Month: May 2012

  The Obama campaign would like you to get your pets involved with the campaign by offering doggie sweaters and “I Meow for Michelle” cat collars.  http://nation.foxnews.com/obama-fundraiser/2012/05/22/obama-campaign-selling-pet-products#ixzz1veaBepdn     My cat, for Michelle Obama:   My dog, for Michelle Obama:     My ape, for Michelle Obama:      My pink dinosaur, for Michelle Obama: … Read more

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/san-francisco-rename-street-after-pelosi/554591   San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee will rename a street after former-Speaker Nancy Pelosi today in Golden Gate Park. -San Francisco     San Francisco is the second city to name a street after Pelosi.  Baltimore, her home town, renamed a street in her honor in January 2007 shortly after she was elected Speaker … Read more

  THE FRAUD OF ‘BARACK OBAMA’ BREAKING:   (No joke:) Breitbart News has established that America’s dumbest president Barack Obama, had grades and Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) scores lower than those of  George W. Bush! http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/22/Exclusive-The-Vetting-Obama-Wrong-on-Columbia-Admission-Transfer-Class-Had-Low-SAT-Scores-Grades   “And I never picked my nose in public up to my proximal phalangeal joint either, like this idiot … Read more

   “Hungry for love!”   TheFineReport ‘Singles Spotlight’ today is on Zimmerman prosecutor, Ms. Angela ‘murder-in-the-2nd’ Corey:   “I want candy!” XOXO, Angela     Serious inquires only: c/o Duval County Courthouse Annex 220 East Bay Street Jacksonville, Florida 32202       “What, she didn’t provide no phone number?” -Race baiter, Jew hater, homophobe, … Read more

Two prominent U.S. lawyers are among the skeptics questioning whether evidence in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin supports the second-degree murder charge against George Zimmerman, given his apparent injuries and freshly released eyewitness accounts. http://gma.yahoo.com/george-zimmerman-case-charges-dropped-080020734–abc-news-topstories.html   America’s legal experts weigh in:   “Dat’s no reason to drop dem charges! If we can’ get ’em … Read more

        “I don’t like to brag, but I did hone it to a fine craft.”                   -Disastrous GOP 2008 presidential candidate, John McCain, who’s use of the ‘dumbass strategy’ elected Barack Obama president.     “‘Dumbass 2012’ — I’m all in!” -GOP House Squeaker, … Read more

CNN execs deliver sh-t to your television, so why not your mailbox?   Covington police say the victims of the incident have CNN executive Bob Furnad walking with his dog up to the mailbox and placing a bag filled with the feces in it.   http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2012/05/21/cops-former-cnn-executive-leaves-dog-feces-in-neighbors-mailbox/     CNN’s Bob Furnad, deliverer of sh-t to … Read more

Sasha Baron Cohen’s new handle: ‘Bore rat’   In character as Gen. Shabazz Aladeen of fictional Republic of Wadiya, Sacha Baron Cohen offered his take on the U.S. presidential election at a press conference promoting his new film “The Dictator” in New York on Monday. Here’s what he had to say, via the Wall Street … Read more

  First, it’s important to remember that NBC, as well as MSNBC are indirectly funded by our government, via its parent company, General Electric, through the cozy relationship of its CEO Jeffery Imelt with Barack Obama.   Second, the people saying what they said about Ann Romney aren’t simply stupid — they’re deranged, and are … Read more

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/05/20/boehner-describes-house-republicans-as-218-frogs-in-wheelbarrow/   And all 218 of them wish a toad named Boehner would croak.   (If this loser thinks we’re going to fight to take back Congress and let him remain in the position of House Speaker, he has another thing coming.)   “I can’t do anything right.”  This is True. “Speaking of which, do … Read more

  The indoctrination our children: (But some children are fighting back. Are you?) http://www.theblaze.com/stories/n-c-teacher-tells-student-he-could-be-arrested-for-talking-badly-about-obama/   The teacher is purported to be an idiot named Tanya Neely. The student, yet unnamed, is our hero.    The exchange (partial): Student: “Didn’t Obama bully somebody, though?” Teacher: “Not to my knowledge.” (The teacher is ignorant.) Student:  “If you’re … Read more

  JEOPARDY: THE FINAL REMAINING UNCORRUPTED OLD-MEDIA SOURCE OF VETTING   IMAGINE THE ULTIMATE LEFTIST IGNORAMUS, BARACK OBAMA, ON JEOPARDY:   Obama: “‘Asia,’ for 100.”   Alex  Trebeck: “57”   Obama: “Uh, how many states there are in the U.S.?”   Alex Trebeck: “No, I’m sorry. Fifty-seven is the number of Islamic states. The actual … Read more

  A man suing after a major medical mistake left him disfigured gave testimony Thursday that revealed the intimate details of his misery. The unidentified plaintiff said he wanted a penile implant to improve his sex life in. “I had problems having intimate relations. As time went by, that problem got worse.”   The man’s … Read more

Funny video alert! Funny video alert!   A very funny original video made by the folks at SadHillnews.com! (Hey, it even includes some of TheFineReport postings — and it’s still funny!)           “Barack put me on it, so I been thinkin’ all week: how am I gonna come up wit somethin’ … Read more

  These people have lost their minds.   In all their “revelations,” there has not been a single ‘revelation’ of any conservative or Republican being a communist (Van Jones), a terrorist (William Ayers), a Maoist (Anita Dunn), a Muslim (not that this is bad, but it is if you have some need to lie about … Read more

Elizabeth ‘Sitting Bullsh-t’ Warren is also a plagairist?!   Phony Indian and affirmative-action fraud Elizabeth Warren also Plagiarized Her ‘Pow Wow Chow’ Recipes? http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/18/did-elizabeth-warren-plagiarize-pow-wow-chow-recipes   What a surprise.   Crazy Elizabeth Warren: Not 1/32 American Indian. But 100% fraud.   Like Joseph Biden, she never worked a day in her life in the private sector. … Read more

HEADLINE: Los Angeles Times receives a $1-million grant from the Ford Foundation http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-ford-foundation-los-angeles-times-20120517,0,4607187.story?track=lanowpicks   Looks innocent enough, right?   But who is the Ford Foundation? (Don’t be fooled by the squeaky clean name  — it has nothing to do with the car company: it’s a leftist slush fund.)   From Frontpagemag.com:   How The Ford … Read more

The ‘Dumbass Strategy 2012:’ (‘Dumbass One’ was originated by John McCain in his 2008 presidential campaign against ‘Barack Obama,’ whoever he really is.)   Romney repudiates using Obama’s “God Damn America” Preacher of 20 Years, in ads http://www.therightscoop.com/mark-levin-slams-romney-for-savaging-newt-yet-pulling-back-against-obama-with-rev-wright/   “Arrrrrrgggghhhh! What is wrong with this guy?!”     “Are you meaning to tell me that … Read more

    When they resort to ‘Hail Marys,’ you know even they know they’re in trouble:   Bill Maher: We Haven’t Had a Better President Since Jimmy Carter http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/16/Bill-Maher-Jimmy-Carter   Current TV’s Miller Compares Romney to Hitler http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/16/Al-Gore-Current-TV-Host-Miller-Compares-Romney-to-Hitler     *A Hail Mary pass  in American football refers to any very long forward pass made … Read more

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Knowing his friend John Edwards is about to visit the hoosegow:   Obama Orders Prisons to Step Up Anti-rape Efforts “We mean it. No more dicking around!”   http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2012/05/17/justice_prisons_to_step_up_anti_rape_efforts/     -New prison anti-rape device, designed and personally tested by Barack Obama.     “If I have a cellmate, please let me be the ‘daddy.’” … Read more

Obama Baby-sitter Warren Buffett to buy 63 newspapers http://www.omaha.com/article/20120517/NEWS01/120519629#buffett-to-buy-63-newspapers    And he ain’t happy about having to buy them:   Buffett: “How stupid are you? What kind of dumbbell could blow the deal we got with you in the White House? Huh? I ought to splap that stupid grin you walk around with right off … Read more

  THE EVIDENCE is in the form of leaks of information suddenly appearing. Here are but two examples:   GOP probe uncovers deal between Obama and drug companies: Internal emails obtained by House Republicans now provide evidence that a deal was struck and GOP investigators are promising to release more details in the coming weeks. … Read more

http://nationaljournal.com/daily/house-burglaries-baffle-staff-police-20120516   Puzzling break-ins over the last month at the offices of at least three House members and several committees have U.S. Capitol Police gumshoes working to find a pattern and the culprits, with missing items ranging from cash and expensive computer equipment to autographed baseballs and alcohol.   In at least four of the … Read more

  A useful idiot of the left, Kennedy XXXLVIII’s wife purportedly ‘killed herself’   YEAH, RIGHT!   http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/05/robert-f-kennedy-jr-ex-wife-dead-mary-kennedy-says-source   Here are a couple of other doozies in the Kennedy saga of murder:   Marilyn Monroe and Mary Jo Kopechne http://ezinearticles.com/?Marilyn-Monroe-and-Mary-Jo-Kopechne&id=55608   -Monroe, a drug-addled histronic, died under mysterious circumstances during a time she was rotating … Read more

  BOOK EXCERPT — ENJOY!   “DITZ” – The Unmooring of American Military Parking” by Rachel Madcow   -MSNBC hatchet-woman, and author of books only George Soros buys (by the truckload), Rachel Madcow   A bird known as the houbara bustard recently provided crucial assistance in making America’s war in Afghanistan (and its spillover in … Read more

  The Obama White House is drawing ridicule for appending the official online biographies of nearly every president over the last century in order to link President Obama’s accomplishments to the former commanders in chief.   For instance, the following line was added to the official bio of the late President Ronald Reagan: “In a … Read more

American’s foremost useful idiot for the left, ignoramus and sexual harrasser David Letterman:   Letterman Campaigns For Obama On ‘Late Show’: ‘What More Do We Want This Man To Do For Us, Honest To God?’ http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/16/David-Letterman-Creepy-Obama-Lovefest-What-More-Do-We-Want-This-Man-To-Do -Confessed sexual harrasser, and ignorant leftist shill, David Letterman   Letterman’s apology for revelations of sexual relationships with staff … Read more

This ignoramus is on television, telling people what to think? MSNBC Moron Chris Matthews, bombs on ‘Jeopardy’ -Failed all questions on modern history and American government “Mr. Zero” http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/chris-matthews-bombs-jeopardy-141427472.html;_ylt=AlgAUz4RX3isvJqhpkrpuzWZCMZ_;_ylu=X3oDMTRtcm1uOXRlBG1pdANGZWF0dXJlZCBCbG9nIFRoZSBVcHNob3QgTmV0d29yawRwa2cDYTFlOTUxMDAtNjM1MC0zOWMyLTg4YmItOGJkZmYyNWEzMTdlBHBvcwMzBHNlYwNNZWRpYUZlYXR1cmVkTGlzdFRlbXAEdmVyAzFlZDdmYzEwLTllYzYtMTFlMS1iM2ZlLTg0MTk0Y2IxNzI5ZQ–;_ylg=X3oDMTM3aTA1ZHE3BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDNzAyM2E4MTgtN2EzNi0zNjdiLTg4NGYtZDZkOTYzNDE0MGIxBHBzdGNhdANvcmlnaW5hbHN8dGhlbG9va291dARwdANzdG9yeXBhZ2U-;_ylv=3   Problems started for Matthews when he requested a category in the form of a question. “Let’s go back to, what is ‘Crossword Clues E?’” Matthews … Read more