Ebola Boy Comes Back to Washington — for a Bachelor Party http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2014/08/22/mystery_solved_obama_came_back_to_washington_for_a_bachelor_party The New Yorker cover below was supposed to be a parody: mocking people who accused Barack and Michelle Obama of being secret Muslims and Al Qaeda sympathizers. Some parody, huh?
h/t: GatesOfVienna “Stupidity? No struggle at all!” GOP Chairman and world-class failure Reince Prebus
Originally published byRedState.com. Let me begin by acknowledging that this inspirational title is lifted from a tweet by screen actor James Woods. And now I will explicate his tweet. Every sentient human being whose brain isn’t stuffed with ideological fairy dust can see that Obama is behind every major scandal of his administration from Benghazi
James Risen calls Obama ‘greatest enemy of press freedom in a generation’ http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/17/james-risen-obama-greatest-enemy-press-freedom-generation Islamic State message to America: ‘we will drown all of you in blood’ http://news.yahoo.com/islamic-state-message-america-drown-blood-004418744.html;_ylt=AwrBEiE.xvJTG00ACrTQtDMD HHS Obamacare Agreement Full of ‘Typos’ http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/08/14/HHS-Obamacare-Agreement-also-full-of-typos Behind Closed Doors, Obama Crafts Executive Actions http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/19/us/politics/behind-closed-doors-obama-crafts-executive-actions.html Military Daughter Buries Her 2-Star General Father; Obama
http://news.yahoo.com/hillary-clinton-obama-foreign-policy-isis-gaza-failure-141410915.html Who knows? — Maybe it was a different Hillary Clinton that completely failed as the Ebola Boy’s Secretary of State Inebriation. Then Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Weiner Clinton A dog-catcher will probably get elected president before this idiot gets elected as a dog-catcher.
http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2014/08/08/report-robots-will-take-over-more-jobs-than-they-create/ There might be something to this, considering robots have already taken almost every media job.
After Purge of Generals, 550 Majors and 1,200 Army Captains Will Be Kicked Out http://www.stripes.com/news/army/army-to-force-out-550-majors-some-in-afghanistan-1.296587 “Gosh, that’s a nice umbrella. I wonder where you get those.” -America’s most useless piece of sh-t, Squeaker of the House John Boehner
Barry: like the probable dictionary entry above, history books will also not be kind to you like the corrupt American news media that has collectively taken it upon itself to wipe your ass every time you obama on yourself. “Big obama. I’ve been wipin’ his gay ass for 20 years. Shut the
Being they tolerate and enable these ‘darlings’ of America’s autumn… Spreader of infectious disease, seeder of Marxist illegal alien children and all-around traitor: ‘Ebola Barry’ Obama http://www.wnd.com/2014/08/limbaugh-ebola-gives-obama-chance-to-strut-his-stuff/ America’s corrupt hysteric: Crazy Nancy Pelosi http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/aug/2/pelosi-charges-gop-congressman-during-house-immigr/ America’s fake Indian: Elizabeth ‘Fauxchahontas’ Warren America’s biggest pussy: Squeaker John Boehner
What’s scary is how dumb the Americans who keep electing her are. ‘Jackass’ Lee: ‘We did not seek an impeachment of President Bush.’ But the jackass co-sponsored a bill that did just that: http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2014/jul/31/sheila-jackson-lee/rep-sheila-jackson-lee-d-texas-says-we-did-not-see/ In a sane America, ‘Jackass’ Lee would be taking a perp walk… …on her way to
—- These two schumcks? —- Or the GOP voters who tolerate them running the show? The answer:
The Barack Hussein Obama World of Love: http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/barack-obama/stop-hatin-all-time-obama-slams-gop-lawsuit-vote-n168756 More, from the Obama World of Love: “I fire-fart on you!” Michelle Obama Says Soldier Was Caught In A ‘Fire-Fart’ Fight http://dailycaller.com/2014/07/16/michelle-obama-says-soldier-was-caught-in-a-fire-fart/
No, not this scummy, talentless woman. Or this one. But this one: Bill Clinton’s speaking fees may constitute bribes to Hillary Clinton’s State Department http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2014/07/30/Bill-Clintons-speaking-fees-may-constitute-bribes-to-Hillarys-State-Department/5091406749177/?spt=nil&d=p
We learned Obamacare will kill you. Now we learn ObamaFuel (“E-15”) will kill your car. Like all bad things ‘Obama,’ this is no accident:
The Squeaker, as usual, asleep at the switch:
Hillary Clinton Stands By Her Russia ‘Reset’ Button http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2014/07/24/hillary-clinton-stands-by-russian-reset-in-face-of-recent-events/ No so funny after all… Only one solution left: www.TeaParty.org
Laura Ingraham versus the failed hacks running the GOP, personified by Bill O’Reilly ( — who is still listening to the advice of a bozo named Karl Rove)
“Say, who was House Squeaker under Eisenhower?*” *Sam Rayburn was Speaker. The House Speakership was once widely regarded as second only to the Presidency among the country’s elective offices. After John Boehner’s stain on the office, the Squeakership is now regarded as second to the country’s dog Catchers. After Crazy
SOMETHING SO STUPID AND SO IGNORANT, ONLY ONE OF THE OBAMAS COULD SAY IT: Michelle Obama tells story of soldier caught in ‘fire-fart fight’
http://dailycaller.com/2014/07/16/michelle-obama-says-soldier-was-caught-in-a-fire-fart/ “Corpse-Men away!” Obama ass-on-fire by Captain Craptek, on ThePeoples.Cube.com Barack Obama has never heard the word ‘Corpsman:’ And you thought she was gonna run for office after she was booted out of the White House?
“I re-affirm my vow never to sing and dance with Crazy Nancy Pelosi.” Conservative superstar Ted Cruz www.TeaParty.org
WORTH VIEWING: On Alex Jones’ Program, Matthew “Mancow” Muller Reveals Obama’s Past and Opines On Our Future
And you thought Alex Jones was on the fringe?
SQUEAKER BOEHNER ANNOUNCES HE WILL NOT CALL FOR IMPEACHMENT OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/07/09/boehner-disagrees-with-palin-on-impeaching-obama/ IT’S TIME TO VOTE BOEHNER OUT OF THE SQUEAKER POSITION. HERE’S HOW: A Speaker may be removed at the will of the House, and a Speaker pro tempore appointed. A resolution declaring the Office of Speaker vacant presents a
BOEHNER’S A JOKE, BUT THIS ISN’T:
A Colorado woman was arrested and charged with conspiracy to provide material support to terrorists. The traitor admitted to FBI agents she was going to be the an ISIS terrorists’s wife and a nurse in a ISIS camp in Syria. http://dailycaller.com/2014/07/03/colorado-teen-arrested-when-trying-to-join-her-isis-lover/
Many of us know Barry Obama is gay. Less of us know Michelle Obama is a transexual. But a funny thing about the truth: it always comes out
Joan Rivers Calls Obama “Gay,” his wife a “Tranny” “You know Michelle is a tranny. A transgender. We all know.” http://www.gossipcop.com/joan-rivers-michelle-obama-tranny-president-gay/ PROOF ‘MICHELLE’ OBAMA IS A MAN. UGH:
Valerie Jarrett’s puppet vows to act illegally; taunts Congress; corrupt ‘news’ media silent http://news.yahoo.com/obama-vows-act-alone-taunts-republicans-190039321–finance.html “Boy, just wait till that guy hears from my lawyer!” John Boehner, House Squeaker and transvaginal mesh victim The commie-mommy: NO JOKE – inside Valerie Jarrett’s White House office is this photo with figures bowing before a
Squeaker Boehner to sue Obama for executive overreach http://www.humanevents.com/2014/06/27/speaker-boehner-aims-to-sue-president-obama-for-executive-overreach/ Obama, panicking:
Long ago, we learned Hillary Clinton had a rotten soul. We also learned that she is a rotten liar. We finally learned she has a rotten liver. Now we learning this rotten, soulless, lying drunk has a rotten heart: Hillary Clinton’s health problems much more severe than publicly revealed http://drudgereport.com/flashek.htm