“You can fool some of the people all of the time. You can fool all of the people some of the time. But you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.”
– Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States (1861-1865).
Addendum: “Except in California.”
-‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln, as he was commonly referred to.
Thus, CNN is left relegated to fooling some of the people all of the time…
CNN Has Lowest Ratings In 10 Years:
– Network Becomes Loss-Leader for Propaganda Value In U.S. and Internationally (In other words, all our friends outside of America, you should know what most of Americans have finally learned about CNN: their information is bullsh-t).
-CNN, upside down in the ratings. (Perhaps they could simply rebrand as “NND,” and save a ton of money on graphics. Hey, the M.B.A. we let hang around has finally come up with a good idea!)
Their Clown Act Fares No Better:
-Bullshitter Anderson Blooper-Cooper, upside down in the ratings too, ironically shown standing in front of “No bullshit” sign. (For those of you doing yoga as you read this, Blooper is actually shown upside down. It’s a joke, you see — if you weren’t standing on your head, you’d get it. If you do not like the joke or are angry for any reason, please refer your complaint to Spke Lee, New York City, NY. Telephone callls should preferably be very late at night or very early in the morning. If Mr. Lee doesn’t pick up the first time you call, dial again and let it keep ringing. If you get his answering service, continue calling until Lee finally picks up. If you get his assistant, demand to speak to Lee. Once you get Lee on the phone, remember, screaming and very foul language are appreciated.)