Chen Guangcheng, the blind Chinese dissident who took refuge in the U.S. embassy, hoped Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Clinton would rescue him. “My fervent hope is that it would be possible for me and my family to leave for the U.S. on Hillary Clinton’s plane.”
“Fervent wha?… What plane? Oh, that plane…. How about another vodka, plain.
And hurry it up, will ya?…
“Whattaya mean, he’s blind? So what does he want from me? Get him a cane or something…. hic!…'”
-United States Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton
“This a–wipe is Secretary of WHAT??
“And they once called ME stupid and drunk??
“No sh-t, man! — what’s happened to this place?!”
-Former U.S. Senator Blutto Blutarsky