RANDALL'S VIDEO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

(No, not a 'wife' wike the one you mawwy, but 'wife,' as in if you wooze it, you are not awive.)

In a Democracy, laws are established or repealed by the majority. The rule of law's protection of minorities from the whim of the majority in a democracy is no protection at all.

Thus, in the American Republic, all citizens are in theory protected by law, in spite of the election of a lunatic. But the law must be enforced against a lawless president, and it is done by way of the remaining two branches of our government (Congress and our courts).

'Barack Obama' (or whoever the hell he really is), Joseph Stalin and Adolph Hitler. (Our apologies to Stalin and Hitler for insulting their intelligence with the comparison. But it is what it is.)

"Good luck!"

Speaker of the House and a vain coward of historic proportions, John Boehner

The conveniently unfunny 'Saturday Night Live' Obama-imitator and sell-out Fred Armisen:

"Obama is comedy-proof, I tell you! But don't worry: like the world economy, things will pick-up at SNL when Romney is elected."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? Well I'm the only one here. Who the hell do you think you're talking to?"

"I can dream, can't I?"

Leo: "I don't know, dude. I probably thought I was gonna live forever, or something."

Glamour icon Michelle Obama, taking dog on rumored one-way trip to...?

"Baby, you must be with the Secret Service!"

Investors Seen Fleeing U.S. Markets More Rapidly Than Previously Thought:

SNL's Three-Year Drought Continues -- "We're a comedy show, and there simply hasn't been anything about Obama to laugh at."

"I'm diggin' in! And it sure feels good."