Some fun, for the rest of us
Legalinsurrection.com “Not really interested in your criticisms of the Ryan pick.” Prof. Jacobson continues: *ISSUE: “So what about Republicans and other Romney supporters who don’t think much of the pick or Ryan as V.P.? What should they do?” RULE: “Shut up.” -Cornell Professor of Law, William A. Jacobson … Read more
“I’m glad he took my advice. Mitt simply needed a policy guy to augment his already captivating charisma. Besides, like I told him, ‘When you lose, you should lose the old-fashioned GOP way! The ash-heap of history is already too full with losers going out with no style. You don’t want to be one … Read more
Another leftist media fraud gets a mere ‘time out!’ for lying: What do you call a fraud caught stealing other peoples’ writing and calling it his own? This week, you call him: “Fareed Zakaria” Time and CNN “commentator” Fareed Zakaria (who’s name, loosely translated in English, means, “What do you expect at … Read more
“I’m not a murderer. I’m positive of that.” “Am I going crazy, or that Ann Coulter right? — And did I misinterpret Boehner’s advice that Obama is just a’nice you man, in over his head,’ for he’s a ‘nice hung man, into giving head?’ Is that possible? And Ann’s ‘Michelle Obama is … Read more
An eight-year-old Asperger sufferer’s dreams were crushed when she was denied entry into an Obama event in Colorado. Little Adrianne Winkle has Asperger’s Syndrome, preventing her from ever having spoken in her life. Her malady also causes her to be extremely sensitive to heat. Considering that, her mom and dad waited until 4 … Read more
June 13, 2011: Obama refuses to all for Anthony Weiner’s Resignation: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-leadership/post/why-wont-anthony-weiner-resign/2011/04/01/AGBlHgUH_blog.html White House press secretary wouldn’t say whether President Barack Obama believes Weiner should resign for sending sexually charged photos and messages online to several women Said Obama’s press secretary Jay Carney, “President Obama understands that sometimes a married … Read more
A Fine Report exclusive — OVERHEARD! Obama at scandal-plagued Solyndra “green company,” talking with Solyndra’ CEO Chris Gronet: Obama: “So what’s this thing we’re standing in front of, do?” Gronet: “It’s a conveyor belt.” Obama: “Like what’s holding up the pants on this gigantic suit they just made me put on? … Read more
April, May, June & July 2012: Thank you — we could not have done it without you. We will now list everyone individually. …Or maybe not. But you know who you are — and thank you for your support, hatred or casual curiosity. But the greatest of thanks … Read more
Usain Bolt: Jamaican gold medalist stops a media interview to salute the U.S. flag during Olympic medal ceremony, simply out of respect. Insane Dolt: Barack Obama, refusing to salute the U.S. flag during the playing of the national anthem during the 2008 presidential primaries. Enough stupid Americans voted for him anyway. … Read more
A taxpayer-funded globe-trotting buffoon gives ‘trans-fat’ a new meaning: -Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton, humping unknown cabaret singer in South Africa, 8-7-2012 De facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin gets word of Clinton’s latest buffoonery: “Don’t look at me — I was stuck living with her for … Read more
“Mother Warren taught me well: lie about your qualifications, try to eat for free, take all you can get from other people, contribute nothing, complain the loudest — and claim you’re an Indian to get into college on some other Indian’s scholarship. Oh yeah — and be a communist — but be sure to … Read more
The story: http://nation.foxnews.com/michelle-obama/2012/08/08/obama-complains-michelle-doesnt-make-money-first-lady “My fat piece of sh-t* glutinous, good-for-nothing but blowing millions of dollars in U.S. taxpayer funds on personal vacations, bitter, hateful, classless wife doesn’t make money as First Lady! What’s up with that??” “Yeah! I want money!” -The fat piece of sh-t*, good-for-nothing but bad things, Michelle Obama … Read more
Sean Penn Campaigns for Hugo Chavez’s ‘Reelection’ in Venezuela http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/08/07/sean-penn-campaigns-hugo-chavezs-reelection-venezuela#ixzz22rtWu69E “Because, dude — I’m a total ignorant douche! — And I’ve got America to f-ck with!” -Hopefully, Chavez will get pissed off at Penn for some stupid reason — as dictators do — and lock him up in Venezuela for the rest of his … Read more
Ooops! — Wrong moron. – Race-baiter, anti-Semite, MSNBC host, Barack Obama-intimate and moron, Al Sharpton Whoops — wrong moron, again. -MSNBC host, Ed Schultz Nope, nope, nope. -President Moron. Nope, still wrong. -Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton Getting closer… -The disgusting Nancy Pelosi, former Speaker of the House, who voters … Read more
*Sigh* -Sarah Palin, speaking at a local campaign event, August 6, 2012. “You weren’t talking about me, were you? Because you should see how I look in those hot shoes, with my Superwoman shirt on. Because you know, during the latest of my full-body plastic surgeries, I had the hammer toes removed … Read more
An idiot because she was raised to be one: Michelle Obama: ‘Building Our Economy Starts With the Restaurants’ http://cnsnews.com/news/article/michelle-obama-building-our-economy-starts-restaurants -Glamour and fashion icon Michelle Obama An idiot because he chooses to be one: Boehner Again Won’t Say if GOP Will Defund Obama’s ‘Attack on Religious Freedom’ http://cnsnews.com/video/washington/boehner-again-won-t-say-if-gop-will-defund-obama-s-attack-religious-freedom … Read more
NBC, the Obama propaganda network featuring race-baiter, Jew hater and Obama intimate Al Sharpton, has started their own Reichstag Fire* to inject racial tension into the Olympics so as to affect the November 2012 election? The story: NBC forced to apologize after ad features a monkey doing gymnastics – right after showing Gabby … Read more
U.S. astronauts won’t land on Mars by themselves but with international partners in the 2030s, NASA’s useful idiot-chief said Wednesday. http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/space/story/2012-08-01/NASA-mars-rover/56656270/1 “We can’t do that! Somebody else built space! And somebody else built Mars! — Probably slaves! Owned by Mitt Romney!*” (*We’re being satirical — no, he didn’t actually say that. But he … Read more
Schwarzenegger to Share Problem-Solving Skills via Nonpartisan Think Tank: The USC Schwarzenegger Institute for State and Global Policy will be funded with a commitment of $20 million from the former California governor that will include a personal donation as well as money from his fundraising efforts. Said Schwarzenegger, “My first problem vuz … Read more
We have finally found a job for this useless, derelict-in-his-duty bum of a GOP House Speaker. In fact, we built a business around this poor excuse for a man — and one worthy of his one special talent. Introducing — Boehner Professional Mourner Services! “You die — we cry!” In … Read more
