A Boehner miracle!

  A miracle! Boehner catches Hillary Clinton’s Benghazi disease: he throws up, passes out, falls on his head, gets a concussion, then a mystery blood clot blamed on the concussion (a blood clot cannot be caused by a concussion) — resulting in a miraculous personality transformation!   Now, says Boehner:  “If the president continues to … Read more

Rube Goldberg/Benghazi Disease Strikes Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Clinton!

      Facing having to testify before Congress on her culpability in the murderous catastrophe in Benghazi, Hillary Clinton first suffered the Benghazi stomach flu, then a Benghazi fainting spell, then a Benghazi concussion and managed to avoid all scheduled Benghazi hearings.   Now, again having to face testifying before Congress on January 10th, … Read more

David Gregory joke

  A cowboy-themed young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club hosting a NBC News party. With his six-shooter clad dummy on his knee, the ventriloquist and his dummy start making media bias jokes, when David Gregory stands up, shouting:   ”I’ve heard enough of your … Read more

Back to Plan A

  h/t: Comrade Putout http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/who-s-driving-us-over-the-cliff-t10443.html

Idiots Three of the GOP

  In a time of crisis, it’s EASY to exploit an organization led by the clueless.   We will only have ourselves to blame for the coming disaster if we keep these three failures at the top of the GOP. Nice guys maybe (– maybe), but all in over their heads:     “This is … Read more

An Obama-zombie teacher who compared a student’s Romney t-shirt to KKK garb is now getting her ass sued off:

  This is how you do it folks. No big thing:   The family of a 16-year-old Philadelphia teenager who charges that her geometry teacher mocked her for wearing a Mitt Romney t-shirt has sued both the teacher and the school district for violating her First Amendment rights.   The teacher, Lynette Gaymon, allegedly told … Read more

Running out of liquor, fugazi Hillary Clinton finally recovers from a hangover and Benghazi flu:

Hillary *hic* Clinton to Return to Work Next Week as Secretary of Inebriation After barfing, being dehydrated and having fainting spells purportedly from Benghazi flu, fugazi  Secretary of Inebriation Clinton will resume her usual office schedule next week: Wednesdays through Thursdays, 1PM to 2PM. http://news.yahoo.com/hillary-rodham-clinton-return-next-week-234724412.html    

Where is Hillary Clinton?

Questions abound as to there whereabouts of America’s second greatest contrivance and political media whore, and its First Alcoholic: http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/wheres-hillary_692014.html   We found her: Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

A Fine Report exclusive: GOP Consultant jokes!

– A GOP Consultant was taking sky-diving lessons. The instructor explained that it was time for his first jump, and all he had to do was jump from the plane, count to six, and pull the rip cord. A truck would be waiting for him in the field where he would land. The GOP Consultant … Read more

Remembering the Obama “czars” who advocated genocide to silence political opposition… — Remembering?? They’re still here!

  You forgot about them, didn’t you!     Obama “czar” Mark Lloyd advocated mass murder of Americans for political gain: http://www.conservativecrusader.com/articles/obamaczar-advocating-genocide-against-americans   Obama “czar” Mark Lloyd on using media for genocide and ‘social change’-Part2:   Obama “czar” Mark Lloyd to silence opposition speech-Part1:     And let’s not forget genocidal Obama “czar” John Holdren: http://healthwyze.org/index.php/component/content/article/198-a-sick-twist.html … Read more

What if we were playing baseball?

A lot of people are down in the dumps about the state of our country, as well as our prospects for our future. I think a baseball analogy would illustrative.   If we were playing a baseball game, right now we’d be in the bottom of the sixth or seventh inning – not the bottom … Read more

Sunday night wrap-up:

Newsweek editor gave a big-picture reason for the magazine’s failure: “[E]very piece of the Zeitgeist was against Newsweek” http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/media/2012/12/6924305/betrayed-zeitgeist-she-once-channeled-tina-brown-invokes-it-one-last-t (She forgot the bigger picture: “corruption.”)   NYPD Exploring Ways To Search Online For ‘Deranged’ Gunmen NYPD Exploring Ways To Search Online For ‘Deranged’ Gunmen In the age of Obama, that means you — if you oppose … Read more

We lost!

  http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2012/12/fab50-announcing-2012-fabulous-50-blog.html#more     “Good.”

Poll: Boehner now less popular than Pelosi!

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/274245-poll-boehner-now-less-popular-than-pelosi   Is there ANY reason to keep this cowardly, negligent backstabber as the GOP Squeaker (unless you’re a Democrat)?   So here’s ‘Plan A:’ for the sake of our country and our prospects in the 2014 elections, dumb this boozing jerk and quick — before Congress returns from recess and while little barry hussein … Read more

Remembering Rodney Dangerfield

  A deranged, traitorous fraud calling himself ‘Barack Hussein Obama’ is president. The sinister and corrupt Harry Reid controls the U.S. Senate. Cowardly backstabber John Boehner is Squeaker of the House. Union street thugs are on the payroll of the federal government. The Democrat party has morphed into a fascist movement. The American news media … Read more

Poetic justice: the America dream fades for young Obama zombies — even educated professionals

  American Dream Fades for Generation Y Professionals “This generation will be permanently depressed and will be on a lower path of income for probably all of their life”   -Barack Obama on new  ‘vacation:’ 20 days, $4,000,000.00    “This generation will be permanently depressed and will be on a lower path of income for … Read more

Teens’ views on dangers of pot fall to 20-year low

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/12/19/teens-views-on-dangers-pot-fall-to-20-year-low/?test=latestnews   The Democrat strategy: Keep ’em — 1-stoned 2- @#$%ing 3-voting   It works — if no one stands in its way. (Will you?)     Sponsored by the Democrat Party of the United States   “I’m going to plan zzzzz….”

Time for a new president

  Affirmative action, in action:         Is The Westboro Baptist Church right?   “Nah. I’m just pissed off at how stupid everyone has gotten. But, a little social conflagration should snap you out of it. Don’t disappoint me.”

Obama taps a goon to attack the Second Amendment

This was only a matter of time.     Obama taps Biden for gun control and ‘other measures’ to curb gun violence http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/12/19/obama-to-launch-effort-led-by-biden-to-create-new-policies-in-wake-school/   First comes the gun control. Then, come the  ‘other measures.’   What is coming: Obama taps a goon to attack the First Amendment to curb ‘speech violence.’ Don’t allow the GOP … Read more

Little Hitler wants a crackdown on the Second Amendment. He ain’t gettin’ it: 57,000,000 of us are not John Boehner.

CBS News: ‘Fast and Furious’ Gun Found At Site Where Mexican Beauty Queen Killed http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/12/18/cbs-news-fast-and-furious-gun-found-at-site-where-mexican-beauty-queen-killed/   Obama Openly Hints at Dictatorship Obama Openly Hints at Dictatorship   Obama administration, Congress quietly let school security funds lapse http://www.washingtonguardian.com/washingtons-school-security-failure     “I’m more scared than ever.” “And I’m more arrogant than ever! Why shouldn’t I be??”