In case you haven’t been following the story, the Australian Speaker of the House, Peter Slipper (see posts below for fun things we did with his name) is under fire for personal spending on taxi cabs, and for purported acts of sexual harrassment.
(Compared to what’s going on in the current American government, this guy should be made Prime Minister.)
In the most recent development, Deputy Opposition Leader Julie Bishop has made the following sexual harrassment charge against The Slipper:
“Then he snuck up behind me and he grabbed my ass, like this! Then he banged his crotch into my butt, like this! Then he said, ‘It’s good to be the Speaker,’ like this!”
-Deputy Opposition Leader Julie Bishop, like this.
For more Peter Slipper fun:
Don’t give us your ‘Holier than thou’ attitude, okay? You thought it was funny when Mel Brooks did it:
“It’s good to be the King!”
– Mel Brooks, as Louis XVI of France, in his 1981 film ‘History of the World,’ after just having just banged his crotch into a surprised hand-maiden’s butt.