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GE’s NBC Hires Obama’s Speechwriter To Write White House Sit-Com: (“The Romneys?”)

Published on May 14, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

The latest hatchet job from NBC (a government-financed and controlled media entity, via government contracts with its parent, General Electric):   A thinly-veiled stab at the Romney family: “1600 Penn” “1600 Penn” is described as a “Modern Family-type” sitcom   http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/nbc-orders-white-house-comedy-321139     So how about this sit-com? It’d be a lot funnier — and

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Hugo Chavez Returns Home After More Mutilation at Hands of Cuban Healthcare System Doctors

Published on May 14, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez returned home Friday after 11 days of cancer treatment in Cuba, saying his latest round of radiation therapy was successful. “I still have some body parts,” said Chavez.  “Of course, I must rigorously follow the medical advice in these coming days in order to continue recuperating,” Chavez said.   http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/12/chavez-returns-home-after-cancer-treatment-in-cuba/

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Marty Malamute: Can we have a frank discussion about our country?

Published on May 13, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

 From Martin “Marty” Malamute, political analyst for The Fine Report:   “At some point, we need to have a very frank discussion about the future of our country and this dog-eating fraud we’ve got in high office.  I believe that in a few weeks, the reality is going to sink in to the Obama White

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WHEN YOU ENABLE A LOSER, AND GIVE THEM WHAT THEY DON’T DESERVE —

Published on May 13, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

— THE LOSER WILL ALWAYS TURN ON YOU.   It is an axiom of life, and, by the way, an accurate but unfortunate method to tell if someone is truly a loser.   (Seeing you will remind them of who they really are, and they will hate you for it.)   – Loser.    

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Drawing may provide insight into Iran’s nuclear intentions

Published on May 13, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

VIENNA –  A drawing based on information from inside an Iranian military facility creates suspicion among U.N. inspectors that Tehran is conducting tests in a containment chamber of the type neeed for atomic bomb testing.   http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/13/drawing-may-provide-insight-into-iran-nuclear-intentions/   -Rendering of suspicious drawing discovered in Iranian nuclear facility.        ‘This whole thing has been

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Lincoln was right: you CAN ‘fool some of the people all of the time’

Published on May 13, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“You can fool some of the people some of the time. You can fool some of the people all of the time. But you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.” -Former U.S. President Abraham Lincoln     Obama voters, fooled all of the time:   “Because if I was dead, I

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Tech Talk, With Guest Expert Al Sharpton

Published on May 13, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Question: What is the difference between a $30  1.14 HDMI cable from a reputable online dealer, and a $150  1.14 HDMI cable from Best Buy?   – HDMI cable   Answer:  $120   Guest expert, MSNBC’s Al Sharpton explains:   “HDMI means ‘High Definition Media Interface.’ It sends da audio and da video at

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Former Romney ‘Dumbass Strategy’ Is Back

Published on May 13, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  (Mitt, it is time to ditch your ‘Etch-a-Sketchers of stupid,’ once and for all.)     The gag fell off Ann Romney’s mouth, and the Romney ‘dumbass strategy’ flew back into action:   Ann Romney: “Michelle Obama is ‘lovely.”   Ann Romney praises Michelle Obama for “keeping her calm” and having “composure.”   http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/11/ann-romney-michelle-obama-is-lovely/

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New Feature: TFR DATING SERVICE

Published on May 12, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Forget Match.com or Ilikebeingtiedupandgettingtheshitbeatoutofme.com – we can do it better. And for free:     Hottie Seeking Blind Man, or Aztec: I’m an adventurous babe, hot-bodied and hot-blooded, but a completely lovable hair stylist. I finally found employment in a coal mine, but I am truly an outdoors girl at heart. I don’t like

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Obama administration assures Bahraini crown prince with massive sale of sophisiticated arms

Published on May 12, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  “Mrs. Clinton, I don’t care if you’ve had your arm up your nose to your elbow: on behalf of every Muslim radical in my country, I surpress my urge to gag and I sacrifice my hand for all the air defense systems, ground-based radars, AMRAAM air-to-air missile systems, Seahawk helicopters, Avenger air-defense systems, and

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Closing Evening Comment

Published on May 12, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Lest anyone forget the face of ‘snatching defeat from the jaws of victory:’   U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner: loser personified.

 
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THE FINE REPORT HITS HALF A MIL

Published on May 12, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  The Fine Report, hits 500,000 in less than 3 weeks!   The Congratulations are rolling in!   Sukanya RoyIdits, 2011 National Spelling bee champion: “You probably all have cymotrichous. And you are a bunch of idiots!  I-d-d-i-o-t-s!”   Al Sharpton: “Dat dem dere duh dat dere dem does dum damn duh dat da does

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Thought for the evening…

Published on May 12, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.”   -Martin Luther King, Jr.     Hate:   – Magazine expose of Al Sharpton. (No joke)

 
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PARODY*

Published on May 12, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

BREAKING: Washington Post Publisher Katherine Weymouth worked as a prostitute* in college?   Katherine ‘Mouthwash’ Weymouth, booking photo, in her days as a prostitute, strung out on meth?*   – Weymouth’s newspaper recently published a false story about American poltitician, Mitt Romney, accusing him of physically abusing a person. The Washington Post has yet to

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Obama’s own doctor: ‘THE GUY SUCKS!’

Published on May 11, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Barack Obama’s former doctor claims that Obama lacks passion, feeling and humanity. He also believes Obamacare will be a disaster for the nation:   -From the new book, The Amateur, by Edward Klein http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=51433   ( “So I began to use my entire fist during his prostate exams, just to give him a little

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Al Sharpton: GOP WAR ON DANCING!

Published on May 10, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Al Sharpton: GOP Declare ‘War on Black People’ — Time To ‘Fire Back’  http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/09/ITS-WAR-ON-BLACKS-Sharpton   “Rememba — G.O.P. means, ‘Gots to Oppress People!’” – Race-baiter, anti-Semite and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton     “It’s da war on black peoples!” – “Excuse me?”     “And it’s da war on dem womens people!” “So that‘s the

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Serial-Killer Ted Bundy, Among Others, Responds to TIME Cover

Published on May 10, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Liberal periodical TIME Magazine, recent cover:       “It was exactly a dumb c-nt like that woman who turned me into the monster I was.  Exactly. Why don’t they put that on the cover?”   Executed serial killer, Theordore Bundy.  Bundy expressed a lifelong resentment toward his mother.         ….What??

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ASK A MUSLIM!:

Published on May 10, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

In our new feature, ‘Ask A Muslim!,‘ we asked American Muslim, Amir Abdel Ammar a question weighing heavily on the minds of many Americans:   TFR: “Which processor would you recommend on the new 21 inch iMac?”   AMMAR: “Depends on what you’re doing with it. If you’re an average user, the 2.5Ghz processor is

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Obama “Finishes His Evolution”

Published on May 10, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

The ‘American Evolution’ of 2012: “Give me a nostril, or give me death!”   The very latest “news” media propaganda for Barack Obama:  MSNBC, forwarding the Associated Press: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47366846   (TEXT IS VERBATIM:) “Obama has officially finished evolving. He now has a new position.  Until very recently, much of the betting was on Obama taking

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Chicago Democrat Politicial Figure Arrested for Beating Her Daughter

Published on May 10, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

-The suspect, Democrat Natalie Manley http://freebeacon.com/chicagoland-dem-arrested-for-beating-daughter/   The victim said she had come home and told her mother, Chicago Democrat political figure Natalie Manley, she had lost her phone. Manley then began to hit her daugher in the face with closed fists, kicked her about the body and struck her with a set of keys.

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Britain’s ‘Obamacare’ Service: Don’t Say ‘Obese’

Published on May 10, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/british-dont-say-obese.html   The British government wants health care workers to stop using the word ‘obese’ because it might offend fat people, according to new recommendations of the National Health Service, Britain’s equivalent of the newly enacted ‘Obamacare’ system in the United States.   Guidance sent to health officials warned that “the term ‘obesity’ may

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Putin Cancels Meeting With Barack Obama

Published on May 10, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/05/09/putin-opts-out-g-8-summit-cancels-meeting-with-obama/   – Putin, at parade commemorating victory over America Germany.   Russian President Vladimir Putin is skipping a planned visit to the United States this month and a much-anticipated meeting with President Barack Obama, the White House announced Wednesday.   “Besides,” said Putin, “there are two things I never do: one, travel to meet

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ABC “News:” Al Qaeda’s latest designs involve bombs surgically implanted in terrorists

Published on May 9, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/al-qaeda-bombmaker-designs-bombs-hide-cameras-hard/story?id=16314239   So if you thought the TSA’s Freddie The Fist was bad —   – The Fist, checking a suspicous package.     — wait till you get groped at the airport by these guys:   – If you reserved a window seat, you’re going to get one — literally.    

 
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Canada’s New Twenty Dollar Bill Under Fire For being “pornographic”

Published on May 9, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  http://www.theblaze.com/stories/too-pornographic-canadas-new-twenty-dollar-bill-under-fire-for-unusual-reason/   Disgusting.   Please feel free to dispose of any of it you might have in the receptacle provided at the top right-side of this screen.  

 
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OVERHEARD: Barack Obama on the phone with British Prime Minister David Cameron

Published on May 9, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Obama: “This is driving me crazy. Just so I’m clear: you’re saying ‘Great Britain’ and the ‘United Kingdom’ are the same place?” Cameron: “Seriously — who the devil is this?”       Help.     “Don’t worry. I get out in a few months, and I’m comin’ to save ya.” – Incarcerated criminal

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How unpopular is Barack ‘Who’s Sane?’ Obama? THIS unpopular:

Published on May 9, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Meet the real ‘refreshing new image in American politics’   “I thought that was me. …hic… Damn, lost again.”    — A GUY IN PRISON FOR 17 YEARS ALMOST BEATS THE AMERICAN MADMAN  IN YESTERDAY’S WEST VIRGINIA PRIMARY!   A CONVICT gets 40% of vote in West Virginia primary vote; Madman: 60% http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141657/Texas-INMATE-gets-40-cent-votes-Obama-West-Virginia-primary.html    -Seriously,

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Hillary ‘Rodham’ Clinton, the ‘refereshing new image in politics’ – a pictorial history of her early life

Published on May 8, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Now that Hillary Rodham Clinton is the Washington Post’s ‘refreshing new image in politics’ (see previous post, below), we take a look back at her early days, before she somehow became the ‘Smartest Woman in America’ (as she has long  touted herself to be, with an intellect rivaled only by our 4th Greatest President,

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RINO Richard Lugar Gets the Hook

Published on May 8, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

RINO Senator Richard Luger got the hook today from voters. Lugar, a quintessential ‘Republican in name only,’ has voted consistently against his party for decades.   Hey Lugar: don’t let the door hit you in the ass.       “You know, considering what that crazy Elizabeth Warren said about someone’s high cheek bones and

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Latest media spin: “Hillary Clinton, barefaced and bespectacled, is a refreshing image in politics”

Published on May 8, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Maybe there are enough people ignorant enough to buy this:   The Washington Post gushes:   “But we aren’t accustomed to seeing female politicians and politicos without camera-ready makeup and, God forbid, showing wrinkles. In fact, how many pictures in glossy magazines have probably been airbrushed to make Hillary picture-perfect?   “While I’m a

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Cher Doesn’t Want to Breath Same Air as Romney

Published on May 8, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Cher (real name, Rhoda Horowitz):   ‘Doesn’t want to breathe the same air as Romney and his ‘racist homophobic women hating tea-bagger masters’ http://twitchy.com/2012/05/08/cher-doesnt-want-to-breathe-the-same-air-as-romney-and-his-racist-homophobic-women-hating-tea-bagger-masters/   Rhoda, you won’t find anyone here forcing you to breathe.   -The face — and hair — of crazy.  If only wigs were brains…   Though we do have some other

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