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The First Stoner President

Published on May 30, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Funny — but this is no joke. It accounts for everything.         “Dude, is that a new horror movie coming out or something?  It looks freakin’ scary!”    

 
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Stoner Barack Obama Stresses He Probably Knows About Judaism More than Any Other President

Published on May 30, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Obama stressed he probably knows about Judaism more than any other president, because he read about it. “No other president has read about the Jew. One night I smoked a bowl, ate some dog, then read the ‘Mein Kampf’ Cliff Notes, cover to cover. Not to mention one or two of Julius Streicher’s works

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Report: Chavez’s cancer has ‘entered the end-stage’

Published on May 30, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  A reporter has been told that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez  has metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma, an aggressive cancer that has, literally, “entered the end stage”. Metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma is also known by its ordinary name, “Cuban doctors butchered my rectum 5 times and I still went back for more.”   The prognosis is dire and that Chavez 

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Our Stoner President Gives Medal of Freedom to a Marxist

Published on May 30, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  ‘Barry the Stoner’ destroys the prestige of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, awarding it to a Marxist:   http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1610739/posts http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/dolores-huerta-presidential-medal-of-freedom_n_1553163.html?1338320534&ref=latino-voices&utm_hp_ref=twitter&comm_ref=&comm_crv=     “Over-use of marijuana has not affected my mind… Choom, good… Marxism, good…”       “Are you connecting the dots yet?  Dude, nobody sees more dots than me,  and even I’m connecting

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If Obama had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin

Published on May 30, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  “If I had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin. He wouldn’t work much, either.”   -Connecting the dots: pathologically aloof ex-marijuana addict, U.S. president and stoner Barack Obama         Autopsy: Trayvon Martin had drugs in his system: http://www.wlbt.com/story/18506505/autopsy-trayvon-martin-had-drugs-in-his-system – “Cuddles” Martin    

 
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