Sadly, these are true stories:

 

Valerie Jarrett, enriching herself with inside information:  Obama senior “adviser” Valerie Jarrett’s real-estate investment “jumped” in value between 2010 and 2011:

http://freebeacon.com/jarrett-towers/

“I advise you to scam me more money, is what I advise.”

 

 

Yet Another Ghostwriting Accusation Leveled at CNN’s and TIME Magazine’s Resident America-hater, Fareed Zakaria

Ghostwriting Accusation Leveled at Fareed Zakaria

 “After all these years, this one asshole goes and destroys my reputation.”

 

 

US Secretary of Health and Human Service Secretary Katherine Sebelius: Decrease in Human Beings Will Cover Cost of Contraception Mandate

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/sebelius-decrease-human-beings-will-cover-cost-contraception-mandate

“If only the Fuhrer was alive to see this great day.”

 

 

Labor Department spends stimulus funds for ads during Olbermann, Maddow shows

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/aug/21/stimulus-funds-spent-obama-ads-olbermann-maddow/

Dumb.

and Dumber.

 And paid by YOU.


 

Reporter admits going easy on Obama adviser Axelrod to not hurt his feelings

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/20/reporter-admits-going-easy-on-obama-adviser-axelrod-to-not-hurt-his-feelings/

“Even I’m surprised how easy this has been.”

 

“If only I was alive to see this great day.”

 

 

 They could not have done any of it without you, Mr. Boner.

 

 

VOTE LIKE YOUR FUTURE

DEPENDS ON IT.

IT DOES.