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The Chi Coms want Obama. What else do you need to know before you vote?

Published on August 29, 2012,

Communist China’s government-controlled media slams Romney as GOP convention begins:

http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/08/28/chinese_media_slams_romney_as_convention_begins.

 

“Don’t you understand? — We want your biggest idiot as president!”

 

America’s biggest idiot, bowing to Communist China’s ruler Hu Jintao:

 

 

A transcript of the exchange:

 

Obama: “I am Obama. You are who?”
Hu: “Correct.”
Obama: “You’re ‘Correct?'”
Hu: “No, you are correct.”
Obama: “No, I’m Obama.”
Hu: “I know that. And I am Hu.”
Obama: “I don’t know. That’s what I’m trying to find out.”
Hu: ” — Hu.”
Obama: “Who?”
Hu: “Correct.”
Obama: “You’re ‘Correct?'”
Hu: “No, you are correct.”
Obama: “No, I’m Barack.”
Hu: “Did you just belch?”
Obama: “Who?”
Hu: “Correct.”
Obama: “You’re ‘Correct?'”
Hu: “No, you are correct.”
Obama: “No, I’m Barack.”
Hu: “See — you belched again. I knew you picked your nose in public, but belching in someone’s face…”
Obama: “Who belched in anyone’s face?”
Hu: “No, you belched in my face.”
Obama: “Who?”
Hu: “Correct.”
Obama: “You’re ‘Correct?'”

 

Hu: (Aside, to his translator:) “Our intelligence was wrong — Hillary Clinton is not the dumber one. But I think they both drink too much.”

 

 

“Hu is right. You have a very serious case of dandruff. You should stand up straight so nobody has to look at it.”

-Obama bows to the Japanese Emperor.

 

 

“Hu is right, Obama. You have so much dandruff, it looks like it’s snowing in here.  Good thing I wore a white shirt!

I see some ringworm, too. That looks nasty.”

 

“Yup. That’s ringworm, all right. And it’s spreading. When was the last time you washed your hair?”


 

 

“You do have ringworm. You also have ear wax.

I’m not real and have no sense of smell, but I still find the personal hygiene of a certain somebody to be quite disgusting.”

-Obama bows to the Burger King.

 

 

“Who?”

 

 

“You are correct!”

-Chi Com leader, Hu Jintao

 

 
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Kind of early to fold, Mitt — ya think?

Published on August 28, 2012,

 

“What’s happening here? I had everything going for me — everything! — until these GOP hacks got in the mix and started screwing the base.

 

What’s going on with me? — I would have fired these a-holes in a heart-beat if they were working for me in the private sector! What do they want to do, start a third party so we lose the next election?!…  Hey, could this be a continuing strategy?… This is sure starting to feel like an entrenched board of directors situation.

And it probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to straighten my tie.

 

Gotta think…. Gotta think….”

 

– Mittens on or off?

 

 

 

RATS:

 

 

 Rat 1:

Obama’s lawn jockey, John Boehner

 

Rat 2:

RINO Lindsey Graham

 

Rat 3:

RINO Lisa Murkowski

 

The Official RINO Rat:

 

Honorable Mention:

-RINO John McCain

 
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Darling of the American left, dictator Vladmir Putin, is looting Russia:

Published on August 28, 2012,

 

The man rivals Michelle Obama in his greed:

 

Vladimir Putin once compared ruling Russia to being a “galley slave”, but four yachts that come with the job, not to mention palaces, aircraft and a wealth of luxury perks help explain his refusal to quit the presidency, leading critics said on Tuesday.

 

Listing 58 planes and helicopters and 20 homes with opulent fittings worthy of the tsars, not to mention 11 watches which alone are worth several times Putin’s annual salary, a report published under the ironic title “The Life of a Galley Slave” by opposition leader Boris Nemtsov denounced a “blatant and cynical challenge” to millions of Russians barely managing to survive.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/28/us-russia-putin-perks-idUSBRE87R0D220120828

 

– Putin opposition leader, Boris Nemtsov

 

 

Says Hollywood idiot, Barkin’ Ellen Barkin:

“So what if Putin is a xenophobic, gay-bashing SOB? He controls everything. He puts people in prison — or kills them! –for any opposition! Isn’t that what we need here?! Remember, I did hope that hurricane in Tampa KILLS — yes, kills! — everyone in the RNC who opposes me! Death to the infidels!

 

Damn, I wish I was Putin — or at least high up in the Muslim Brotherhood…”

 

Note to self:

 

 

 

 
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We don’t call them ‘Hollywood idiots’ for nothing:

Published on August 28, 2012,

 

Barkin’ Ellen Barkin Hopes Hurricane Kills ‘Every Pro-Life, Xenophobic, Gay-Bashing SOB’ At The RNC

http://nation.foxnews.com/ellen-barkin/2012/08/28/ellen-barkin-hopes-hurricane-kills-every-pro-life-xenophobic-gay-bashing-sob-rnc#ixzz24rSjJENb


TFR: “Ellen, what is a xenophobe?”

Barkin: “Uh…someone who is afraid of Xenos?”

TFR: “If you are not ‘pro-life,’ are you pro-death?”

Barkin: “Uh…”

 

-Hollywood idiot, Barkin’ Ellen Barkin



Samuel L. Jackson asks why GOP ‘spared’ by tropical storm

http://thehill.com/blogs/twitter-room/other-news/245767-samuel-l-jackson-asks-why-rnc-spared-by-isaac

 

TFR: “Mr. Jackass, do you believe the hurricane actively thought about where it was going to hit?”

SL Jackass: “What’d you say, @#$%?

TFR: “Please answer the question — we’re not intimidated by your routine.”

SL Jackass: “So you wanna go there, huh?”

TFR: “We’ll go anywhere. Do we continue with the questions?”

SL Jackass: “Man, you’re crazy! And I don’t talk to crazy people!”

TFR: “But you talk to hurricanes.”

SL Jackass: “Man, I’m outta here!”

-Hollywood idiot, Samuel L. Jackass

 

 
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“Obama can kiss my ass”

Published on August 27, 2012,

 

He can’t kiss mine. But if this brave soul Ray Gaster is willing…

 

(Lowbrow discourse? You bet. But this is the basement-level of political discourse our lunatic president and his equally deranged supporters have taken us. There are indeed times when it is appropriate for what is going around to come around. Welcome to one of those times. There will be many more before the left in this country is finally hoisted by their own retard petard.)

 

“What’s a petard?”
‘Retard’ I know — like those retard
bowlers in the Special Olympics.”

(Barack Obama, March 20, 2009: “I bowl like a retard.”

http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/president_obama_i_bowl_like_a_retard)

 

 

 

The Ray Gaster Sign – A Call To Action:

 

 

http://www.savannahtribune.com/news/2012-08-22/Front_Page/The_Ray_Gaster_Sign__A_Call_To_Action.html

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Lowbrow, yes. But still sending a tingle up my leg, baby…”

-NBC hatchet-man and propagandist, and connoisseur of fine flesh Chris Mathews

 

 
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But they’re ‘nice guys’….

Published on August 27, 2012,

 

36 (three dozen!) Obama aides owe $833,000 in back taxes!

(That’s an average of $24,500.00 apiece)

 

A new report just out from the Internal Revenue Service reveals that 36 of President Obama’s executive office staff owe the country $833,970 in back taxes. These people working for Obama haven’t paid any share, let alone their fair share.

 

Previous reports have shown how well-paid Obama’s White House staff is, with 457 aides pulling down more than $37 million last year. That’s up seven workers and nearly $4 million from the Bush administration’s last year.

 

Nearly one-third of Obama’s aides make more than $100,000 with 21 being paid the top White House salary of $172,200, each.

http://news.investors.com/article/599002/201201260818/obama-white-house-staff-back-taxes.htm

 

 

“So what’s your point?”

 

 

 

“I’m confused. How can 36 people be in over their heads like that? If you ask me, there’s a pattern here. Could there be 36 tax criminals working directly for the president of the United States?  Could that nice young man willfully be allowing such a coterie of dishonest people of such enormous hypocrisy to surround him?”

 

 

“Hmmm. There was that Communist, Van Jones, and that Maoist, Anita Dunn he got caught bringing in. Something is beginning to smell a bit fishy….”

 

 

“How in the world did I let that idiot Boehner and the rest of those GOP losers talk me into that ‘nice guy’ crap? Gotta figure some way out of this. Gotta think…”

 
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NO JOKE: NEW LANDMARK STUDY — Cannabis smoking ‘permanently lowers IQ’

Published on August 27, 2012,

 

Teenagers who regularly smoke cannabis are putting themselves at risk of permanently damaging their intelligence, according to a landmark study.

 

Researchers found persistent users of the drug, who started smoking it at school, had lower IQ scores as adults.

 

They were also significantly more likely to have attention and memory problems in later life, than their peers who abstained.

 

Quitting or reducing cannabis use did not appear to fully restore intellectual functioning among adolescent-onset former persistent cannabis users

 

Fewer now think cannabis is damaging than tobacco — but cannabis has proved harmful for the young

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9426205/Cannabis-smoking-permanently-lowers-IQ.html

 

 

 

Does anyone need further proof than this contrivance here?

 

‘Barack Obama’

 

 
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Even if Mitt “Obama’s a nice guy!” Romney wins the election, he may never be sworn into office:

Published on August 27, 2012,

 

On March 16, 2012 Obama wrote and signed Executive Order 13603 naming it: “National Defense Resources Preparedness.”

 

In black and white, Obama laid out a blueprint for an American president to lay siege over our nation and its economy by seizing control of:

 

– “All forms of civil transportation”

 

-“All commodities and products capable of being ingested by either human beings or animals”

 

-“Health resources, which include, but are not limited to: drugs, biological products, medical devices, materials, facilities, health supplies, services and equipment”

 

-“All forms of energy”

 

-“All usable water from all sources”

 

 

“And I helped!”

 

“Boehner, shut-up and get back on the lawn.”

 

 

“Sorry. I just got a little excited.”

 

 

Here is a short list of the government bureaucracies — not law enforcement agencies — Obama has given the power to form their own armies. Remember, each of the agencies only recently ordered nearly 600 rounds of hollowpoint ammunition for each agent in each bureau:

 

-Administration for Children and Families (ACF)
-Administration on Aging (AoA)
-African Development Foundation
-Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (AHRQ)
-Agency for International Development (USAID)
-Agriculture Department
-Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (Treasury)
-Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives Bureau (Justice)
-American Battle Monuments Commission
-Department of Homeland Security
-National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
-National Weather Service
-Science Office (Energy Department)
-Scientific and Technical Information, Office of
-Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)
-Selective Service System (SSS)
-Senate Committees
-Senate Leadership
-Senators on the Web
-Small Business Administration (SBA)
-Social Security Administration
(Remember: this is a short list.)

 

 

That’s THIRTY boxes of this ammunition, per agent in each bureau. Department of Home-Girl Homeland Security Janet Napolitano claims the extra ammunition is for ‘training.’ (Meaning, each bureau’s agent has never been trained?)

 

Don’t believe this? Think it’s an exaggeration? Read Executive Order 13603 for yourself at the government’s own website:

http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/FR-2012-03-22/pdf/2012-7019.pdf

 

What could be the pretense for such an action? Terror attacks in the U.S. by Iranian terror resources in response to an attack by the U.S. or Israel. These Iranian terror resources have been imported into the U.S. over the past 3 years and are pre-stationed, ready to act. (In addition to Barack Obama, you can thank Hillary Clinton for this set of circumstances).

 

Obama’s earlier words will come back to haunt us:

“We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.”

http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/07/obamas_civilian_national_secur.html

 

“They won’t haunt me — because he’s a nice guy!

And as we all know, nice guys do nice things — aside from accusing me of murdering of my wife, of course.”

-His mittens are back on, to our nation’s detriment.

 
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Why didn’t ‘Barack Obama’ (whoever he is) order flags to be flown at half-mast to honor the passing of Neil Armstrong, the first man (and an American) on the moon?

Published on August 27, 2012,

 

 

“Because I don’t give a sh-t.

Though it did provide me with another opportunity to aggrandize myself.”

 

 

Obama’s Neil Armstrong memorial:

 

 

 

 
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Bob Dole: Advice from a loser

Published on August 27, 2012,

 

Disastrous GOP Presidential Candidate ‘Bob’ Dole (“I’m Bob Dole — Bob Dole!”) Urges Mitt Romney To Confront The Republican Party’s Right Wing:

http://www.businessinsider.com/bob-dole-urges-mitt-romney-to-confront-the-republican-partys-right-wing-2012-8

 

“Take my advice, Mitt. Otherwise you’re going to find yourself president in 2013.”

-Bob Dole, grand old loser of the GOP

 
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Romney’s ‘Nice Guy’ Insanity Is Back:

Published on August 27, 2012,

Romney: GOP convention theme against Obama will be “nice guy, failed President”

http://hotair.com/archives/2012/08/27/romney-gop-convention-theme-against-obama-will-be-nice-guy-failed-president/

 

(Will Romney be remembered as “nice guy, failed candidate?”)

 

“Back to the old days! I can’t believe it!”

 

 

“And Michelle Obama is ‘lovely’ again!”

-Ann Romney

 

“That’s right, @#$%!”

 

 

“Between agreeing to those corrupt, biased debate ‘moderators’ and getting back to my ‘Obama is a nice guy’ routine, I feel like I’m back to my old self again — and losing elections. The ‘I killed my wife’ thing? — water under the bridge. Obama’s just a nice young man, in over his head in accusing opponents of murder. I just have to figure a way to keep a muzzle on that Ryan.”

-Back to ‘Mittens’ Romney

 

                  -The Establishment GOP: failures, and happy to be there.

 

 
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‘LUNARTIC:’ White House commemorates Neil Armstrong’s death with an enormous photograph of the biggest putz to ever lead a nation, ‘Barack Obama:’

Published on August 27, 2012,

 

Yes, that’s Dumbo in the center of the picture.

 

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2012/08/white-house-commemorates-neil.html

 

 

“Is the moon and Mars the same place?

Could there be 57 planets, too?”

 

 

Says NY Times editor, Jill “Pruneface” Abramson:

“If Barack Obama says the moon and Mars are the same place, they are the same place.

Who would want to go there, anyway? How gauche. How un-urbane. How un-cosmopolitan.

I’ve seen pictures of the moon. It’s sh-t.”

-NY Times editor, the comically snobbish propagandist, Jill “Pruneface” Abramson

 

 

Our apologies to the real Pruneface for the comparison.

But Pruneface, let’s face it: it is what it is.

-Pruneface, villain from the movie, Dick Tracy.

 

The moon:

 

 

 
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Obama’s General Links Spike in ‘Insider Attacks’ to Stress of Ramadan Fasting

Published on August 26, 2012,

 

(CNSNews.com) – The commander of coalition forces in Afghanistan on Thursday cited the stress of fasting during Ramadan – which fell at the height of summer this year – as one possible reason for a spike in “insider attacks” on U.S. troops. However, the Muslim fast month historically has been associated with jihad.

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/us-general-links-spike-insider-attacks-stress-ramadan-fasting

 

 

 
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NY Times: Finally an admission and an explanation!

Published on August 26, 2012,

 

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In one sentence, the New York Times editor admits her corruption, gives her motive, and explains her stupidity:

 

“I (Times executive editor Jill Abramson) agree…that in covering some social and cultural issues, the Times…reflects its urban and cosmopolitan base.”

http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/08/nyts-abramson-rebuts-brisbane-charge-133211.html

 

cos·mo·pol·i·tan

adjective

1.free from provincial attachments.

 

Ugh.

 

The comically stuck-up NY Times editor,

Jill Abramson:

“I’m free from you peons’ provisional attachments.

And I drink cosmopolitans. Plenty of them.”

 

 

 

Just who else but its ‘urban and cosmopolitan base’ of useful idiots buys this rag anymore?

 

 

An urbane cosmopolitan idiot speaks:

“I buy it! I subscribe, anyway. And, I’m a socialist! (I’m not sure what socialism means, but it sure sounds fun – for the rest of you, that is.)

Which paper is the New York Times again? The one with all the big pages?…

How come there’s no funny-page section?”

Urbane and cosmopolitan idiot, Elle Macpherson, ‘fashionable socialist:’

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/03/17/elle-macpherson-loves-obama-i-m-socialist-what-do-you-expect

 
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What GOP morons chose Florida as the convention site, in the middle of hurricane season?

Published on August 25, 2012,

 

Can you choose the correct answer?

 

A) The same GOP morons who allowed corrupt leftists to be chosen as the debate ‘moderators,’ putting the fix in for Obama.

 

B) The same GOP morons who suggested John McCain as  the GOP’s presidential candidate in 2008.

 

C) The same GOP morons who suggested John Boehner as Speaker of the House in 2010.

 

D) The same GOP morons who nixed Sarah Palin as a speaker at the convention in 2012.

 

 

 

ENOUGH !

 

 

 

 
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An incredible quote:

Published on August 25, 2012,

 

Argue with this, if you’re ignorant enough to try:

 

“I would like to solicit your consideration of two different markets, from a patent attorney’s viewpoint.

 

The market for medical treatment is heavily charged with public policy concerns, is highly regulated, and limited with respect to patent (personal property) rights.

 

The market for electronic goods is not subject to as much public policy, is far less regulated, and does not suffer from limits as to patentability.

 

Prices for medicine keep going up. Prices for electronic goods keep going down.”

 

http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/08/democrats-must-want-you-to-get-incurable-gonorrhea/comment-page-1/#comment-367546

 

 

 

 

“Wow, that makes sense to me.

And we all know what a dumbass I am.”

-Crazy Nancy Pelosi, former Speaker of the House, who voters booted out of office in 2010.

 

 

“What are you guys trying to do here — win?!

Do you realize the heavy-lifting you’ll be putting me on the spot to do?

Please don’t force me to lose my job as Obama’s lawn jockey — I ‘m content there. If I behave myself, he even lets me play golf  once in a while, if he’s not using the course that month. Plus, I’m top in the running a spot as his caddie. Imagine: ‘John Boehner, Caddie to the President.’ Wow. I actually think I’d cry.”

-House Speaker John Boehener, a vain coward of historic proportions.

 

Working his way up to caddie:

 

 

 
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The Sham of the Upcoming Presidential Debates – Obama is cheating:

Published on August 24, 2012,

 

 

The fix is in. Little barry is cheating.

 

Why did Romney agree to this?

 

Does this reflect how he will negotiate as Boehner president?

 

The moderator of the lone October vice presidential debate was previously married to a top Obama official, an association both ABC News and the left-leaning Commission on Presidential Debates do not view as a conflict of interest.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/23/marital-personal-ties-link-obama-administration-to-commission-on-presidential-debates/

 

 

 
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Whoopi Goldberg says about her hero, ‘Chester the Molester’ Polanski: “I know it wasn’t rape-rape”

Published on August 24, 2012,

http://www.fireandreamitchell.com/2009/09/29/whoopi-goldberg-says-about-polanski-i-know-it-wasnt-rape-rape%E2%80%9D/

 

“Whoopi’s right — sexual molestation of a child is not ‘rape-rape’ in Hollywood — a lot of us are screwing little kids. We’ll screw anything that walks — or lays down. Why do you think we flock there?  Or flock to those kiddie ‘beauty’ pageants. Look, everyone is making a very big deal out of this. She was 13 — that’s almost 18. Time flies at that age. And a little sodomy at that 13 won’t kill you — just ask Obama’s safe-school Czar, Kevin ‘Fisting’ Jennings. (And people call me a pervert?) Besides — she came-on to me? Right, Whoopi?”

-Child molester Roman ‘Chester’ Polanski

 

 

“Hey, who am I to judge? Right-right?”

A very big mouth. A very small mind.

 

 

This is ‘rape-rape,’ Goldberg, you moron:

 

 

 
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Horror! Romney Used ‘Blockers’ to Avoid Taxes

Published on August 24, 2012,

http://news.yahoo.com/bain-documents-romney-offshore-investments-used-blockers-avoid-185957445–abc-news-topstories.html

 

 On the other hand:

 

-Obama Used Radical Islamists to Get into Harvard

 

-Obama Used Voter Fraud Groups to Get Elected in Chicago

 

-Obama Safe-Schools Czar Kevin ‘Fisting’ Jennings Advocates Bizarre Sex Acts with Minors

 

 

-Obama Used Communists (Van Jones) in High White House Positions

 

 -Obama Used Maoists (Anita Dunn) in High White House Positions

 

Obama Raises U.S. Debt Higher Than All Presidents Combined

 

-Michelle Obama Takes $10 Million Dollars Worth of Personal Vacations at Taxpayer Expense

 

-Obama was a marijuana addict, and suffers from a condition known as ‘post-marijuana syndrome

 

-Obama Plays Golf 105 Times in 3 1/2 Years — More than All Previous Presidents Combined

 

-Obama Calls for Abandoning the US Constitution in Favor of Limited Personal Rights, As Mandated by the Government

 

-Obama Calls for Nazi S.S./Soviet-Style Security Force in the United States

 

-Obama Trillion Dollar “Green Projects Used to Pay-off Political Cronies

 

-Obama Trillion Dollar Stimulus Fails — TWICE

 

-Obama Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is a Drunk

 

 

-Obama Homeland Security Chief Janet Napolitano is Embroiled in Lesbian Sexual Harassment Scandal at DHS

 

-Obama Advisor Valerie Jarrett Caught Enriching Her Real Estate Holdings Using Insider Information

 

-Obama Loses Egypt and Libya to Radical Muslim Brotherhood

 

-Obama to Allow Iran to Develop Nuclear Weapons

 

-Obama Allowed US-Russia and US-China relations to Fall to New Low

 

-Obama Fosters Racial Hatred and Class Warfare

 

-Obama Refuses to Release Hidden School Records

 

 

“Oh no! Not ‘blockers!'”

 

 

“‘Blockers’? What the hell are ‘blockers?'”

 

 

“I don’t know, I never heard of them. The Democrat media must have made it up! Fareed Zarkawia broke the story, after plagiarizing it from somewhere.”

 

 

“They sound pretty bad. Well, that’s that — ya can’t get use blockers and expect to get elected president of the United States. Romney shoulda never picked that Sarah Palin as a running mate.

Obama 2012!”

“Hey Boehner, I thought Obama said you were still a lawn jockey. When did he tell ya you could put on long pants and stand upright?”

 

 

 

“Uh-oh, I forgot — back to the position. Now he’s going to yell at me. I just know it.”

 

 

 

“‘Blocker & Blocker‘ is the name of my accounting firm!  You know, now I’m sorry I agreed to letting the Democrats put the fix in the debates with those leftists hack ‘moderators.’ I tell ya: never again.”

 

 

 
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Dinner with Barack.

Published on August 23, 2012,

 

 

Can we take the money, instead?

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Sadly, these are true stories:

Published on August 23, 2012,

 

Valerie Jarrett, enriching herself with inside information:  Obama senior “adviser” Valerie Jarrett’s real-estate investment “jumped” in value between 2010 and 2011:

http://freebeacon.com/jarrett-towers/

“I advise you to scam me more money, is what I advise.”

 

 

Yet Another Ghostwriting Accusation Leveled at CNN’s and TIME Magazine’s Resident America-hater, Fareed Zakaria

http://observer.com/2012/08/ghostwriting-accusations-leveled-at-fareed-zakaria/

 “After all these years, this one asshole goes and destroys my reputation.”

 

 

US Secretary of Health and Human Service Secretary Katherine Sebelius: Decrease in Human Beings Will Cover Cost of Contraception Mandate

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/sebelius-decrease-human-beings-will-cover-cost-contraception-mandate

“If only the Fuhrer was alive to see this great day.”

 

 

Labor Department spends stimulus funds for ads during Olbermann, Maddow shows

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/aug/21/stimulus-funds-spent-obama-ads-olbermann-maddow/

Dumb.

and Dumber.

 And paid by YOU.


 

Reporter admits going easy on Obama adviser Axelrod to not hurt his feelings

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/20/reporter-admits-going-easy-on-obama-adviser-axelrod-to-not-hurt-his-feelings/

“Even I’m surprised how easy this has been.”

 

“If only I was alive to see this great day.”

 

 

 They could not have done any of it without you, Mr. Boner.

 

 

VOTE LIKE YOUR FUTURE

DEPENDS ON IT.

IT DOES.

 

 

 
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Squealing Pig V.P. Joseph Biden, Calls GOP ‘Squealing Pigs’:

Published on August 22, 2012,

 

“Yes, I called them squealing pigs!

And yes: I’m crazy!

There, I said it!

What are you gonna do about it, huh? I’ll have ya legs broken!”

 

 

 

We heard you loud and clear, Vice President Pig.  Start packing. And don’t forget your jacket:

 

 

 

“For God’s sake, can I please stand upright now?”

 
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President Contrivance

Published on August 21, 2012,

A quote that will be forever associated with the contrivance of ‘Barack Obama:’

 

Obama Campaign Manager Stephanie Cutter:

“Entertainment Tonight and People Magazine ‘Equally Important’ to Press Conferences”

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/08/19/obama-campaign-manager-entertainment-tonight-and-people-mag-equally-i

 

Madeleine ‘Not So Bright’ Albright campaigns for Obama:

“We’re going to blame Bush ‘forever'”

http://washingtonexaminer.com/madeleine-albright-campaigns-for-obama-were-going-to-blame-bush-forever/article/2505479#.UDOTcd1lREM

 

 

Air-head supreme:

 

 

 

“Don’t forget me — I’m a contrivance, too!

*hic!*

 

 

 
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WSJ: GAS PRICES TO SOAR

Published on August 21, 2012,

All part of the plan….

 

WALL STREET JOURNAL:

Think Gas Prices Are Bad Now?

Surge in Futures (19%+) and Cost of Oil Hasn’t Fully Shown Up at the Pump:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443713704577601443789481110.html?mod=ITP_moneyandinvesting_3

 

 

“$9 a gallon. just like in Europe!…”

– ‘Barack Obama,’ the greatest fraud in the history of the world.

 

 

High gas prices crippling European growth:

http://www.autoblog.com/2006/05/01/high-gas-prices-crippling-european-growth/

 

 

 
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‘Obama:’ The Greatest Fraud Ever Told:

Published on August 21, 2012,

‘Barack Obama’ will go down in history as the greatest fraud ever perpetrated upon an electorate.

 

Worse than the fraud itself, is America’s free press having conspired in so willingly.

 

Almost as worse, is the opposition party having enabled the fraud, by its own passivity.

 

 

 

The ignoramus, by his own words:

 

 

 “Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s.”

 

 “I’ve now been in 57 states I think one left to go.”

 

 “On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today.”

 

 “What they’ll say is, ‘Well it costs too much money,’ but you know what? It would cost, about. It it it would cost about the same as what we would spend. It. Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us. (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We’re going to. It. It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about hold on one second. I can’t hear myself. But I’m glad you’re fired up, though. I’m glad.”

 

 “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”

 

 “I bowled a 129. It’s like – it was like the Special Olympics, or something.”

 

 “The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who appointed them. And they are charged with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most difficult questions of our time.”

 

 “Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven’t had much sleep in the last 48 hours.”

 

 “It was interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing.”

 

 “I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”

 

“When I meet with world leaders, what’s striking — whether it’s in Europe or here in Asia…”

 

“We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad.”

 

“We’re not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that’s fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money. But, you know, part of the American way is, you know, you can just keep on making it if you’re providing a good product or providing good service. We don’t want people to stop, ah, fulfilling the core responsibilities of the financial system to help grow our economy.”

 

“One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world — Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard.”

 

“The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”
 
“UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.”

 

“The Cambridge police acted stupidly.”

 

“The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”

 

“It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of — I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing.”

 

“I didn’t want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances.”

 

‘You Can’t Just Make Stuff Up. That’s One Thing You Learn As President’

 

 

The news media’s pick:

 

 

 

“He sure fooled me. I even fooled me!

-Crazy Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of the position of House Speaker in 2010.

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Michael Bloomberg is nuts. Any argument?

Published on August 21, 2012,

Bloomberg: Make Immigrants Live in Detroit, If They ‘Survive 7 Years’ Make Them Citizens

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/bloomberg-make-immigrants-live-detroit-if-they-survive-7-years-make-them-citizens

 

Bloomberg: ‘Nobody Has Come Across the U.S.-Mexico Border in a Long Time’

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/bloomberg-nobody-has-come-across-us-mexico-border-long-time

 

 

“Now that‘s a funny guy!”

 

“Yeah!”

 
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Michelle Obama, and the Pledge of Allegiance:

Published on August 21, 2012,

 

 

 

A stroll down nightmare lane…

 
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You Didn’t Eat That! (Oh yes they did!)

Published on August 20, 2012,

Michelle “Shaped Like A Bell” Obama, The First Hippo-crite and Glutton, serves a greasy, fattening and sodium-laden lunch to children visiting the White House.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/first-lady-serves-cabbage-sloppy-joes-and-zucchini-fries-to-kids-for-state-dinner/article/2505429

 

While it is true that for the first time in her adult life, she is proud of fine American food, it is only so long as she’s the one eating it and someone else is paying for it.

 

 

This is the cheap and unhealthy meal that America’s cheap and unhealthy First Hippo-crite served: a greasy hamburger, greasy fried zucchini, salty pickles, sugary ketchup, a sugary desert (not in photo) and a piece of wood:

 

 

“What am I, supposed to give them the good food? That’s for me. They’re lucky they got that piece of wood in there.

And when I leave, I’m taking everything — all of it. Even the rotten stuff.”

 

 

 

 

“Just so you peons know: it’s okay when ‘we’ do it. Not you.

Verstehen Sie??

-Megalomaniac Michael Bloomberg, nannyfuhrer of New  York

 

 

 
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Obama’s Latest Ambassador of Stupidity, Spike Lee, Says ‘Obama Will Do Whatever He Wants In Second Term’

Published on August 20, 2012,

 

Uh, isn’t Obama doing whatever he wants in his first term?

 

 

 

“That’s absolutely correct. As I have said, as

long as I am the House Squeaker, I will never

give up on this president: first term, second term,

third term — hell, even even his fifth term.

I shall squeak on.”

Obama enabler and Squeaker of the House John Boehner, a vain coward of historic proportions.

 

 
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Nancy ‘The Prune’ Pelosi Mocks Paul Ryan’s Body, On Useful-idiot Jimmy Falon’s Show

Published on August 19, 2012,

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/aug/18/pelosi-fallon-joke-about-ryans-abs/

 

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, venturing into late-night comedy with a visit to NBC’s “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on Friday. When asked for her thoughts on Paul Ryan, the Wisconsin congressman that Mitt Romney has picked for his running mate, Mrs. Pelosi said: “I don’t really know him well because I’ve never been to the gym.”

 

 

WAAAAA-HAAAA!!!!!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEE- HAWWH!!…  HEE- HAWWH!!

 

 

(Whew… sorry. We continue:)

 

Mr. Ryan is well known in Washington circles for his pre-dawn House gym workouts.  Mr. Fallon egged-on the longtime California congresswoman, asking if she’d seen her House colleague shirtless.

“Oh please,” she said.

 

 

WAAAAA-HAAAA!!!!!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEE- HAWWH!!…  HEE- HAWWH!!

 

 

 

“You know, I did at one time consider a career in comedy. I remember the first time I saw the cover of Don Rickles’ album, ‘Hello Dummy’ — I couldn’t help feel Rickles was reaching out to me in some psychic manner. Unfortunately I got side-tracked by my first botched plastic surgery, after the wrong parts came in the mail. So I had to put the comedy idea on hold. But I did call Rickles before tonight’s show, and I ran my Ryan jokes by him. He said, ‘Nancy, now I know why there is handicap parking in front of every gym. I could never figure it out, until you called.’ He’s funny. But I did finally get my opportunity to make a supreme clown of myself during the two years I was Speaker of the House — so the ‘Hello Dummy’ thing may not have been too far out after all. So Jimmy, you want to see my abs?  Here, see?… How about my boobs?  — Come on, take a peek…”

 

“Jimmy? Where are you going?…

 

Jimmy?….

 

Where’d he go?….”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“BLEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!………

 

BLEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!……

 

Oh God!…. BLEEHHH!!… Oh my God!….

 

— BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!….”

 

 

(MUSIC UP: Fallon’s misogynist band plays the song “Lying Ass Bitch” they are so fond of playing to women on Fallon’s show)

 

 

 

 

 

 
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