When a limp-dick boozer raises a daughter, the daughter usually ends up marrying another limp-dick boozer. (In this case, a pothead construction worker with a record.)
Ladies and gentlemen, the son-in-law:
If there was ever an illustration of what a loser John Boehner is as a choice for anything resembling a position of leadership within the GOP in the year 2013, it is this manifestation.
“No, seriously — do you think I can have him killed?
Talk to Obama. I’ll do anything.”
The bride: Boehner daughter, Lindsay: