Muslims Storm U.S. Embassy in Cairo, Egypt:
“Make up your mind — was it in Cairo or Egypt?”
“You’re welcome. *hic!*
Better pull over, I think I have to throw-up.”
-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton
White House declines Netanyahu request to meet with Obama:
This is the first time Netanyahu will visit the U.S. as prime minister without meeting Obama.
-Obama, followed by his sinister brain Valerie Jarrett