Month: May 2012

RINO Senator Richard Luger got the hook today from voters. Lugar, a quintessential ‘Republican in name only,’ has voted consistently against his party for decades.   Hey Lugar: don’t let the door hit you in the ass.       “You know, considering what that crazy Elizabeth Warren said about someone’s high cheek bones and … Read more

  Maybe there are enough people ignorant enough to buy this:   The Washington Post gushes:   “But we aren’t accustomed to seeing female politicians and politicos without camera-ready makeup and, God forbid, showing wrinkles. In fact, how many pictures in glossy magazines have probably been airbrushed to make Hillary picture-perfect?   “While I’m a … Read more

Cher (real name, Rhoda Horowitz):   ‘Doesn’t want to breathe the same air as Romney and his ‘racist homophobic women hating tea-bagger masters’ Cher doesn't want to breathe the same air as Romney and his 'racist homophobic women hating tea bagger masters'   Rhoda, you won’t find anyone here forcing you to breathe.   -The face … Read more

Interesting. Andrew Brietbart oddly gets invited to a dinner at Obama-intimate William Ayers’ home, then drops dead.   Then, on the day the L.A. Coroner releases the results of Brietbart’s autopsy, a photographic technician at the Coronor’s office suddenly dies  of suspicious causes.   Now, the only witness to see him die, Christopher Lassete, is … Read more

This guy is bat-sh-t crazy:     Obama order moves U.S. toward world governance http://times247.com/articles/obama-s-executive-order-inches-us-toward-world-governence   He can do it, too. It’s called a treaty by Executive Order, and it is within the power of the president, and its as binding on America as a treaty ratified by the Senate. It is not an exaggeration … Read more

It’s important to know that most obesity studies show that obesity rates are actually fattening flattening out. But that’s not what control-freaks on the left want you to hear:   “ABC ‘News:’ “42% of Americans Obese by 2030” http://news.yahoo.com/fat-forecast-42-americans-obese-2030-192747932–abc-news-health.html      What the headline should have read was:   “The Obama Legacy: Only 2,030 Americans … Read more

(Except Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Niki Haley, Susana Martinez, Mary Fallin, Jennette Bradle, Jan Brewer, etc., etc,. etc….)   – Insists it won’t be her: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/hillary_clinton_wants_female_not_jhv6n7lvIgPD5wihh5aOdM   Finally, , Hillary Clinton — arguably the worst Secretary of State in U.S. history — says something we can agree on.   Leave it to the British press … Read more

  “Now I have to wait till morning for more ?  Seriously, how am I supposed to sleep?  …Hey, is that my car being towed?!”       [email protected]

Of course, some stories you want to know more than others.   -Fashion icon Rod Stewart, telling a story about something to his right.

London re-elects conservative Mayor Johnson; rejects anti-Semitic leftist candidate (Have you finally noticed that ‘anti-Semitic’ and ‘leftist’ go hand-in-hand?)     http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/05/London-re-elects-Boris-Johnson-as-mayor

Harbinger of civil war in France:   More Than One Quarter of Jews in France Want To Leave; First time since Nazis took power in Germany   Some 82 percent of respondents say anti-Semitism is a serious problem in France and 78 percent say it has deepened in the past few years.   Moreover, 38 … Read more

‘Bark’ Obama’s defense secretary, Leon Panetta, said this:   Climate Change Has ‘Dramatic Impact on National Security’ “Rising sea levels, severe droughts, the melting of the polar caps, the more frequent and devastating natural disasters all raise demand for humanitarian assistance and disaster relief.”     “What the f-ck is this guy talking about?  I … Read more

We know that the American television company NBC, owned by General Electric — itself run by Obama-hack Jeffery Immelt — is in the bag for the nose-picker-in-chief, willing to fake news reporting and pervert entertainment programming for political ends. But the performers and writers on NBC’s Saturday Night Live have let themselves become hacks, and … Read more

  In case you haven’t been following the story, the Australian Speaker of the House, Peter Slipper (see posts below for fun things we did with his name) is under fire for personal spending on taxi cabs, and for purported acts of sexual harrassment.  (Compared to what’s going on in the current American government, this … Read more

Go Brazil!!   Brazillian Actress Kicks George Soros’ Ass:   – Adriana Ferreyr sues radical leftist and former Nazi collaborator George Soros for $50 million for welching on sex-for-apartment deal http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/our_grapes_of_soros_ex_lawyer_AeQPIJ07gukcEmEFoNx0cJ   -Ferreyr, on left. Heel, on right.       “That’s it baby! — Don’t take any sh-t from that cheap America-hating, Nazi bastard!!” … Read more

“All right, kid — drop the adult, or I’ll blow your f-ing brains out!”   –American freedom, Clinton-style: Federal SWAT agent under orders of then Democrat U.S. president Bill Clinton’s attorney general, Janet Reno (meaning, under orders from Clinton), to drag Elián González — an escapee, along with his mother, from communist Cuba —  out … Read more

    The first time around, without a shot fired, France surrenders in 1940 to the Farting* Fuhrer of Nazi Germany and Benito Mussolini of Facist italy:    (*Just as ‘Bark’ Obama picks his nose in public, Hitler had his own problem – farting:  http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/washington-secrets/2012/05/docs-reveal-hitler-farted-received-sex-injections-craved-cocaine)     Hitler, rubbing the French surrender in France’s face, … Read more

The nose-picking fraud is going to go down in a landslide, rivaling Ronald Reagan’s victory against then-U.S. presidential fiasco Jimmy Carter:   -Going down, Obama-style   Related:   How Mitt Romney’s Campaign Put A Damper On Obama’s Big Day http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/how-mitt-romneys-campaign-put-a-damper-on-obama   -Recent Obama sold-out event  (the chairs shown here were each required to  buy a ticket) … Read more

NAVY SEAL REBUKES ‘BARK’ OBAMA FOR USING NAVY SEALS AS A CAMPAIGN PLOY The Fine Report has the exclusive on the letter:   “Dear Sh-thead:   “You vulgar little maggot. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. Like herpes! I would rather kiss a slug than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, … Read more

  We received an email from someone in the town of Mendoza, Argentina. It was labeled , “Emergency!”   It was a question: “Hey man, I’m drunk in Mendoza, Argentina, and about to get lucky — I need a condom! Where I can get one quick? What do I do if I can’t get one?” … Read more

NO JOKE:   Actual Los Angeles Magazine cover story:   Los Angeles Mag: “Antonio Villaraigosa a ‘failure’ as mayor” http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/05/los_angeles_mag_antonio_a.php   -This, is the Democrat party’s flagship Latino. His real name: Tony Villar.   Attention all non-corrupt media outlets with a sense of humor: this guy is the biggest jackass since…Jackass!  There is a lot … Read more

– DEMOCRAT SENATOR JOHN KERRY AMASSES $193,000,000.00 FORTUNE USING INSIDE INFORMATION, AND INFLUENCING LAWS BENEFITING HIS INVESTMENTS   – MASSIVE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY   – MASSIVE HYPOCRISY http://freebeacon.com/smartest-guy-in-the-room/   –OBAMA PAL AND UGLY MOTHERF-ER, DEMOCRAT SENATOR JOHN KERRY, GIVING THE ‘CON MAN’ SALUTE. AND MAN, DID HE EVER CON AMERICA!   -MAKE HIM RESIGN — AFTER … Read more

Documents reveal Adolph Hitler farted uncontrollably due to his vegetarian diet http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/washington-secrets/2012/05/docs-reveal-hitler-farted-received-sex-injections-craved-cocaine -The Nazi symbol, now to be forever known as the “Fartstika.”       “That’s completely disgusting!” -Contrivance, dog-eater and current president of the U.S. ‘Bark’ Obama   “Ewww.. It really is!” –  Contrived ‘American’s smartest woman,’ incompetent current Secretary of Inebriation Hillary … Read more

Chen Guangcheng, the blind Chinese dissident who took refuge in the U.S. embassy, hoped Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Clinton would rescue him. “My fervent hope is that it would be possible for me and my family to leave for the U.S. on Hillary Clinton’s plane.” http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/chen-guangcheng-ignored-hillary-clinton_643110.html     “Fervent wha?… What plane? Oh, that plane…. … Read more

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-shrugs-off-disappointing-jobs-number-162408190.html.   “What do I care? Me and my family, we’re living large, and so are my friends.  I got the all the major news networks shilling for me, and have half the nation on food stamps and whathaveyou. I could play golf 96 times and no one would care. I could get caught lying … Read more

‘Lowering the unemployment rate by destroying the job market.’  By Professor Allison D. Papalopolopolis.   Hey there!   Once again the jobs report is ‘worse than expected.’ Well, well, what a surprise. But somehow the unemployment rate released by the Obama administration today is ‘only 8.1%’. Yeah, right. That makes about as much sense racism … Read more

  “I gave the night editor a choice: keep working, or come to bed. Which do you think he’ll do?”     “Goodnight everyone.”   -Editor

The ‘girlfriend’ in William Ayers’ ‘Obama’s’ book, “Dreams of My Father??????”   -The woman once thought to be Elizabeth Warren’s Aunt Shirley is now suspected of being the former object of ‘Bark’ Obama’s youthful passions.  

Not only is Harvard lunatic and Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren 1/320,000 American Indian (“Someone told me my grandmother had high cheek bones — and feathers!”).   But it turns out she is also part black:   “Someone told me my Aunt Shirley had rhythm!”   – A photo, purportedly of Elizabeth Warren’s Aunt Shirley at … Read more