Television clip surfaces of America’s new moral compass, Jimmy Kimmel, filmed on the street asking women to guess ‘what is in his pants,’ telling them: “You should put your mouth on it.” https://www.mediaite.com/online/old-clip-resurfaces-of-kimmel-having-women-guess-whats-in-his-pants-maybe-put-your-mouth-on-it/ His whole life, Jimmy Kimmel’s parents harassed him to stop acting like a flamingo. He had enough, and finally put his foot
Jimmy Kimmel cares so much about everyone, that he tip-toes past medicine cabinets so he doesn’t wake up any sleeping pills. How do you keep Jimmy Kimmel busy between tapings? Give him a piece of paper that says “flip” on both sides. Why does Jimmy Kimmel have to always be reminded to
More shoddy merchandise: Clinton’s next book, soon to be available at Costco: Breaking:
Now that, is funny! (*Vanity Fair’s selections were determined by Vanity Fair special fashion contributor, Stevie Wonder – which, as Wonder would say, is like asking him to drive a car.) Fashion Armpit and professional beard Michelle Obama: not proud of her country until her fake husband was nominated for
The Great American Contrivance, Hillary Clinton, demonstrates ‘alternate nostril breathing’ – a long time ago, and on the Senate floor:
Hillary Clinton, picking her nose while speaking at the United States Senate. http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/hillary-clinton-demonstrates-alternate-nostril-breathing-during-cnn-interview/article/2634354 That other great American contrivance, demonstrating his own masterful one-nostril breathing technique: Clinton murders, including the murder of Seth Rich:
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The Michelle Obama Clothing Line: Available only at Nordstrom’s – and Salvation Army stores nationwide
The Boehner line of lingerie will be coming to Nordsstrom’s.
Singer Joy Villa knows a winner when she sees one: she wears Trump dress to the Grammys! http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/02/12/singer-joy-villa-wears-trump-dress-to-grammys.html Support her by buying one of her songs on iTunes or Amazon, or a product from her online store: http://www.princessjoyvilla.com/store/c1/Featured_Products.html
Chelsea, take your ‘fashion icon’ with you. Now: Hellooooooo, Sunshine!