Some fun, for the rest of us
-Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., quoted in the case Buck v. Bell, 274 U.S. 200 (1927) http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/historics/USSC_CR_0274_0200_ZO.html Imbecile in generation #1: -Barry Sotelo’s grandmother Imbecile in generation #2: -Barry Sotelo’s mother Imbecile in generation #3, the finished product: -Barry Sotelo Bonus … Read more
“Just curious. But how is that corrupt imbecile Eric Holder still holding high office?” -Former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., one of the giants of American law. “Gosh. Beats me.” – U.S. House Speaker John Boehner, coward and failure. A disgrace among House Speakers, … Read more
“Just curious. But who are those two morons you Americans have living in the White House?” Former British Prime Minister and hero of World War II, Winston Churchill.
-Stoner Barry Sotelo And now… …president of the United States. Dope and change. -Presidential Judaism expert (he read about it), 4th greatest president and marijuana syndrome sufferer, Barry Sotelo, now known by his hallucinatory name, ‘Barack Obama.’
Funny — but this is no joke. It accounts for everything. “Dude, is that a new horror movie coming out or something? It looks freakin’ scary!”
Obama stressed he probably knows about Judaism more than any other president, because he read about it. “No other president has read about the Jew. One night I smoked a bowl, ate some dog, then read the ‘Mein Kampf’ Cliff Notes, cover to cover. Not to mention one or two of Julius Streicher’s works … Read more
A reporter has been told that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma, an aggressive cancer that has, literally, “entered the end stage”. Metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma is also known by its ordinary name, “Cuban doctors butchered my rectum 5 times and I still went back for more.” The prognosis is dire and that Chavez … Read more
‘Barry the Stoner’ destroys the prestige of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, awarding it to a Marxist: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1610739/posts http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/dolores-huerta-presidential-medal-of-freedom_n_1553163.html?1338320534&ref=latino-voices&utm_hp_ref=twitter&comm_ref=&comm_crv= “Over-use of marijuana has not affected my mind… Choom, good… Marxism, good…” “Are you connecting the dots yet? Dude, nobody sees more dots than me, and even I’m connecting … Read more
“If I had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin. He wouldn’t work much, either.” -Connecting the dots: pathologically aloof ex-marijuana addict, U.S. president and stoner Barack Obama Autopsy: Trayvon Martin had drugs in his system: http://www.wlbt.com/story/18506505/autopsy-trayvon-martin-had-drugs-in-his-system – “Cuddles” Martin
“Hello, my fellow Kenyans. I mean, Americans. In the earlier part of this century (I guess about 2000 or so), there were death camps in certain countries. In these camps, they killed people. I’m not sure who they killed, but somebody got it. And then one day, camp was over and everybody went home. … Read more
Kid: “Okay Obama, if this really is your head and it’s not up your ass like my Dad says, then how come you just told everybody that the Nazi death camps were ‘Polish’ death camps — as if the Poles were killing people, not the Nazis?” Obama: “All right, enough already. What is … Read more
Barbara Steisand gives money to domestic terrorists? http://filmladd.com/?WhatDidBarbaraStreisandKnow “Huh? Who are you guys? Where am I?” -Sex symbol, Barbara Streisand And a-one, and a-two and a-three and a-four — People, People who blow-up people, Are my favorite people in the world. They’re children, malignant children, And yet letting a grown-up … Read more
(Between bowing to foreign leaders and bending over for America’s enemies, he’s getting a lot of practice) Kid: “Obama, my Dad told me you have no brains.” Obama: “Your Dad is crazy. I have plenty of brains. See? — They’re in my head.” (Obama bends down) Kid: “Obama, you can’t … Read more
‘President Spicoli’ has lost a few brain cells: “Duhhh….” Obama’s ‘Sons:’ They Are Real for Him http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/05/obamas_sons_they_are_real_for_him.html#ixzz1wBS8mh95 Obama Again Mentions ‘My Sons,’ While Defending Contraception Mandate http://cnsnews.com/blog/terence-p-jeffrey/obama-twice-mistakenly-mentions-my-sons-while-defending-contraception-mandate -The ‘Obama boys’ “That dude is a righteous freak. People who ‘choom’ should not be president!” -The real Jeff Spicoli
Perhaps in their honor this November, Americans won’t re-elect a traitor as its president. -The traitor, caught on an open microphone telling outgoing Russian President Dmitry Medvedev to relay to Russian dictator Vladmir Putin that he will have “more flexibility” after the 2012 election to destroy America’s … Read more
“A million hits? Dude! You are my heroes!” – Hits expert, Jeff Spigoli “A million hits? You must be permanently wasted!” -Barry Sotelo, on his own way to his millionth hit. President Spigoli, still at it: ________________________________________________________________ Enough of these two malignant clowns. It’s time … Read more
The fascist movement in America: Interesting documentary on YouTube about the rise of Hitler and the Nazi party in Germany (see link, below). Many parallels to today, including the tactics being used by the left and the Obama administration. You’ll be horrified by the similarities: “I’m part Brownshirt, too.” … Read more
William Ayers‘ Michelle Obama’s New Vegetable Book, ‘American Green Groan’ “For the first time in my adult life, I’m proud of something on American soil.” -A basket case and ‘her’ book “American Groan” will also include tips for starting your own garden. “With Barack destroying the economy, people better learn … Read more
The accident site: The good news is she is expected to make a full recovery. However, repairs to the ground will take many months. The official government aircraft that carries Michelle Obama. Designation: Air Force Ton
– At least they’ll still get free health care. “Welcome to Mr. Glove’s neighborhood.” (FYI: THE COMMENTS SECTION IS NOW OPEN)
Buffett Says Leftist Propaganda Free News Unsustainable; May Add More ‘News’ Papers Warren ‘Jimmy’ Buffett, whose Berkshire Hathaway/Livin’ On Spongecake Inc. (BRK/A) struck a deal this month to acquire 63 newspapers, said he may buy more publications as the industry rethinks whether to offer free content on the Internet. “This no-cost, limitless free … Read more
BOYCOTT AMAZON.com: (NO JOKE — ) Amazon.com caves to Communist Color of Change — drops ALEC (ALEC is an advocate of traditional American government) From Legal Insurrection: While the secondary boycott of Rush Limbaugh has been only marginally effective, Color of Change has had more success getting major companies to drop … Read more
This, from the former president who created an epidemic of oral sex among elementary school children as a result of the scandal of his having oral sex with a young White House intern, in the Oval Office, while on the (blow) job, and started a war in Eastern Europe to distract attention from it: … Read more
“You can now make comments on this website? These I gotta hear! How do I post one?” -Crazy Nancy Pelosi, former House Speaker, booted from office by voters in 2010/ “You click on da blue title of dis post, dummy! But only on da new posts (not dem old ones).” … Read more
(Matthew 21:16: And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?) Out of the mouth of a ‘moral babe’ like Flynt… No joke — Hustler Magazine publisher Larry Flynt … Read more
He said: “My policies forged a ‘different world’” http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2012/05/23/Obama-says-his-policies-forged-a-different-world What the little man should have said: “My forgeries policied a ‘different world’” Welcome! “It’s amazing — I’m so smart, even I don’t know what I’m talking about. Nor do those S.A.T. people, come to think of it.” … Read more
Like the boy, 15, who recently invented a simple, cheap test for pancreatic cancer… (http://now.msn.com/now/0521-cancer-test-prize.aspx?ocid=todnow11) …Another boy, 5 1/2, invents a simple, cheap test for qualification to run for president. Little Dennis Mitchell, 5 1/2, of Dayton Ohio calls it his “un-funny vetting” process: “See, a candidate for president shouldn’t be laughable. … Read more
WASHINGTON — Former Secretary of State Colin Powell declined Tuesday to renew the presidential endorsement he gave Barack Obama four years ago, saying he wasn’t ready “to throw my weight behind someone at this time. First, he’s got his wife’s enormous weight to throw around. Second, he’s transformed all right — into an idiot. Wherever … Read more
Old theory: Barack Obama’s too smart and sensitive to be a good president http://hotair.com/archives/2012/05/11/new-theory-maybe-obamas-too-smart-and-sensitive-to-be-a-good-president/ New theory: Barack Obama’s too dumb and loutish to be a good president (Was it was his stupidity that confused them?) Breitbart News has established that Barack Obama had grades and Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) scores lower … Read more
