Senate Republicans are furious the Obama administration rebuffed their attempts to learn details of the Benghazi attack, only to give the coveted information to The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal. GOP lawmakers were incensed to find many of the details they tried to learn Thursday were in a front-page article in The Times the following morning.
“Hey gang — want to hear what the GOP thinks is “furious?” Get a load of these limp-dick, lazy, entrenched hacks we go on our side in the Senate:”
“I was very disappointed in the briefing yesterday, said Sen. Lindsey ‘Goober’ Graham (R-S.C.), a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee. “
“Whoa, Goober!! Steady, boy!”
“If that briefing isn’t an incredible disrespect to the members of the United States Senate, I don’t know what is,” John McCain said.
“Holy @#$#% $#%#@, man!! If only someone had told that to Hitler, World War 2 woulda never got started!”
“I’m starting to think that there might be a little bit of a media bias,” Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) quipped.
“‘Bias??’ What the @#$% is wrong with the word ‘corruption,’ you douche!! And can’t you do anything better than ‘quip,’ you @#$%-for-balls @#$%?!”
“The president of the United States is doing everything he can to change the subject from that real central issue of our faltering economy and yes, the mainstream media is out there playing trivial pursuit and talking about everything that is not important and that is a distraction,” Wicker said on the Senate floor Friday, said Sen. Roger Wicker (R-Miss.)
“Jesus! The ‘president of the United States?’ — Who the @#$% does this clown think we think he’s talking about, the president of Kablowjobstan?! So what are these a-holes gonna do, just sit back and take it up the @#$% like Ambassador Stevens? — And from a bigger a-hole like Hillary Clinton??”
“Come on, everybody: time to get rid of these jerk-offs, and elect guys on our side with some balls!”