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U.S. TRANSPORTATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION IN THE NEWS

Published on April 24, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Not all is bad at the TSA. Despite discovering 743 transvestites, 19,249 enlarged prostates, 209,351 breast implants (how can that be an odd number?), 27,298 colon problems, 3 natural blonds — yet no terrorists — it is assuring to know at least some traveling celebs are finding good things to say about their experience at

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Obama Tweets

Published on April 24, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Just realized the United Kingdom and Great Britain may be the same place.  This could save significant travel time.

 
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EMAIL MIX-UP

Published on April 24, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Our email is: thefinereport@gmail.com   Attention Spike Lee: Our  address remains 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW, Washington DC.   Att: US Secret Service: If there is any Ted Nugent-like issues regarding this post, please be advised we met with the following agent, below — very closely, in fact (that’s me wearing the silver suit), and we

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Live since Sunday, and 45,000 visits (we finally ran out of silverware)

Published on April 24, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

TheFineReport.com has been live since Sunday night (April 24, 2012), and has received 45,000 visits so far, from all over the world, and even one from Venus (we were told the weather is not good). With you reading this, that makes 45,001. Thank you for visiting, and please return. Any comments or suggestions, please contact

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Chutzpah: Killing your parents, then complaining you’re an orphan

Published on April 24, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

NY Times reporters panic about losing financial benefits after willfully destroying the paper’s only value: it’s reputation http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xTw0B_lmIHM#!    A recent example:  

 
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New York Times Softball League

Published on April 23, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.” – Benjamin Franklin   With the proverbial horse out of the barn:    “A Hard Look at the President” By ARTHUR S. BRISBANE “The warm afterglow of Mr. Obama’s election, the collateral effects of liberal-minded feature writers — these can be overcome

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WARREN BUFFETT ENRAGED OBAMA BOTCHED “BUFFETT RULE” CAMPAIGN: “You dumbbell, you!”

Published on April 23, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Buffet:  “What the hell’s the matter with you? How did you get this all wrong? What was so hard? It’s all right here on page two! — Underlined! – And in big type! Don’t you read any of this crap I send you? And sit still, for God’s sake  — what do you, have

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AMERICAN COLLEGE “PROFESSORS” MEETING IN IRAN TO AID “OCCUPY” MOVEMENT

Published on April 23, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

You have to see this to believe it:   http://www.memri.org/clip/en/0/0/0/0/108/0/3339.htm   http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/american-professors-gather-tehran-occupy-wall-street-conference_640543.html  

 
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Axelrod: “President is Apoplectic About GSA Spending Scandal” (continuing):

Published on April 23, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“Aplopoplectric….  Aropolplectic….  Apopopopoplecic….  Alopiplectic…..  Appopoplecric…..”     “Still nothing to make fun of. It is truly historic.”  -The cast and crew of….

 
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1 in 2 New Graduates Are Jobless or Underemployed — the Remainder Are ‘Artists,’ Who Will Never Be Employed

Published on April 23, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“Sorry for laughing, but that first real lesson in economics is always such a doozie. I’ve got an even better one planned for November 3rd.”                         http://news.yahoo.com/1-2-graduates-jobless-underemployed-140300522.html

 
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PEOPLE MAGAZINE RECALLS TRAYVON MARTIN ISSUES DUE TO MISTAKE IN COVER PHOTO

Published on April 23, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Says photo editor: “I sat on my glasses earlier that day, and got the pictures confused. Man, looking at him now, this kid really got hit by the ‘ugly stick.’ At first, I thought he was Al Sharpton. I mean, we did once do an issue on Sharpton. It’s easy to mix these things up.

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Axelrod claims Obama “apoplectic” about GSA spending. But here’s how their conversation really went…

Published on April 22, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

The scene: Obama advisor David Axelrod spoke with Obama at 2PM, the end of Obama’s work day. This conversation would have taken place earlier in the day, but Axelrod arrived at 10:30AM, a half hour before Obama normally comes down from the White House living quarters.   Axelrod: Barack, I’m going on TV tomorrow and

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Alternative-reality-speak: Axelrod Warns GOP Will Bankrupt U.S., Not Obama

Published on April 22, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

After Barack Obama puts the nation 5 trillion  dollars in debt in his first term, Obama advisor David Axelrod re-defines reality for the ignorant, the corrupt and the indoctrinated. The “Buffet Rule,” claims Axelrod: 1- will relieve the $5,000,000.000,000.00 budget debt created by Obama by a possible .0094%; 2- despite encouraging class warfare and targeting

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Hard Time: Mike Tyson impregnated guard while in prison

Published on April 22, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

–  Baby did not surivive childbirth; – Was to be named “481649 Tyson, Jr.;“ – Now, Tyson says he is reformed and lives a sober, vegan lifestyle, precluding all sex with prison guards or frozen vegetables. http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/20/mike-tyson-impregnated-prison-official-while-doing-time/

 
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MSNBC Host Martin Bashir Condemns Mitt Romney to Hell; Cites Book of Mormon

Published on April 22, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

The rant: “Which brings us to the moral codes of Mormonism that Mr. Romney claims to live by,” Bashir said. “In Section 63, in verse 17 of the Doctrine and Covenants of the Mormon Church we find this: ‘All liars, and whosoever loveth and and maketh a lie, and the whoremonger, and the sorcerer, shall

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Former Canadian Prime Minister: Presidents Must Choose Accomplishment or Popularity

Published on April 22, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/22/former-canadian-prime-minister-choose-either-accomplishment-or-popularity-in-governing-video/ Or, neither: Obama’s Approval Rating Remains at Term-Low 41% http://www.gallup.com/poll/149966/Obama-September-Approval-Rating-Remains-Term-Low.aspx  

 
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PRELUDE TO CIVIL WAR – The Sun Has Finally Set: Islamic Law Now Binding In Britain

Published on April 22, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

 -Britain Adopts Islamic Law; Islamic Courts Now Have Full Power – UNPRECEDENTED: 3% of Population Now Has Separate Civil Law (Only 2% of a population, if completely dedicated, is generally thought the minimum number required to wage a successful revolution)      http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,422661,00.html

 
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Hugo Chavez Missing – End Feared Near

Published on April 22, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

– Multiple Botched Cancer Treatments Puts His Endorsement of Cuban Health Care System On Hold – Confides to family: “I don’t know which is worse  — that I didn’t go to a Jewish doctor in New York in the first place, or that my last living photograph is me wearing this hat.”   http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hOIbwdSwL0fUpRlXCP6sankkFGaA?docId=447bf94bd34740678382213a84b4db4c

 
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GOOGLE and TITANIC PRODUCER LOOK to MINE ASTEROIDS for ENERGY

Published on April 22, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303513404577356190967904210.html?mod=WSJ_hp_MIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsThird  The Professor Weighs In: “That’s titantically stupid. Why don’t they just mine for energy right under their feet? There’s a whole planet, with an infinite source of heat in its core. Even our nearby moon has infinite energy resources in the form of a substance called O3 that covers the surface to great depths

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NBC Announces: Saturday Night Live Will Not Be Funny Until Romney Is Elected President

Published on April 21, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“With Barack Obama in the White house, there is simply no one in the administration to make fun of. It’s been a very frustrating few years. On the other hand, if Romney is elected, there will be limitless material. Romney is funny, you see. The Obamas? I mean, there is just nothing that lends itself

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Jeb Bush: “Don’t pick me for VP!”

Published on April 21, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

http://news.yahoo.com/jeb-bush-says-pick-rubio-not-vp-202639280–abc-news-politics.html  America to Jeb: “Don’t worry.“

 
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Global-Warming Advocate Writes in Forbes (Forbes?): “Burn Down Homes of Deniers”

Published on April 21, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

http://www.infowars.com/climate-alarmist-calls-for-burning-down-skeptics-homes/ An excerpt: “Let’s start keeping track of them now, and when the famines come, let’s make them pay. Let’s let their houses burn.” A sentimentalist, yearning for the days of yore.   Yore:   “If I wasn’t so busy dealing with this dog-eating thing, I’d have urged this myself. When you do burn down

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