Not only is Harvard lunatic and Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren 1/320,000 American Indian (“Someone told me my grandmother had high cheek bones — and feathers!”).
But it turns out she is also part black:
“Someone told me my Aunt Shirley had rhythm!”
– A photo, purportedly of Elizabeth Warren’s Aunt Shirley at what was then known as a ‘sock hop,’ circa 1955.
“Who is this Elizabeth Warren psycho dipsh-t?! Just what the f-ck is going on around here?!”
– Guest commentator Blutto Blutarsky