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Who Says John Edwards Doesn’t Have Pull?

Published on May 17, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Knowing his friend John Edwards is about to visit the hoosegow:   Obama Orders Prisons to Step Up Anti-rape Efforts “We mean it. No more dicking around!”   http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2012/05/17/justice_prisons_to_step_up_anti_rape_efforts/     -New prison anti-rape device, designed and personally tested by Barack Obama.     “If I have a cellmate, please let me be the ‘daddy.’”

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As if You Needed Another Reason Not to Waste Your Money On Newspapers:

Published on May 17, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Obama Baby-sitter Warren Buffett to buy 63 newspapers http://www.omaha.com/article/20120517/NEWS01/120519629#buffett-to-buy-63-newspapers    And he ain’t happy about having to buy them:   Buffett: “How stupid are you? What kind of dumbbell could blow the deal we got with you in the White House? Huh? I ought to splap that stupid grin you walk around with right off

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(No Joke:) POWERFUL PEOPLE WHO HAD ENABLED OBAMA ARE NOW PANICKING HE MIGHT BE RE-ELECTED

Published on May 17, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  THE EVIDENCE is in the form of leaks of information suddenly appearing. Here are but two examples:   GOP probe uncovers deal between Obama and drug companies: Internal emails obtained by House Republicans now provide evidence that a deal was struck and GOP investigators are promising to release more details in the coming weeks.

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Congressional Burglaries Baffle Staff, Police

Published on May 17, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

http://nationaljournal.com/daily/house-burglaries-baffle-staff-police-20120516   Puzzling break-ins over the last month at the offices of at least three House members and several committees have U.S. Capitol Police gumshoes working to find a pattern and the culprits, with missing items ranging from cash and expensive computer equipment to autographed baseballs and alcohol.   In at least four of the

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ANOTHER ‘MYSTERIOUS’ KENNEDY DEATH: WIFE OF ROBERT F. KENNEDY XXXLVIII FOUND DEAD AT THEIR HOUSE

Published on May 17, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  A useful idiot of the left, Kennedy XXXLVIII’s wife purportedly ‘killed herself’   YEAH, RIGHT!   http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/05/robert-f-kennedy-jr-ex-wife-dead-mary-kennedy-says-source   Here are a couple of other doozies in the Kennedy saga of murder:   Marilyn Monroe and Mary Jo Kopechne http://ezinearticles.com/?Marilyn-Monroe-and-Mary-Jo-Kopechne&id=55608   -Monroe, a drug-addled histronic, died under mysterious circumstances during a time she was rotating

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Book Excerpt: ‘Ditz,’ by Rachel Madcow

Published on May 17, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  BOOK EXCERPT — ENJOY!   “DITZ” – The Unmooring of American Military Parking” by Rachel Madcow   -MSNBC hatchet-woman, and author of books only George Soros buys (by the truckload), Rachel Madcow   A bird known as the houbara bustard recently provided crucial assistance in making America’s war in Afghanistan (and its spillover in

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Email thread (this should be interesting)

Published on May 16, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Saeed, from who the hell knows where, emails us:   “Did you receive my last mail?” On Wed, May 16, 2012 at 3:44 PM, Mr.Saeed Aban <Sir-SaeedAban@hotmail.com> wrote: Mr.Saeed Aban Sir-SaeedAban@hotmail.com via clear.net.nz 3:44 PM (2 hours ago) Reply to Saeed.Aban Editor Thefinereport 5:55 PM (0 minutes ago) Reply to Sir-SaeedAban   We wrote back:  

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Can Barack Obama get any more pathetic than this? (Absolutely. He’s just getting warmed-up)

Published on May 16, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  The Obama White House is drawing ridicule for appending the official online biographies of nearly every president over the last century in order to link President Obama’s accomplishments to the former commanders in chief.   For instance, the following line was added to the official bio of the late President Ronald Reagan: “In a

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Another Atheist Cries Out to God for Help

Published on May 16, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

American’s foremost useful idiot for the left, ignoramus and sexual harrasser David Letterman:   Letterman Campaigns For Obama On ‘Late Show’: ‘What More Do We Want This Man To Do For Us, Honest To God?’ http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/16/David-Letterman-Creepy-Obama-Lovefest-What-More-Do-We-Want-This-Man-To-Do -Confessed sexual harrasser, and ignorant leftist shill, David Letterman   Letterman’s apology for revelations of sexual relationships with staff

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What little is left of Chris Mathews’ reputation, is in ‘jeopardy’

Published on May 16, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

This ignoramus is on television, telling people what to think? MSNBC Moron Chris Matthews, bombs on ‘Jeopardy’ -Failed all questions on modern history and American government “Mr. Zero” http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/chris-matthews-bombs-jeopardy-141427472.html;_ylt=AlgAUz4RX3isvJqhpkrpuzWZCMZ_;_ylu=X3oDMTRtcm1uOXRlBG1pdANGZWF0dXJlZCBCbG9nIFRoZSBVcHNob3QgTmV0d29yawRwa2cDYTFlOTUxMDAtNjM1MC0zOWMyLTg4YmItOGJkZmYyNWEzMTdlBHBvcwMzBHNlYwNNZWRpYUZlYXR1cmVkTGlzdFRlbXAEdmVyAzFlZDdmYzEwLTllYzYtMTFlMS1iM2ZlLTg0MTk0Y2IxNzI5ZQ–;_ylg=X3oDMTM3aTA1ZHE3BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDNzAyM2E4MTgtN2EzNi0zNjdiLTg4NGYtZDZkOTYzNDE0MGIxBHBzdGNhdANvcmlnaW5hbHN8dGhlbG9va291dARwdANzdG9yeXBhZ2U-;_ylv=3   Problems started for Matthews when he requested a category in the form of a question. “Let’s go back to, what is ‘Crossword Clues E?’” Matthews

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Another Leftist Scam: Global Sweetening!

Published on May 15, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Breaking Nooz From The Left:  Sugar Can Make You Dumb!    Sugar can make you dumb, corrupt US scientists warn. Researchers at the University of California Los Angeles (UCLA) fed two groups of rats a solution containing high-fructose corn syrup — a common ingredient in processed foods — as drinking water for six weeks. “We forced

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Dog-eater Issues New Threat to Supreme Court over ObamaCare: “Lift your leg on Obamacare and I bite the old people!”

Published on May 15, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

The first ‘gay-Jewish-blah-blah-blah’ President? How about The first dictator-President? (How about Elizabethh ‘Sitting Stupid‘ Warren is an Eskimo?)   It takes Fox News and the Canadian press to report this. American ‘newz‘ outlets bury it:   Barack Obama Issues New Threat to Supreme Court over ObamaCare -Not only eats dogs, but looking forward to well-seasoned

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Bristol Palin: The Fine Report to your rescue!

Published on May 14, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  The left in the United States is scared sh-tless of this nice young lady and her mother. But this time around, their defamation won’t go unchallenged. Nor will their evil have its intended effect.   The Fine Report has come to your emotional rescue.     (“Oh no! Not them again!”) ‘Fraid so, you

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GE’s NBC Hires Obama’s Speechwriter To Write White House Sit-Com: (“The Romneys?”)

Published on May 14, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

The latest hatchet job from NBC (a government-financed and controlled media entity, via government contracts with its parent, General Electric):   A thinly-veiled stab at the Romney family: “1600 Penn” “1600 Penn” is described as a “Modern Family-type” sitcom   http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/nbc-orders-white-house-comedy-321139     So how about this sit-com? It’d be a lot funnier — and

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Hugo Chavez Returns Home After More Mutilation at Hands of Cuban Healthcare System Doctors

Published on May 14, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez returned home Friday after 11 days of cancer treatment in Cuba, saying his latest round of radiation therapy was successful. “I still have some body parts,” said Chavez.  “Of course, I must rigorously follow the medical advice in these coming days in order to continue recuperating,” Chavez said.   http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/12/chavez-returns-home-after-cancer-treatment-in-cuba/

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Marty Malamute: Can we have a frank discussion about our country?

Published on May 13, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

 From Martin “Marty” Malamute, political analyst for The Fine Report:   “At some point, we need to have a very frank discussion about the future of our country and this dog-eating fraud we’ve got in high office.  I believe that in a few weeks, the reality is going to sink in to the Obama White

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WHEN YOU ENABLE A LOSER, AND GIVE THEM WHAT THEY DON’T DESERVE —

Published on May 13, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

— THE LOSER WILL ALWAYS TURN ON YOU.   It is an axiom of life, and, by the way, an accurate but unfortunate method to tell if someone is truly a loser.   (Seeing you will remind them of who they really are, and they will hate you for it.)   – Loser.    

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Drawing may provide insight into Iran’s nuclear intentions

Published on May 13, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

VIENNA –  A drawing based on information from inside an Iranian military facility creates suspicion among U.N. inspectors that Tehran is conducting tests in a containment chamber of the type neeed for atomic bomb testing.   http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/13/drawing-may-provide-insight-into-iran-nuclear-intentions/   -Rendering of suspicious drawing discovered in Iranian nuclear facility.        ‘This whole thing has been

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Lincoln was right: you CAN ‘fool some of the people all of the time’

Published on May 13, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“You can fool some of the people some of the time. You can fool some of the people all of the time. But you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.” -Former U.S. President Abraham Lincoln     Obama voters, fooled all of the time:   “Because if I was dead, I

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Tech Talk, With Guest Expert Al Sharpton

Published on May 13, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Question: What is the difference between a $30  1.14 HDMI cable from a reputable online dealer, and a $150  1.14 HDMI cable from Best Buy?   – HDMI cable   Answer:  $120   Guest expert, MSNBC’s Al Sharpton explains:   “HDMI means ‘High Definition Media Interface.’ It sends da audio and da video at

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Former Romney ‘Dumbass Strategy’ Is Back

Published on May 13, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  (Mitt, it is time to ditch your ‘Etch-a-Sketchers of stupid,’ once and for all.)     The gag fell off Ann Romney’s mouth, and the Romney ‘dumbass strategy’ flew back into action:   Ann Romney: “Michelle Obama is ‘lovely.”   Ann Romney praises Michelle Obama for “keeping her calm” and having “composure.”   http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/11/ann-romney-michelle-obama-is-lovely/

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New Feature: TFR DATING SERVICE

Published on May 12, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Forget Match.com or Ilikebeingtiedupandgettingtheshitbeatoutofme.com – we can do it better. And for free:     Hottie Seeking Blind Man, or Aztec: I’m an adventurous babe, hot-bodied and hot-blooded, but a completely lovable hair stylist. I finally found employment in a coal mine, but I am truly an outdoors girl at heart. I don’t like

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Obama administration assures Bahraini crown prince with massive sale of sophisiticated arms

Published on May 12, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  “Mrs. Clinton, I don’t care if you’ve had your arm up your nose to your elbow: on behalf of every Muslim radical in my country, I surpress my urge to gag and I sacrifice my hand for all the air defense systems, ground-based radars, AMRAAM air-to-air missile systems, Seahawk helicopters, Avenger air-defense systems, and

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Closing Evening Comment

Published on May 12, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Lest anyone forget the face of ‘snatching defeat from the jaws of victory:’   U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner: loser personified.

 
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THE FINE REPORT HITS HALF A MIL

Published on May 12, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  The Fine Report, hits 500,000 in less than 3 weeks!   The Congratulations are rolling in!   Sukanya RoyIdits, 2011 National Spelling bee champion: “You probably all have cymotrichous. And you are a bunch of idiots!  I-d-d-i-o-t-s!”   Al Sharpton: “Dat dem dere duh dat dere dem does dum damn duh dat da does

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Thought for the evening…

Published on May 12, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.”   -Martin Luther King, Jr.     Hate:   – Magazine expose of Al Sharpton. (No joke)

 
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PARODY*

Published on May 12, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

BREAKING: Washington Post Publisher Katherine Weymouth worked as a prostitute* in college?   Katherine ‘Mouthwash’ Weymouth, booking photo, in her days as a prostitute, strung out on meth?*   – Weymouth’s newspaper recently published a false story about American poltitician, Mitt Romney, accusing him of physically abusing a person. The Washington Post has yet to

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Obama’s own doctor: ‘THE GUY SUCKS!’

Published on May 11, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Barack Obama’s former doctor claims that Obama lacks passion, feeling and humanity. He also believes Obamacare will be a disaster for the nation:   -From the new book, The Amateur, by Edward Klein http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=51433   ( “So I began to use my entire fist during his prostate exams, just to give him a little

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Al Sharpton: GOP WAR ON DANCING!

Published on May 10, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Al Sharpton: GOP Declare ‘War on Black People’ — Time To ‘Fire Back’  http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/09/ITS-WAR-ON-BLACKS-Sharpton   “Rememba — G.O.P. means, ‘Gots to Oppress People!’” – Race-baiter, anti-Semite and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton     “It’s da war on black peoples!” – “Excuse me?”     “And it’s da war on dem womens people!” “So that‘s the

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Serial-Killer Ted Bundy, Among Others, Responds to TIME Cover

Published on May 10, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Liberal periodical TIME Magazine, recent cover:       “It was exactly a dumb c-nt like that woman who turned me into the monster I was.  Exactly. Why don’t they put that on the cover?”   Executed serial killer, Theordore Bundy.  Bundy expressed a lifelong resentment toward his mother.         ….What??

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