Space: the final frontier. These are the NASA voyages of the starship Obama. Its four-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldenly go where no man has gone before — and improve relations with Muslims.
United States National Aeronautics and Space Administrator Charles ‘Boldenly’ Bolden said in a recent interview that his “foremost” mission as the head of America’s space exploration agency is to improve relations with the Muslim world. He said his “five” and “sixmost” NASA missions are to investigate the Zimmerman case.
– NASA Administrator, Charles ‘Boldenly’ Bolden, Cretin First Class
“The problem has been, we just can’t find any Muslims in space. We’ve been looking everywhere. We looked on the Moon, we looked on Venus, we looked on Jupiter, but nothing. We even looked on Pluto, and thought we spotted an Israeli settlement up there, but it turned out to be something else. Maybe some Muslims are hiding under the ice on on one of them moons around Saturn, you never know. If Barack says to keep looking, we’ll keep looking. He’s the boss.”