CNN says they were hearing from their sources that the Benghazi attack was a pre-planned terrorist attack right after it happened. But then the Obama administration started using these talking points about a mob getting out of control, and CNN says their sources couldn’t corroborate that. The fact that the Obama administration left out of the talking points what they already knew, that it was a pre-planned terrorist attack by an Al-Qaeda linked terrorist group can only mean, according to one former intelligence official, that the administration was trying to cover something up.
-Squeaker of the House, John Boehner
“Damn. Publicly @#$%’ed in the @#$% yet again.”
-Raped and murdered US Ambassador to Libya, Craig Stevens
“What about his @#$%? Why does he keep bringing up his @#$%” *hic!*
-US Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton