No More Doubts About Nancy Pelosi Being Mentally Ill

  VACATION UPDATE — BREAKING NEWS:   Pelosi : “I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day and put him in the Capitol prison”   Continuing, Pelosi said on Wednesday to The Huffington Post, “I’m not kidding. There’s a prison here in the Capitol. If we had spotted him in the Capitol, we … Read more

Google’s “f-ck America” campaign continues

  Google Blows-Off America’s Flag Day   Microsoft, on the other hand, celebrates it. (Use Bing or Yahoo to search. Use Hotmail or ymail or Yahoo mail instead of gmail.)   Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/06/14/google-ignores-flag-day-while-rival-microsoft-celebrates/?test=latestnews#ixzz1xp3hEMA0     The difference on their home pages today:     “I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Google CEO and … Read more

Talk show hag and useful idiot of the left Joy Behar wants to see Romney’s house burn down

Queen of daytime useful idiocy, Joy Behar Wants to See Romney’s House Burn Down: ‘It Would Be Kind of Cool – the Mormon Fire Patrol’ http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/06/12/joy-behar-wants-see-romneys-house-burn-down-it-would-be-kind-cool-mor#ixzz1xdE9UsOa How about this:  as Romney’s house burns down, Joy Behar is in it.  Now that’s funny!   “I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Useful idiot Joy Behar  

Jeb Bush: RINO

Jeb Bush: No Place For Father, Reagan In Today’s “Ultra-conservative” GOP http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeedpolitics/jeb-bush-no-place-for-father-reagan-in-today39   “I always knew George Bush would flinch. No surprise with Jeb.“ -Former U.S. President Ronald Reagan       “I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Jeb Bush. All that’s missing is a horn coming out if the middle of his face. … Read more

THE FINE REPORT’S SUMMER VACATION BEGINS!

  “Just as I believe voters have only 6 months to save America, I believe America can wait a mere 6 weeks until TheFineReport is back from vacation. Why, I’d bet my pants on it. Hell, I’d bet Hillary’s truss on it!”   -Former U.S. President Bill Clinton, who confided that he believes American will … Read more

Venezuela bans private gun ownership

  Nationalization of the Firearms Industry is Coming to the U.S. if America re-elects ‘Barack Obama:’   (No joke:)   Venezuela has brought a new gun law into effect which bans the commercial sale of firearms and ammunition.   Until now, anyone with a gun permit could buy arms from a private company.   “It’s … Read more

The dumbest Secretary of State in the history of the Republic: Hillary Clinton

(If you already read it, you may want to re-read this post: we added more content to it…)   The word “stupid” doesn’t even come close to describing this woman’s incompetence.   Deposed U.S. and Israeli ally Hosni Mubarak, sentenced to life in prison by Muslim Brotherhood faction now controlling the Egyptian government: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jun/02/hosni-mubarak-sentence-euphoria-anger   … Read more

Former U.S. President Eisenhower’s Family Protests Obama Admin’s Memorial Design

  Virginia Democratic Rep. Jim Moran joined the growing chorus of opposition to the Obama administration’s proposed memorial to former President and World War II Allied Supreme Commander, Dwight D. Eisenhower, just ahead of Friday’s scheduled hearing on the monument’s controversial design. “I have also met with members of the Eisenhower family and share their objections to … Read more

“Three generations of imbeciles are enough!”

-Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., quoted in the case Buck v. Bell, 274 U.S. 200 (1927) http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/historics/USSC_CR_0274_0200_ZO.html       Imbecile in generation #1: -Barry Sotelo’s grandmother       Imbecile in generation #2: -Barry Sotelo’s mother       Imbecile in generation #3, the finished product: -Barry Sotelo       Bonus … Read more

Justice Holmes has a question.

  “Just curious.  But how is that corrupt imbecile Eric Holder still holding high office?”     -Former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., one of the giants of American law.           “Gosh. Beats me.” – U.S. House Speaker John Boehner, coward and failure. A disgrace among House Speakers, … Read more

Stoned agin.

  -Stoner Barry Sotelo     And now…   …president of the United States.   Dope and change.   -Presidential Judaism expert (he read about it), 4th greatest president and marijuana syndrome sufferer, Barry Sotelo, now known by his hallucinatory name, ‘Barack Obama.’  

The First Stoner President

  Funny — but this is no joke. It accounts for everything.         “Dude, is that a new horror movie coming out or something?  It looks freakin’ scary!”    

Report: Chavez’s cancer has ‘entered the end-stage’

  A reporter has been told that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez  has metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma, an aggressive cancer that has, literally, “entered the end stage”. Metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma is also known by its ordinary name, “Cuban doctors butchered my rectum 5 times and I still went back for more.”   The prognosis is dire and that Chavez  … Read more

Our Stoner President Gives Medal of Freedom to a Marxist

  ‘Barry the Stoner’ destroys the prestige of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, awarding it to a Marxist:   http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1610739/posts http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/dolores-huerta-presidential-medal-of-freedom_n_1553163.html?1338320534&ref=latino-voices&utm_hp_ref=twitter&comm_ref=&comm_crv=     “Over-use of marijuana has not affected my mind… Choom, good… Marxism, good…”       “Are you connecting the dots yet?  Dude, nobody sees more dots than me,  and even I’m connecting … Read more

If Obama had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin

  “If I had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin. He wouldn’t work much, either.”   -Connecting the dots: pathologically aloof ex-marijuana addict, U.S. president and stoner Barack Obama         Autopsy: Trayvon Martin had drugs in his system: http://www.wlbt.com/story/18506505/autopsy-trayvon-martin-had-drugs-in-his-system – “Cuddles” Martin    

The History of Nazi Death Camps, by President Spicoli

  “Hello, my fellow Kenyans. I mean, Americans. In the earlier part of this century (I guess about 2000 or so), there were death camps in certain countries. In these camps, they killed people. I’m not sure who they killed, but somebody got it. And then one day, camp was over and everybody went home. … Read more

Obama and the kid, continuing their argument

    Kid: “Okay Obama, if this really is your head and it’s not up your ass like my Dad says, then how come you just told everybody that the Nazi death camps were ‘Polish’ death camps — as if the Poles were killing people, not the Nazis?” Obama: “All right, enough already. What is … Read more

New Lyrics to Barbara Streisand’s first hit song, “People”

Barbara Steisand gives money to domestic terrorists? http://filmladd.com/?WhatDidBarbaraStreisandKnow   “Huh? Who are you guys? Where am I?” -Sex symbol, Barbara Streisand     And a-one, and a-two and a-three and a-four —     People, People who blow-up people, Are my favorite people in the world. They’re children, malignant children, And yet letting a grown-up … Read more

Obama bends over for kid

(Between bowing to foreign leaders and bending over for America’s enemies, he’s getting a lot of practice)     Kid: “Obama, my Dad told me you have no brains.”   Obama: “Your Dad is crazy. I have plenty of brains. See? — They’re in my head.”   (Obama bends down)   Kid: “Obama, you can’t … Read more

‘Barack Obama’ (or whoever he is) is nuts.

  ‘President Spicoli’ has lost a few brain cells:   “Duhhh….”     Obama’s ‘Sons:’ They Are Real for Him http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/05/obamas_sons_they_are_real_for_him.html#ixzz1wBS8mh95   Obama Again Mentions ‘My Sons,’ While Defending Contraception Mandate http://cnsnews.com/blog/terence-p-jeffrey/obama-twice-mistakenly-mentions-my-sons-while-defending-contraception-mandate   -The ‘Obama boys’     “That dude is a righteous freak.  People who ‘choom’ should not be president!” -The real Jeff Spicoli

Honoring Our Fallen

          Perhaps in their honor this November, Americans won’t re-elect a traitor as its president.       -The traitor, caught on an open microphone telling outgoing Russian President Dmitry Medvedev to relay to Russian dictator Vladmir Putin that he will have “more flexibility” after the 2012 election to destroy America’s … Read more

ONE MILLION HITS, IN OUR FIRST 5 WEEKS

      “A million hits? Dude! You are my heroes!” – Hits expert, Jeff Spigoli     “A million hits? You must be permanently wasted!” -Barry Sotelo, on his own way to his millionth hit.     President Spigoli, still at it:     ________________________________________________________________   Enough of these two malignant clowns. It’s time … Read more

Occupy Berlin, 1926

The fascist movement in America:   Interesting documentary on YouTube about the rise of Hitler and the Nazi party in Germany (see link, below). Many parallels to today, including the tactics being used by the left and the Obama administration. You’ll be horrified by the similarities:           “I’m part Brownshirt, too.” … Read more

Michelle Obama, Who Never Gardens or Wrote a Book, Has a New Gardening Book

  William Ayers‘ Michelle Obama’s New Vegetable Book, ‘American Green Groan’     “For the first time in my adult life, I’m proud of something on American soil.”   -A basket case and ‘her’ book   “American Groan” will also include tips for starting your own garden. “With Barack destroying the economy, people better learn … Read more