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Truth really is funnier than fiction – and much scarier

Published on May 7, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

‘Bark’ Obama’s defense secretary, Leon Panetta, said this:   Climate Change Has ‘Dramatic Impact on National Security’ “Rising sea levels, severe droughts, the melting of the polar caps, the more frequent and devastating natural disasters all raise demand for humanitarian assistance and disaster relief.”     “What the f-ck is this guy talking about?  I

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The March of the Sell-Outs at “Saturday Night Live”

Published on May 7, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

We know that the American television company NBC, owned by General Electric — itself run by Obama-hack Jeffery Immelt — is in the bag for the nose-picker-in-chief, willing to fake news reporting and pervert entertainment programming for political ends. But the performers and writers on NBC’s Saturday Night Live have let themselves become hacks, and

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MORE SLIPPER NEWS FROM AUSTRALIA!

Published on May 6, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  In case you haven’t been following the story, the Australian Speaker of the House, Peter Slipper (see posts below for fun things we did with his name) is under fire for personal spending on taxi cabs, and for purported acts of sexual harrassment.  (Compared to what’s going on in the current American government, this

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“Time wounds all heels*”

Published on May 6, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Go Brazil!!   Brazillian Actress Kicks George Soros’ Ass:   – Adriana Ferreyr sues radical leftist and former Nazi collaborator George Soros for $50 million for welching on sex-for-apartment deal http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/our_grapes_of_soros_ex_lawyer_AeQPIJ07gukcEmEFoNx0cJ   -Ferreyr, on left. Heel, on right.       “That’s it baby! — Don’t take any sh-t from that cheap America-hating, Nazi bastard!!”

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The Way-Back Machine – America, the year 2000: “Step away from the closet!”

Published on May 6, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“All right, kid — drop the adult, or I’ll blow your f-ing brains out!”   –American freedom, Clinton-style: Federal SWAT agent under orders of then Democrat U.S. president Bill Clinton’s attorney general, Janet Reno (meaning, under orders from Clinton), to drag Elián González — an escapee, along with his mother, from communist Cuba —  out

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FRANCE SURRENDERS AGAIN: Second Time Since World War II

Published on May 6, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

    The first time around, without a shot fired, France surrenders in 1940 to the Farting* Fuhrer of Nazi Germany and Benito Mussolini of Facist italy:    (*Just as ‘Bark’ Obama picks his nose in public, Hitler had his own problem – farting:  http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/washington-secrets/2012/05/docs-reveal-hitler-farted-received-sex-injections-craved-cocaine)     Hitler, rubbing the French surrender in France’s face,

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‘Bark’ Obama Reality-Check

Published on May 6, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

The nose-picking fraud is going to go down in a landslide, rivaling Ronald Reagan’s victory against then-U.S. presidential fiasco Jimmy Carter:   -Going down, Obama-style   Related:   How Mitt Romney’s Campaign Put A Damper On Obama’s Big Day http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/how-mitt-romneys-campaign-put-a-damper-on-obama   -Recent Obama sold-out event  (the chairs shown here were each required to  buy a ticket)

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NAVY SEAL REBUKES ‘BARK’ OBAMA

Published on May 6, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

NAVY SEAL REBUKES ‘BARK’ OBAMA FOR USING NAVY SEALS AS A CAMPAIGN PLOY The Fine Report has the exclusive on the letter:   “Dear Sh-thead:   “You vulgar little maggot. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. Like herpes! I would rather kiss a slug than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass,

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EMERGENCY EMAIL FROM ARGENTINA — And Introducing “Jack, Have Gun Did Travel”

Published on May 5, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  We received an email from someone in the town of Mendoza, Argentina. It was labeled , “Emergency!”   It was a question: “Hey man, I’m drunk in Mendoza, Argentina, and about to get lucky — I need a condom! Where I can get one quick? What do I do if I can’t get one?”

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COMING in SEPTEMBER: The biggest moron to ever hold elected office, L.A. Mayor Villaraigosa, will be HEADLINING at the Democrat National Convention!

Published on May 5, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

NO JOKE:   Actual Los Angeles Magazine cover story:   Los Angeles Mag: “Antonio Villaraigosa a ‘failure’ as mayor” http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/05/los_angeles_mag_antonio_a.php   -This, is the Democrat party’s flagship Latino. His real name: Tony Villar.   Attention all non-corrupt media outlets with a sense of humor: this guy is the biggest jackass since…Jackass!  There is a lot

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BREAKING: DEMOCRAT SENATOR JOHN KERRY IS A CRIMINAL (NO JOKE)

Published on May 5, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

– DEMOCRAT SENATOR JOHN KERRY AMASSES $193,000,000.00 FORTUNE USING INSIDE INFORMATION, AND INFLUENCING LAWS BENEFITING HIS INVESTMENTS   – MASSIVE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY   – MASSIVE HYPOCRISY http://freebeacon.com/smartest-guy-in-the-room/   –OBAMA PAL AND UGLY MOTHERF-ER, DEMOCRAT SENATOR JOHN KERRY, GIVING THE ‘CON MAN’ SALUTE. AND MAN, DID HE EVER CON AMERICA!   -MAKE HIM RESIGN — AFTER

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“SIEG — ‘braaaaap!!’ — HEIL!”

Published on May 4, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Documents reveal Adolph Hitler farted uncontrollably due to his vegetarian diet http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/washington-secrets/2012/05/docs-reveal-hitler-farted-received-sex-injections-craved-cocaine -The Nazi symbol, now to be forever known as the “Fartstika.”       “That’s completely disgusting!” -Contrivance, dog-eater and current president of the U.S. ‘Bark’ Obama   “Ewww.. It really is!” –  Contrived ‘American’s smartest woman,’ incompetent current Secretary of Inebriation Hillary

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Blind Chinese’s Dissident’s Pleas Ignored by U.S. Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Clinton

Published on May 4, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Chen Guangcheng, the blind Chinese dissident who took refuge in the U.S. embassy, hoped Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Clinton would rescue him. “My fervent hope is that it would be possible for me and my family to leave for the U.S. on Hillary Clinton’s plane.” http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/chen-guangcheng-ignored-hillary-clinton_643110.html     “Fervent wha?… What plane? Oh, that plane….

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Obama Shrugs-Off Disappointing Jobs Number

Published on May 4, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-shrugs-off-disappointing-jobs-number-162408190.html.   “What do I care? Me and my family, we’re living large, and so are my friends.  I got the all the major news networks shilling for me, and have half the nation on food stamps and whathaveyou. I could play golf 96 times and no one would care. I could get caught lying

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Unemployment Rate ‘Drops’ — The Professor Weighs In

Published on May 4, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

‘Lowering the unemployment rate by destroying the job market.’  By Professor Allison D. Papalopolopolis.   Hey there!   Once again the jobs report is ‘worse than expected.’ Well, well, what a surprise. But somehow the unemployment rate released by the Obama administration today is ‘only 8.1%’. Yeah, right. That makes about as much sense racism

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“I need attention, too.”

Published on May 4, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  “I gave the night editor a choice: keep working, or come to bed. Which do you think he’ll do?”     “Goodnight everyone.”   -Editor

 
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Is THIS the ‘girlfriend?’

Published on May 4, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

The ‘girlfriend’ in William Ayers’ ‘Obama’s’ book, “Dreams of My Father??????”   -The woman once thought to be Elizabeth Warren’s Aunt Shirley is now suspected of being the former object of ‘Bark’ Obama’s youthful passions.  

 
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BREAKING: Crazy Elizabeth Warren Is Part Black, Too!

Published on May 3, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Not only is Harvard lunatic and Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren 1/320,000 American Indian (“Someone told me my grandmother had high cheek bones — and feathers!”).   But it turns out she is also part black:   “Someone told me my Aunt Shirley had rhythm!”   – A photo, purportedly of Elizabeth Warren’s Aunt Shirley at

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Painting Sold for $119.9 Million US

Published on May 3, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Edvard Munch’s 1895 ‘The Scream’ sold for $119,900,000 US in record art auction “Sure, I’m glad I won. But you think for that kind of money, they would have thrown in a nicer frame.” -Comment by buyer http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/story/2012/05/02/scream-munch-auction.html   BUT– through a special offer with The Fine Report, our readers can download it for free!

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Bad News for ‘Bark’ Obama

Published on May 3, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Remember when the American ‘news’ media said ‘Bark’ Obama was “God?” (video here, if necessary:)     Well, it’s offical: he’s been demoted! He’s now only Henry V!       MSNBC’s Matthews: Obama is “Henry V”    (Why can’t we come up with stuff this funny on our own??)   http://townhall.com/tipsheet/erikajohnsen/2012/05/02/msnbcs_matthews_obamas_afghanistan_speech_was_right_outta_henry_v   -The real

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The Fraud of ‘Barack Obama:’ His Incompetence and Laziness As Head of the Harvard Law Review

Published on May 2, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Carol Platt Liebau was the first female editor of Harvard Law Review, and worked under Obama at HLR. She described her experience with Obama as follows.   “A lot of the time he quote/unquote “worked from home”, which was sort of a shorthand – and people would say it sort of wryly – shorthand for

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The ‘Barack Obama’ Fraud: More Wheels Come Off

Published on May 2, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Barack Obama admits the existence of the ‘girlfriend’ character from ‘his’ book “Dreams of My Father” is a lie.    http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/05/obama-ny-girlfriend-was-composite-character-122272.html     We’ll soon all learn he didn’t write that book, either.  Or any other book.   Even now, there are many of us who understand the entire life story of ‘Barack Obama’

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Frightening Stuff from ‘The Gloved One?’

Published on May 2, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Larry Page’s Google Accused of SSUS* In France       Is ‘The Gloved One’ really this malignant?   -Herr Larry Page, Google CEO?   Whether you hate  Jews, love Jews, or feel anywhere in-between, remember this: What horrors might await them while you do nothing, will soon await you. (It happens every time:

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CNN Ratings In Proverbial Toilet

Published on May 2, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“You can fool some of the people all of the time. You can fool all of the people some of the time. But you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.” – Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States (1861-1865).   Addendum: “Except in California.”   -‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln, as he

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Charles Schwab Survey: ‘High Net Worth’ Individuals’ View on the Global Economy

Published on May 2, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Survey:  How Millionaires And Billionaires Really Feel About The Global Economy http://www.businessinsider.com/schwab-high-net-worth-survey-economy-markets-2012-5?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=aakarpost     The summary:       The details:   Here is what Schwab’s High-Net-Worth clients see in the next six months: 31 percent thought unemployment was about to increase. 27 percent see a “double dip” recession coming. 60 percent expect inflation

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New campaign slogan from Michelle Obama: “Change is slow”

Published on May 2, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  And so is your husband.       http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/new-slogan-real-change-slow-and-it-never-happens-all-once_643052.html

 
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Britain: What the hell is happening to you people?

Published on May 2, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Barack Obama may be dumb enough to despise you, but the rest of us sure don’t.  Yet.     Is London about to elect a mayor who has been accused of anti-Semitism?   Ken Livingstone, who has vowed to turn the city into a ‘beacon’ of Islam and slammed ‘rich’ Jews, is now neck and

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Honk, if you’re sick of looking at the same stuff over and over again in the right column.

Published on May 2, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

-Editor.

 
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John Boehner: King of Wimps

Published on May 1, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  U.S. House Speaker John A. Boehner scolded President Obama on Sunday: “The president is getting some very bad advice from his campaign team, because he’s diminishing the presidency by picking fake fights, going after straw men every day.” http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/boehner-obama-picking-fake-fights/2012/04/29/gIQA5xCVpT_print.html     HOLY F-ING SH-T!!!!!!!!!  DID YOU HEAR THAT??!! WHAT A PAIR OF BALLS ON

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Fore x 96 = 3

Published on May 1, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

96   The number of times Barack Obama has played golf in just one term in office. In other words, in 3 1/2 years in office, over 3 months of it has been spent playing golf. http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/04/29/obama-heads-golfing/       $10,000,000.00   The US dollars that Michelle Obama has spent of taxpayer money on personal

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