Ratman visits Aurora, Colorado

   “I got down here as fast and furiously as I could. I even delayed my 103rd round of golf.    “Why, Michelle even delayed her next taxpayer-funded million-dollar vacation.”   “Hey, other than all that —  how was the movie? Are we done here?”       “He was at my house. I, too, … Read more

Ask the Professor!

Prof. Papalopolopolis is back, and taking your questions!   “Hey there!”   James from Aurora, Colorado asks:   “Why are Hollywood people so willfully stupid? Sometimes I just feel like… Well, I don’t want to say it, but I get really mad. Especially at the people who patronize their stupid movies.”     The Professor … Read more