National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear

The World Clown Association’s membership numbers have dropped from 3,500 to 2,500 since 2004, according to a news story out today.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/exclusive-national-clown-shortage-approaching-article-1.1616801

 

The GOP rushes in to fill the gap:

 

Clown shortage

 

“The American people have been betrayed — both by Obama and the Democrats, whose lust for control intensifies daily, and by Republican leaders in Washington, whose cowardice and defeatism have turned their guts and spines into tapioca.”

http://www.nationalreview.com/node/371248/print

 

More clowns are standing by:

Obama and clinton picking nose