Debbie Whatshername Schultz: ‘Very likely’ GOP to lose House; blames Tea Party http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/24/dnc-chair-wasserman-schultz-very-likely-for-gop-to-lose-house-blames-tea-party/   The Professor Speaks: “Whatshername Schultz is using a technique known as ‘the big lie,’ a propaganda technique created by Adolph Hitler, when he wrote his book Mein Kampf. Hitler mused about the use of a lie so “colossal” that no

(More)…

Illinois Man Became First Costco Shopper in History to Leave One of Its Stores Without Spending Over $100.00: On April 24th, 2009, Peter J. Franklin exited a Costco store, spending only $98.43, the first customer in the store’s history to break the $100.00 barrier.   Asked how he did it, Franklin said, “I was just

(More)…

He hasn’t gotten it right yet. Though he is getting close: – Paul Newman, giving the ‘con man salute’ in the 1973 film, The Sting”         Anonymous Saturday Night Live producer: “I keep telling you this, but there is simply nothing about this man to laugh at. I submit he is the

(More)…

Space: the final frontier. These are the NASA voyages of the starship Obama. Its four-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldenly go where no man has gone before — and improve relations with Muslims.   United States National Aeronautics and Space Administrator Charles ‘Boldenly’ Bolden

(More)…

Not all is bad at the TSA. Despite discovering 743 transvestites, 19,249 enlarged prostates, 209,351 breast implants (how can that be an odd number?), 27,298 colon problems, 3 natural blonds — yet no terrorists — it is assuring to know at least some traveling celebs are finding good things to say about their experience at

(More)…

Just realized the United Kingdom and Great Britain may be the same place.  This could save significant travel time.

Our email is: thefinereport@gmail.com   Attention Spike Lee: Our  address remains 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW, Washington DC.   Att: US Secret Service: If there is any Ted Nugent-like issues regarding this post, please be advised we met with the following agent, below — very closely, in fact (that’s me wearing the silver suit), and we

(More)…

TheFineReport.com has been live since Sunday night (April 24, 2012), and has received 45,000 visits so far, from all over the world, and even one from Venus (we were told the weather is not good). With you reading this, that makes 45,001. Thank you for visiting, and please return. Any comments or suggestions, please contact

(More)…

NY Times reporters panic about losing financial benefits after willfully destroying the paper’s only value: it’s reputation http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xTw0B_lmIHM#!    A recent example:  

“Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.” – Benjamin Franklin   With the proverbial horse out of the barn:    “A Hard Look at the President” By ARTHUR S. BRISBANE “The warm afterglow of Mr. Obama’s election, the collateral effects of liberal-minded feature writers — these can be overcome

(More)…

  Buffet:  “What the hell’s the matter with you? How did you get this all wrong? What was so hard? It’s all right here on page two! — Underlined! – And in big type! Don’t you read any of this crap I send you? And sit still, for God’s sake  — what do you, have

(More)…

You have to see this to believe it:   http://www.memri.org/clip/en/0/0/0/0/108/0/3339.htm   http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/american-professors-gather-tehran-occupy-wall-street-conference_640543.html  

“Aplopoplectric….  Aropolplectic….  Apopopopoplecic….  Alopiplectic…..  Appopoplecric…..”     “Still nothing to make fun of. It is truly historic.”  -The cast and crew of….

“Sorry for laughing, but that first real lesson in economics is always such a doozie. I’ve got an even better one planned for November 3rd.”                         http://news.yahoo.com/1-2-graduates-jobless-underemployed-140300522.html

Says photo editor: “I sat on my glasses earlier that day, and got the pictures confused. Man, looking at him now, this kid really got hit by the ‘ugly stick.’ At first, I thought he was Al Sharpton. I mean, we did once do an issue on Sharpton. It’s easy to mix these things up.

(More)…

The scene: Obama advisor David Axelrod spoke with Obama at 2PM, the end of Obama’s work day. This conversation would have taken place earlier in the day, but Axelrod arrived at 10:30AM, a half hour before Obama normally comes down from the White House living quarters.   Axelrod: Barack, I’m going on TV tomorrow and

(More)…

After Barack Obama puts the nation 5 trillion  dollars in debt in his first term, Obama advisor David Axelrod re-defines reality for the ignorant, the corrupt and the indoctrinated. The “Buffet Rule,” claims Axelrod: 1- will relieve the $5,000,000.000,000.00 budget debt created by Obama by a possible .0094%; 2- despite encouraging class warfare and targeting

(More)…

–  Baby did not surivive childbirth; – Was to be named “481649 Tyson, Jr.;“ – Now, Tyson says he is reformed and lives a sober, vegan lifestyle, precluding all sex with prison guards or frozen vegetables. http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/20/mike-tyson-impregnated-prison-official-while-doing-time/

The rant: “Which brings us to the moral codes of Mormonism that Mr. Romney claims to live by,” Bashir said. “In Section 63, in verse 17 of the Doctrine and Covenants of the Mormon Church we find this: ‘All liars, and whosoever loveth and and maketh a lie, and the whoremonger, and the sorcerer, shall

(More)…

http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/22/former-canadian-prime-minister-choose-either-accomplishment-or-popularity-in-governing-video/ Or, neither: Obama’s Approval Rating Remains at Term-Low 41% http://www.gallup.com/poll/149966/Obama-September-Approval-Rating-Remains-Term-Low.aspx  

 -Britain Adopts Islamic Law; Islamic Courts Now Have Full Power – UNPRECEDENTED: 3% of Population Now Has Separate Civil Law (Only 2% of a population, if completely dedicated, is generally thought the minimum number required to wage a successful revolution)      http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,422661,00.html

– Multiple Botched Cancer Treatments Puts His Endorsement of Cuban Health Care System On Hold – Confides to family: “I don’t know which is worse  — that I didn’t go to a Jewish doctor in New York in the first place, or that my last living photograph is me wearing this hat.”   http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hOIbwdSwL0fUpRlXCP6sankkFGaA?docId=447bf94bd34740678382213a84b4db4c

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303513404577356190967904210.html?mod=WSJ_hp_MIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsThird  The Professor Weighs In: “That’s titantically stupid. Why don’t they just mine for energy right under their feet? There’s a whole planet, with an infinite source of heat in its core. Even our nearby moon has infinite energy resources in the form of a substance called O3 that covers the surface to great depths

(More)…

“With Barack Obama in the White house, there is simply no one in the administration to make fun of. It’s been a very frustrating few years. On the other hand, if Romney is elected, there will be limitless material. Romney is funny, you see. The Obamas? I mean, there is just nothing that lends itself

(More)…

http://news.yahoo.com/jeb-bush-says-pick-rubio-not-vp-202639280–abc-news-politics.html  America to Jeb: “Don’t worry.“

http://www.infowars.com/climate-alarmist-calls-for-burning-down-skeptics-homes/ An excerpt: “Let’s start keeping track of them now, and when the famines come, let’s make them pay. Let’s let their houses burn.” A sentimentalist, yearning for the days of yore.   Yore:   “If I wasn’t so busy dealing with this dog-eating thing, I’d have urged this myself. When you do burn down

(More)…