“All right, kid — drop the adult, or I’ll blow your f-ing brains out!”
–American freedom, Clinton-style: Federal SWAT agent under orders of then Democrat U.S. president Bill Clinton’s attorney general, Janet Reno (meaning, under orders from Clinton), to drag Elián González — an escapee, along with his mother, from communist Cuba — out from his American relative’s arms for deportation back to Fidel Castro.
“I remember that kid killing my buzz, just like that blind Chinaman is doing now….hic!”
– U.S. Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Clinton, once laughably known as ‘America’s smartest woman,’ who in 2000 was married to then-president Bill Clinton, and was probably then as big a lush as she is now. She is currently known as ‘American’s drunkest woman.’