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Obama’s ‘Anti-Bullying Czar’ Accused of Bigotry — and Bullying!

Published on April 28, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  When you put a lunatic in power, he will empower fellow-lunatics, often calling them ‘commissars,’ ‘reichsfuhers’ — or ‘czars.’   ANOTHER FIRST IN AMERICA: Obama’s bigoted ‘Anti-Bullying Czar’ bullies Judeo-Christian group, attacking them for their beliefs:   “We can ignore all the ‘B.S.’ in the Bible.”     Will he say this to American

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Disaster: Barack Obama Caves On Iran Nukes

Published on April 28, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Obama consession — or confession?   MAJOR OBAMA CONSESSION TO IRANIAN NUKE WEAPON PROGRAM:   In a major concession, Obama administration officials say they could support allowing Iran to continue a crucial element of its disputed nuclear program if the government in Tehran takes other major steps to curb its ability to develop a nuclear

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White House Press Secretary Tells His Greatest Lie Yet:

Published on April 28, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  “I never lie.” http://hotair.com/archives/2012/04/27/good-news-from-jay-carney-i-never-lie/     Obama Press Secretary, ‘Baghdad Jay’ Carney:   – Photo courtesy of Peoplescube.com   Some previous Carney lies:   – Carney told reporters in April that the president had never argued the Buffett Rule would solve the country’s deficit problems. But when the Buffett Rule was first introduced in September,

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Oxymorons Invade Gulf Coast

Published on April 28, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Giant shrimp population encroaching on native species in U.S. Gulf waters   – Ecological disaster – could destroy smaller native shrimp population   – Restaurants forced to  upgrade shrimp cocktails to main course   – Cocktail sauce-maker stocks soar on news   – Species to be renamed?   – Oxymoron, the giant shrimp   http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135907/Giant-cannibal-shrimp-grow-13-INCHES-long-invade-waters-Gulf-Coast.html

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BOEHNER: TIME TO RESIGN

Published on April 28, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

    HOUSE SPEAKER BOEHNER: FUNNY NO MORE   In light of an EPA official stating this: “The Romans used to conquer little villages in the Mediterranean. They’d go into a little Turkish town somewhere, they’d find the first five guys they saw and they would crucify them. And then you know that town was

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Occupy “Creator” Elizabeth Warren: ‘I didn’t know Harvard Law promoted my lineage’

Published on April 27, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Harvard Law School touts ‘Occupy Movement’ creator Elizabeth Warren’s lineage as proof of their faculty’s diversity when they hired her: http://www.bostonherald.com/news/politics/view/20220427warren_i_didnt_know_harvard_law_promoted_my_native_american_lineage/srvc=home&position=0   Her ancestors:   One generation removed: Says Warren:  “You’ll see: one day young people will be shitting all over the place, throwing their waste like monkeys in a zoo — and all at

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Mitt Romney Once Saved a Dog’s Life — Along With Lives of Six People

Published on April 27, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

And to this day, he has not eaten one.   By Elisabeth J. Beardsley / Boston Herald The drama began at about 8:30 p.m. Saturday, as Romney and his family were relaxing at their lakeside summer home in Wolfeboro, N.H.Gubernatorial son Josh Romney told the Herald yesterday that he and brother Craig were cleaning the

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China Central Government Investigates Officals’ Booze-Fueled Feasts

Published on April 27, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

A county in China has banned extravagant feasts after excessive boozing and banqueting by government officials which was taking a toll on the county’s people and its economy.   Hefeng county has become notorious for organizing government booze-fuelled feasts where guests are expected to bring gifts, Guangzhou Daily reported.   In May 2011, the local

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China-Russia Relations Reach New Heights

Published on April 27, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

–  Vice-Premier Li Keqiang meets Russian Prime Minister and Vladimir Putin “The China-Russia all-around strategic partnership is unprecedented at the moment, and I believe the cooperation between the two countries could reach a new high, as there is a wide range of areas that we could jointly develop,” said Vice-Premier Li Keqiang during his meeting

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North Korea Cancels Nuclear Test:

Published on April 27, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“Never mind.”   American officials shown below, confering in an attempt to determine the meaning of this message. Copyright 2012 The Fine Report thefinereport@gmail.com

 
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China Warns North Korea Not To Carry Out Nuclear Test:

Published on April 27, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“NO, WE ARE GOING TO BLOW YOUR ASS UP.”   American officials shown below, confering in an attempt to determine the meaning of this message.

 
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North Korea Issues Another Unusually Specific Threat:

Published on April 27, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“WE ARE GOING TO BLOW YOUR ASS UP!”   American officials shown below, confering in an attempt to determine the meaning of this message.   http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/north-korea-issues-unusually-specific-threat-152720861.html

 
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Australia Hipper-Zipper-Dipper-Flipper-Nipper-Slipper Scandal Continues

Published on April 27, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Breaking: AUSTRALIAN Federal Police have stepped up their probe into Peter Hipper-Zipper-Dipper-Flipper-Nipper-Slipper: misuse of parliamentary travel entitlements.   “We’re going in. The public should be assured, our probe of Mr. Slipper  will be very thorough and very, very  deep..”   The Fine Report now has a picture of the Slipper. This, is Australian Speaker of

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I will not get in a bed without first reading The Fine Report

Published on April 27, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“No lie. It really busts me up.”   “And was that story below about Egypt for real?  Because I never thought anything could be worse than what happened to me in Saudi Arabia after I got caught stealing – twice.”    

 
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Hillary Clinton’s Foreign Policy Progress In Egypt

Published on April 26, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Another success story from the Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton. Why so surpised, Hillary? How thick do you have to be to not know this is what happens when you put radicals in power?   The following are but some of the newly enacted laws in Egypt under its recently installed Islamic government, the existence

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Cameron may work on Chinese film

Published on April 26, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Warning: Pay to see this film, and one hour later you’ll need to be entertained again. http://usa.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2012-04/24/content_15120556.htm   (Careful China: if give to him generously — like America did — he will turn on you, too:)  The Telegraph UK: “Avatar: the most expensive piece of anti-American propaganda ever made” http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100020721/avatar-the-most-expensive-piece-of-anti-american-propaganda-ever-made/   – Film Director James

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Aussie Government Scandal Continues

Published on April 26, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

(In case you missed our previous story, we reported on the Speaker of the Australian House of Representatives being embroiled in a scandal. His name is Peter Slipper. We did not make that up. We did, however, make a  lot of this up:) Peter Slipper Denies Charges   The Scandal with ‘Mr. Sandal ‘ Continues: 

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THE FINEREPORT.com STATS

Published on April 26, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Since going online on Sunday, April 22, 2012 (4 days, for some of you):   –  190,000+ hits   –  63 countries   –  2 planets   “Even sick in bed, I thought it was funny. Insightful commentary, too. Better than anything on TV. And objective, in the sense they make fun of everyone, from

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Michelle Obama Lauds Free-Contraception Mandate, ‘ESF:’ “Barack Says You Can “%$@# For Free!”

Published on April 26, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

‘We Made History! Announcing: the ‘ESF’ Program   Michelle Obama announces Barack Obama’s new program, “Government Moans,” officially known as “Everyone Start %$@#in.”   ‘If you loved ‘Student Loans,’ you’ll love ‘Government Moans/ESF,’ where you can  %$@# now, and pay later.   (And, yes — here are special rates for Green %$@#ing)   Paralelling the historical

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“I never go to bed without reading The Fine Report”

Published on April 26, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“Even in bed….all I can do is dream about it.”   – Google co-founder Larry Page, post botched plastic surgery     Copyright 2012 The Fine Report thefinereport@gmail.com  

 
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USE A PUN, GO TO JAIL

Published on April 26, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Finally! A way to get whacked and still be able to say to the cops, “Hey man, I’m clean.”   A troubling trend in teens drinking hand sanitizer Medical experts warn parents to watch for danger signs of young people getting drunk on the over-the-counter cleansers, which have a high percentage of ethyl alcohol.  

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News from Australia

Published on April 25, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Amid scandal, Speaker Peter Slipper’s chances of returning as Speaker of the House of Representatives are minimal as the critical votes he needs to avoid a no-confidence declaration continue to fall away. http://www.news.com.au/national/peter-slipper-driven-into-a-corner-over-latest-travel-rort-allegations/story-e6frfkvr-1226338391197   Must I say it?  Because if no one else does, I’m going to have to:   Giving the slip, Peter Slipper

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North Korea Issues Unusually Specific Threat

Published on April 25, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

“We will reduce South Korea to ashes in less than four minutes! Three, if there’s no traffic and everyone gets to the base on time.” http://ph.news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/north-korea-issues-unusually-specific-threat-152720861.html   North Korean Troops, Posing For Marching Photo: The government photographer barks orders:   “Now everyone: hold your legs up until I tell you to put them down and

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Has Google/Youtube sabotaged international closed captioning on viral “If I Wanted America to Fail” video?

Published on April 25, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Claim:   “YouTube has purposely screwed up the “Closed Caption” text on this video. That way all those who don’t speak English around the world, won’t understand this video at all! It’s insidious what YouTube (owned by Google) is doing to America!”   The video,  “If I wanted America to fail”   surearrow 15 minutes

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Ayumi Morita win gives Japan berth in Tennis’ Fed Cup World Group

Published on April 25, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

It will be the first time since 2007 that Japan will be in the elite eight-team World Group.   Ayumi Morit: (pretty cute, huh?)   http://www.chinapost.com.tw/sports/tennis/2012/04/23/338730/Ayumi-Morita.htm  

 
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2nd Worst President in U.S. History: “I’d be comfortable with a Mitt Romney presidency.”

Published on April 25, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Says Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter: “I would be “comfortable with a Mitt Romney presidency. What country is he dictator of now?”   http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/25/jimmy-carter-id-be-comfortable-with-mitt-romney/   “You can call me ‘Numero Uno.’”  

 
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NY Times: Saudi Officials Admit Inbreeding is a Huge Problem Among Muslims

Published on April 25, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

A story from the liars at the New York Times. Is it true? (Could this be why most Saudis choose Friday night for most family gatherings?)     Saudi Arabia Awakes to the Perils of Inbreeding   Across the Arab world today an average of 45 percent of married couples are related, according to Dr.

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More Illegal Immigrants Now Leaving U.S. Than Entering

Published on April 25, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

In a potentially historic shift, more illegal immigrants and  now leaving the U.S. than entering. Factors contributing to the trend include the greatest decline in jobs on the U.S. side of the border since the Great Recession of the 1930s.    An illegal immigrant, spotted at the border fence, waves goodbye to America:  “This place

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Hello to Our International Community of Friends

Published on April 25, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

Looking at our stats, we see the many people visiting us from outside the United States, including a hooker from Columbia who says one of us here owes her $30.00 (don’t worry baby, the check is in the mail).   So hello to all of you — and welcome!

 
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Coming Attractions!

Published on April 25, 2012, by in Uncategorized.

  Do The White Thing: The Exclusive FineReport Interview with Spike Lee!   Stay tuned….

 
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