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Why didn’t ‘Barack Obama’ (whoever he is) order flags to be flown at half-mast to honor the passing of Neil Armstrong, the first man (and an American) on the moon?

Published on August 27, 2012,

 

 

“Because I don’t give a sh-t.

Though it did provide me with another opportunity to aggrandize myself.”

 

 

Obama’s Neil Armstrong memorial:

 

 

 

 
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Bob Dole: Advice from a loser

Published on August 27, 2012,

 

Disastrous GOP Presidential Candidate ‘Bob’ Dole (“I’m Bob Dole — Bob Dole!”) Urges Mitt Romney To Confront The Republican Party’s Right Wing:

http://www.businessinsider.com/bob-dole-urges-mitt-romney-to-confront-the-republican-partys-right-wing-2012-8

 

“Take my advice, Mitt. Otherwise you’re going to find yourself president in 2013.”

-Bob Dole, grand old loser of the GOP

 
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Romney’s ‘Nice Guy’ Insanity Is Back:

Published on August 27, 2012,

Romney: GOP convention theme against Obama will be “nice guy, failed President”

http://hotair.com/archives/2012/08/27/romney-gop-convention-theme-against-obama-will-be-nice-guy-failed-president/

 

(Will Romney be remembered as “nice guy, failed candidate?”)

 

“Back to the old days! I can’t believe it!”

 

 

“And Michelle Obama is ‘lovely’ again!”

-Ann Romney

 

“That’s right, @#$%!”

 

 

“Between agreeing to those corrupt, biased debate ‘moderators’ and getting back to my ‘Obama is a nice guy’ routine, I feel like I’m back to my old self again — and losing elections. The ‘I killed my wife’ thing? — water under the bridge. Obama’s just a nice young man, in over his head in accusing opponents of murder. I just have to figure a way to keep a muzzle on that Ryan.”

-Back to ‘Mittens’ Romney

 

                  -The Establishment GOP: failures, and happy to be there.

 

 
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‘LUNARTIC:’ White House commemorates Neil Armstrong’s death with an enormous photograph of the biggest putz to ever lead a nation, ‘Barack Obama:’

Published on August 27, 2012,

 

Yes, that’s Dumbo in the center of the picture.

 

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2012/08/white-house-commemorates-neil.html

 

 

“Is the moon and Mars the same place?

Could there be 57 planets, too?”

 

 

Says NY Times editor, Jill “Pruneface” Abramson:

“If Barack Obama says the moon and Mars are the same place, they are the same place.

Who would want to go there, anyway? How gauche. How un-urbane. How un-cosmopolitan.

I’ve seen pictures of the moon. It’s sh-t.”

-NY Times editor, the comically snobbish propagandist, Jill “Pruneface” Abramson

 

 

Our apologies to the real Pruneface for the comparison.

But Pruneface, let’s face it: it is what it is.

-Pruneface, villain from the movie, Dick Tracy.

 

The moon:

 

 

 
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Obama’s General Links Spike in ‘Insider Attacks’ to Stress of Ramadan Fasting

Published on August 26, 2012,

 

(CNSNews.com) – The commander of coalition forces in Afghanistan on Thursday cited the stress of fasting during Ramadan – which fell at the height of summer this year – as one possible reason for a spike in “insider attacks” on U.S. troops. However, the Muslim fast month historically has been associated with jihad.

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/us-general-links-spike-insider-attacks-stress-ramadan-fasting

 

 

 
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NY Times: Finally an admission and an explanation!

Published on August 26, 2012,

 

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In one sentence, the New York Times editor admits her corruption, gives her motive, and explains her stupidity:

 

“I (Times executive editor Jill Abramson) agree…that in covering some social and cultural issues, the Times…reflects its urban and cosmopolitan base.”

http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/08/nyts-abramson-rebuts-brisbane-charge-133211.html

 

cos·mo·pol·i·tan

adjective

1.free from provincial attachments.

 

Ugh.

 

The comically stuck-up NY Times editor,

Jill Abramson:

“I’m free from you peons’ provisional attachments.

And I drink cosmopolitans. Plenty of them.”

 

 

 

Just who else but its ‘urban and cosmopolitan base’ of useful idiots buys this rag anymore?

 

 

An urbane cosmopolitan idiot speaks:

“I buy it! I subscribe, anyway. And, I’m a socialist! (I’m not sure what socialism means, but it sure sounds fun – for the rest of you, that is.)

Which paper is the New York Times again? The one with all the big pages?…

How come there’s no funny-page section?”

Urbane and cosmopolitan idiot, Elle Macpherson, ‘fashionable socialist:’

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/03/17/elle-macpherson-loves-obama-i-m-socialist-what-do-you-expect

 
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What GOP morons chose Florida as the convention site, in the middle of hurricane season?

Published on August 25, 2012,

 

Can you choose the correct answer?

 

A) The same GOP morons who allowed corrupt leftists to be chosen as the debate ‘moderators,’ putting the fix in for Obama.

 

B) The same GOP morons who suggested John McCain as  the GOP’s presidential candidate in 2008.

 

C) The same GOP morons who suggested John Boehner as Speaker of the House in 2010.

 

D) The same GOP morons who nixed Sarah Palin as a speaker at the convention in 2012.

 

 

 

ENOUGH !

 

 

 

 
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An incredible quote:

Published on August 25, 2012,

 

Argue with this, if you’re ignorant enough to try:

 

“I would like to solicit your consideration of two different markets, from a patent attorney’s viewpoint.

 

The market for medical treatment is heavily charged with public policy concerns, is highly regulated, and limited with respect to patent (personal property) rights.

 

The market for electronic goods is not subject to as much public policy, is far less regulated, and does not suffer from limits as to patentability.

 

Prices for medicine keep going up. Prices for electronic goods keep going down.”

 

http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/08/democrats-must-want-you-to-get-incurable-gonorrhea/comment-page-1/#comment-367546

 

 

 

 

“Wow, that makes sense to me.

And we all know what a dumbass I am.”

-Crazy Nancy Pelosi, former Speaker of the House, who voters booted out of office in 2010.

 

 

“What are you guys trying to do here — win?!

Do you realize the heavy-lifting you’ll be putting me on the spot to do?

Please don’t force me to lose my job as Obama’s lawn jockey — I ‘m content there. If I behave myself, he even lets me play golf  once in a while, if he’s not using the course that month. Plus, I’m top in the running a spot as his caddie. Imagine: ‘John Boehner, Caddie to the President.’ Wow. I actually think I’d cry.”

-House Speaker John Boehener, a vain coward of historic proportions.

 

Working his way up to caddie:

 

 

 
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The Sham of the Upcoming Presidential Debates – Obama is cheating:

Published on August 24, 2012,

 

 

The fix is in. Little barry is cheating.

 

Why did Romney agree to this?

 

Does this reflect how he will negotiate as Boehner president?

 

The moderator of the lone October vice presidential debate was previously married to a top Obama official, an association both ABC News and the left-leaning Commission on Presidential Debates do not view as a conflict of interest.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/23/marital-personal-ties-link-obama-administration-to-commission-on-presidential-debates/

 

 

 
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Whoopi Goldberg says about her hero, ‘Chester the Molester’ Polanski: “I know it wasn’t rape-rape”

Published on August 24, 2012,

http://www.fireandreamitchell.com/2009/09/29/whoopi-goldberg-says-about-polanski-i-know-it-wasnt-rape-rape%E2%80%9D/

 

“Whoopi’s right — sexual molestation of a child is not ‘rape-rape’ in Hollywood — a lot of us are screwing little kids. We’ll screw anything that walks — or lays down. Why do you think we flock there?  Or flock to those kiddie ‘beauty’ pageants. Look, everyone is making a very big deal out of this. She was 13 — that’s almost 18. Time flies at that age. And a little sodomy at that 13 won’t kill you — just ask Obama’s safe-school Czar, Kevin ‘Fisting’ Jennings. (And people call me a pervert?) Besides — she came-on to me? Right, Whoopi?”

-Child molester Roman ‘Chester’ Polanski

 

 

“Hey, who am I to judge? Right-right?”

A very big mouth. A very small mind.

 

 

This is ‘rape-rape,’ Goldberg, you moron:

 

 

 
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Horror! Romney Used ‘Blockers’ to Avoid Taxes

Published on August 24, 2012,

http://news.yahoo.com/bain-documents-romney-offshore-investments-used-blockers-avoid-185957445–abc-news-topstories.html

 

 On the other hand:

 

-Obama Used Radical Islamists to Get into Harvard

 

-Obama Used Voter Fraud Groups to Get Elected in Chicago

 

-Obama Safe-Schools Czar Kevin ‘Fisting’ Jennings Advocates Bizarre Sex Acts with Minors

 

 

-Obama Used Communists (Van Jones) in High White House Positions

 

 -Obama Used Maoists (Anita Dunn) in High White House Positions

 

Obama Raises U.S. Debt Higher Than All Presidents Combined

 

-Michelle Obama Takes $10 Million Dollars Worth of Personal Vacations at Taxpayer Expense

 

-Obama was a marijuana addict, and suffers from a condition known as ‘post-marijuana syndrome

 

-Obama Plays Golf 105 Times in 3 1/2 Years — More than All Previous Presidents Combined

 

-Obama Calls for Abandoning the US Constitution in Favor of Limited Personal Rights, As Mandated by the Government

 

-Obama Calls for Nazi S.S./Soviet-Style Security Force in the United States

 

-Obama Trillion Dollar “Green Projects Used to Pay-off Political Cronies

 

-Obama Trillion Dollar Stimulus Fails — TWICE

 

-Obama Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is a Drunk

 

 

-Obama Homeland Security Chief Janet Napolitano is Embroiled in Lesbian Sexual Harassment Scandal at DHS

 

-Obama Advisor Valerie Jarrett Caught Enriching Her Real Estate Holdings Using Insider Information

 

-Obama Loses Egypt and Libya to Radical Muslim Brotherhood

 

-Obama to Allow Iran to Develop Nuclear Weapons

 

-Obama Allowed US-Russia and US-China relations to Fall to New Low

 

-Obama Fosters Racial Hatred and Class Warfare

 

-Obama Refuses to Release Hidden School Records

 

 

“Oh no! Not ‘blockers!'”

 

 

“‘Blockers’? What the hell are ‘blockers?'”

 

 

“I don’t know, I never heard of them. The Democrat media must have made it up! Fareed Zarkawia broke the story, after plagiarizing it from somewhere.”

 

 

“They sound pretty bad. Well, that’s that — ya can’t get use blockers and expect to get elected president of the United States. Romney shoulda never picked that Sarah Palin as a running mate.

Obama 2012!”

“Hey Boehner, I thought Obama said you were still a lawn jockey. When did he tell ya you could put on long pants and stand upright?”

 

 

 

“Uh-oh, I forgot — back to the position. Now he’s going to yell at me. I just know it.”

 

 

 

“‘Blocker & Blocker‘ is the name of my accounting firm!  You know, now I’m sorry I agreed to letting the Democrats put the fix in the debates with those leftists hack ‘moderators.’ I tell ya: never again.”

 

 

 
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Dinner with Barack.

Published on August 23, 2012,

 

 

Can we take the money, instead?

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Sadly, these are true stories:

Published on August 23, 2012,

 

Valerie Jarrett, enriching herself with inside information:  Obama senior “adviser” Valerie Jarrett’s real-estate investment “jumped” in value between 2010 and 2011:

http://freebeacon.com/jarrett-towers/

“I advise you to scam me more money, is what I advise.”

 

 

Yet Another Ghostwriting Accusation Leveled at CNN’s and TIME Magazine’s Resident America-hater, Fareed Zakaria

http://observer.com/2012/08/ghostwriting-accusations-leveled-at-fareed-zakaria/

 “After all these years, this one asshole goes and destroys my reputation.”

 

 

US Secretary of Health and Human Service Secretary Katherine Sebelius: Decrease in Human Beings Will Cover Cost of Contraception Mandate

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/sebelius-decrease-human-beings-will-cover-cost-contraception-mandate

“If only the Fuhrer was alive to see this great day.”

 

 

Labor Department spends stimulus funds for ads during Olbermann, Maddow shows

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/aug/21/stimulus-funds-spent-obama-ads-olbermann-maddow/

Dumb.

and Dumber.

 And paid by YOU.


 

Reporter admits going easy on Obama adviser Axelrod to not hurt his feelings

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/20/reporter-admits-going-easy-on-obama-adviser-axelrod-to-not-hurt-his-feelings/

“Even I’m surprised how easy this has been.”

 

“If only I was alive to see this great day.”

 

 

 They could not have done any of it without you, Mr. Boner.

 

 

VOTE LIKE YOUR FUTURE

DEPENDS ON IT.

IT DOES.

 

 

 
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Squealing Pig V.P. Joseph Biden, Calls GOP ‘Squealing Pigs’:

Published on August 22, 2012,

 

“Yes, I called them squealing pigs!

And yes: I’m crazy!

There, I said it!

What are you gonna do about it, huh? I’ll have ya legs broken!”

 

 

 

We heard you loud and clear, Vice President Pig.  Start packing. And don’t forget your jacket:

 

 

 

“For God’s sake, can I please stand upright now?”

 
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President Contrivance

Published on August 21, 2012,

A quote that will be forever associated with the contrivance of ‘Barack Obama:’

 

Obama Campaign Manager Stephanie Cutter:

“Entertainment Tonight and People Magazine ‘Equally Important’ to Press Conferences”

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/08/19/obama-campaign-manager-entertainment-tonight-and-people-mag-equally-i

 

Madeleine ‘Not So Bright’ Albright campaigns for Obama:

“We’re going to blame Bush ‘forever'”

http://washingtonexaminer.com/madeleine-albright-campaigns-for-obama-were-going-to-blame-bush-forever/article/2505479#.UDOTcd1lREM

 

 

Air-head supreme:

 

 

 

“Don’t forget me — I’m a contrivance, too!

*hic!*

 

 

 
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WSJ: GAS PRICES TO SOAR

Published on August 21, 2012,

All part of the plan….

 

WALL STREET JOURNAL:

Think Gas Prices Are Bad Now?

Surge in Futures (19%+) and Cost of Oil Hasn’t Fully Shown Up at the Pump:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443713704577601443789481110.html?mod=ITP_moneyandinvesting_3

 

 

“$9 a gallon. just like in Europe!…”

– ‘Barack Obama,’ the greatest fraud in the history of the world.

 

 

High gas prices crippling European growth:

http://www.autoblog.com/2006/05/01/high-gas-prices-crippling-european-growth/

 

 

 
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‘Obama:’ The Greatest Fraud Ever Told:

Published on August 21, 2012,

‘Barack Obama’ will go down in history as the greatest fraud ever perpetrated upon an electorate.

 

Worse than the fraud itself, is America’s free press having conspired in so willingly.

 

Almost as worse, is the opposition party having enabled the fraud, by its own passivity.

 

 

 

The ignoramus, by his own words:

 

 

 “Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s.”

 

 “I’ve now been in 57 states I think one left to go.”

 

 “On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today.”

 

 “What they’ll say is, ‘Well it costs too much money,’ but you know what? It would cost, about. It it it would cost about the same as what we would spend. It. Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us. (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We’re going to. It. It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about hold on one second. I can’t hear myself. But I’m glad you’re fired up, though. I’m glad.”

 

 “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”

 

 “I bowled a 129. It’s like – it was like the Special Olympics, or something.”

 

 “The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who appointed them. And they are charged with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most difficult questions of our time.”

 

 “Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven’t had much sleep in the last 48 hours.”

 

 “It was interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing.”

 

 “I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”

 

“When I meet with world leaders, what’s striking — whether it’s in Europe or here in Asia…”

 

“We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad.”

 

“We’re not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that’s fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money. But, you know, part of the American way is, you know, you can just keep on making it if you’re providing a good product or providing good service. We don’t want people to stop, ah, fulfilling the core responsibilities of the financial system to help grow our economy.”

 

“One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world — Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard.”

 

“The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”
 
“UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.”

 

“The Cambridge police acted stupidly.”

 

“The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”

 

“It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of — I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing.”

 

“I didn’t want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances.”

 

‘You Can’t Just Make Stuff Up. That’s One Thing You Learn As President’

 

 

The news media’s pick:

 

 

 

“He sure fooled me. I even fooled me!

-Crazy Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of the position of House Speaker in 2010.

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Michael Bloomberg is nuts. Any argument?

Published on August 21, 2012,

Bloomberg: Make Immigrants Live in Detroit, If They ‘Survive 7 Years’ Make Them Citizens

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/bloomberg-make-immigrants-live-detroit-if-they-survive-7-years-make-them-citizens

 

Bloomberg: ‘Nobody Has Come Across the U.S.-Mexico Border in a Long Time’

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/bloomberg-nobody-has-come-across-us-mexico-border-long-time

 

 

“Now that‘s a funny guy!”

 

“Yeah!”

 
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Michelle Obama, and the Pledge of Allegiance:

Published on August 21, 2012,

 

 

 

A stroll down nightmare lane…

 
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You Didn’t Eat That! (Oh yes they did!)

Published on August 20, 2012,

Michelle “Shaped Like A Bell” Obama, The First Hippo-crite and Glutton, serves a greasy, fattening and sodium-laden lunch to children visiting the White House.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/first-lady-serves-cabbage-sloppy-joes-and-zucchini-fries-to-kids-for-state-dinner/article/2505429

 

While it is true that for the first time in her adult life, she is proud of fine American food, it is only so long as she’s the one eating it and someone else is paying for it.

 

 

This is the cheap and unhealthy meal that America’s cheap and unhealthy First Hippo-crite served: a greasy hamburger, greasy fried zucchini, salty pickles, sugary ketchup, a sugary desert (not in photo) and a piece of wood:

 

 

“What am I, supposed to give them the good food? That’s for me. They’re lucky they got that piece of wood in there.

And when I leave, I’m taking everything — all of it. Even the rotten stuff.”

 

 

 

 

“Just so you peons know: it’s okay when ‘we’ do it. Not you.

Verstehen Sie??

-Megalomaniac Michael Bloomberg, nannyfuhrer of New  York

 

 

 
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Obama’s Latest Ambassador of Stupidity, Spike Lee, Says ‘Obama Will Do Whatever He Wants In Second Term’

Published on August 20, 2012,

 

Uh, isn’t Obama doing whatever he wants in his first term?

 

 

 

“That’s absolutely correct. As I have said, as

long as I am the House Squeaker, I will never

give up on this president: first term, second term,

third term — hell, even even his fifth term.

I shall squeak on.”

Obama enabler and Squeaker of the House John Boehner, a vain coward of historic proportions.

 

 
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Nancy ‘The Prune’ Pelosi Mocks Paul Ryan’s Body, On Useful-idiot Jimmy Falon’s Show

Published on August 19, 2012,

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/aug/18/pelosi-fallon-joke-about-ryans-abs/

 

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, venturing into late-night comedy with a visit to NBC’s “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on Friday. When asked for her thoughts on Paul Ryan, the Wisconsin congressman that Mitt Romney has picked for his running mate, Mrs. Pelosi said: “I don’t really know him well because I’ve never been to the gym.”

 

 

WAAAAA-HAAAA!!!!!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEE- HAWWH!!…  HEE- HAWWH!!

 

 

(Whew… sorry. We continue:)

 

Mr. Ryan is well known in Washington circles for his pre-dawn House gym workouts.  Mr. Fallon egged-on the longtime California congresswoman, asking if she’d seen her House colleague shirtless.

“Oh please,” she said.

 

 

WAAAAA-HAAAA!!!!!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEE- HAWWH!!…  HEE- HAWWH!!

 

 

 

“You know, I did at one time consider a career in comedy. I remember the first time I saw the cover of Don Rickles’ album, ‘Hello Dummy’ — I couldn’t help feel Rickles was reaching out to me in some psychic manner. Unfortunately I got side-tracked by my first botched plastic surgery, after the wrong parts came in the mail. So I had to put the comedy idea on hold. But I did call Rickles before tonight’s show, and I ran my Ryan jokes by him. He said, ‘Nancy, now I know why there is handicap parking in front of every gym. I could never figure it out, until you called.’ He’s funny. But I did finally get my opportunity to make a supreme clown of myself during the two years I was Speaker of the House — so the ‘Hello Dummy’ thing may not have been too far out after all. So Jimmy, you want to see my abs?  Here, see?… How about my boobs?  — Come on, take a peek…”

 

“Jimmy? Where are you going?…

 

Jimmy?….

 

Where’d he go?….”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“BLEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!………

 

BLEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!……

 

Oh God!…. BLEEHHH!!… Oh my God!….

 

— BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!….”

 

 

(MUSIC UP: Fallon’s misogynist band plays the song “Lying Ass Bitch” they are so fond of playing to women on Fallon’s show)

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Wish this was a joke, but it’s not: MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD CRUCIFYING OPPONENTS IN EGYPT

Published on August 18, 2012,

 

Here we go again:

 

THIS is what a lunatic named Obama and a drunk named Hillary Clinton have wrought:

 

MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD IN EGYPT ‘CRUCIFIES’ (literally) OPPONENTS; ATTACKS SECULAR MEDIA

http://www.algemeiner.com/2012/08/16/muslim-brotherhood-crucifies-opponents-attacks-secular-media/

 

Here, the victim is shown having been ‘scourged’ (whipped to near death, as is part of the torture ritual of Crucifixion) but rescued before he could be nailed to a cross by racial Muslims, who gained power with the help of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

 

A Sky News Arabic correspondent in Cairo confirmed that protestors belonging to the Muslim Brotherhood crucified those opposing Egyptian President Muhammad Morsi, nailing victims naked onto trees in front of the presidential palace, while still abusing others. Likewise, Muslim Brotherhood supporters locked the doors of the media production facilities of 6-October [a major media region in Cairo], where they proceeded to attack several popular journalists.

http://www.algemeiner.com/2012/08/16/muslim-brotherhood-crucifies-opponents-attacks-secular-media/

 

 

Yesterday, a Christian convert was ritually murdered in Tunisia by Muslim authorities. The video is below.

 

While this is very graphic stuff, but is as important to watch as the films of the Nazi concentration camps victims after their liberation by the Allies in World War II:

 

 

 

“Visions of my second term, all right.”

Liberal activist Nat Hentoff, former Publisher of the Village Voice, said of Barack Obama in 2009: “I think Obama is possibly the most dangerous and destructive president we have ever had”

http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/08/the-village-voice-is-dead-long-live-nat-hentoff/

 

 

 “Hmmfromfpheoroopumphffff… Where’s Huma?…”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

One of the dumbest human beings to ever fly in an airplane, sober or not.

 

 

Huma responds:

“I wish I had grounds to argue with you, but I don’t.
I wish my husband wasn’t a pervert, but he is. (And with everyone but me!)
 I wish my pervert husband didn’t look like Bevis, from the Bevis and Butthead cartoons. But he does.
I wish my own head wasn’t shaped like a NASCAR oval. But it is.
I wish nobody knew that my immediate family is openly tied to the most vile of terrorists. But they do.
I wish I had a wishing-well, but I don’t.
Why are you harassing me? I am the de facto Secretary of State of the United States, damn you”

De facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin, and her pervert husband, flasher Anthony “I Show My” Weiner.

 

 

 

 
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NO JOKE: DEPT. OF “HOME-GIRL SECURITY” SCANDAL WIDENS

Published on August 18, 2012,

 

Feel secure?

 

NOW can you undersand what is happening inside our military, and why the suicide rate among our soldiers has risen to epidemic numbers?

 

Could you ever imagine something this dangerous and this bizarre ever happening in a Romney-Ryan administration?

 

NAPOLITANO’S  DEPT. OF HOMEGIRL SECURITY IS FALLING APART AS THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT CLAIMS AND THE SCOPE OF THE PROBE (NO PUN INTENDED) INTO HER DEPT. WIDENS:

 

 

DHS Sex Scandal Widens; ICE Chief Goes on Leave

http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/08/15/dhs-sex-scandal-widens-ice-chief-goes-on-leave/

 

The accusations:

-DHS run like a frat-house

-Hiring and promotion discrimination against, and hostile work environment towards male employees

-Lewd conduct inside the agency

-Schriro hired solely because of her ‘personal relationship’ with Napolitano — she had no law enforcement experience, and was not qualified for her high position (Sounds like Michelle Obama’s no-show job at $300,000+ per year as a ‘hospital administrator’ back in Chicago, doesn’t it?)

-Heavy drinking

-Lewd messages

-Offers of oral sex

 

 

Meet Suzanne Barr, (no relation to Rosanne Barr, but apparently just as crude) Chief of Staff at the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. She’s on ‘leave’ right now.

“Hey girls, you want oral sex? DHS can and will provide it, along with a bourbon! We called it the ‘Napolitano Doubleshot’ “

 

 

Meet Dora Schriro. She used to work at the Department of Homeland Security under Janet Napolitano. She currently oversees prisons in Michael Bloomberg’s New York.

“I @#$%’ed Janet Napolitano, and all I got was this lousy job — paying hundreds of thousands of dollars per year — doing something I’m not qualified to do! (Though I did get a lot of limo rides from Bloomberg.)”

 

 

 THE DETAILS:

Both Barr and Schriro are named offenders in the growing sex scandal within Napolitano’s Department of Homeland Security. DHS has gone from angrily denying that it has a sex scandal, to putting government workers on “voluntary” leave.
The top Homeland Security official accused of cultivating a “frat-house”-style work environment has “voluntarily placed herself on leave” amid an internal review, the department told FoxNews.com late Tuesday evening — just hours after FoxNews.com contacted the agency about new allegations against her.
The official, Suzanne Barr, is chief of staff for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Two more ICE employees came forward this week to complain about “lewd” conduct inside the agency, submitting sworn affidavits that depict graphic comments made by two top officials working under DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano.
The affidavits were given as part of a discrimination and retaliation suit filed earlier this year by James T. Hayes Jr., the head of the New York office for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Dora Schriro was allegedly hired and promoted because of her personal relationship with the DHS secretary.
While Napolitano is named as the sole defendant, Hayes’ suit focuses on Barr and Dora Schriro, who joined DHS in February 2009, five months after Hayes was promoted to director of ICE Detention and Removal Operations.
Hayes claims Schriro, who was brought on as a special adviser to Napolitano, was not qualified for the job because she lacked law enforcement experience. Hayes maintained Schriro enjoyed a “long-standing relationship” with Napolitano, and soon pushed him aside “because of this relationship (with Napolitano) and because he was not female,” the suit says.
A look at Schriro’s official bio shows that she does indeed have no real law enforcement experience. She has headed prison systems, and done her best, again according to her own bio, to benefit unions.
She has also co-led sentencing seminars at the law schools of St. Louis University and Arizona State University, spearheaded passage of the nation’s first Restorative Justice legislation and established offices of crime victim services and labor relations in the State correctional systems in Missouri and Arizona. Her efforts on behalf of the workforce yielded appreciable pay increases and increased representation. (emphases added)
The unions involved are the AFSCME and AFGE, both of which are part of the AFL-CIO universe. AFGE is the union that’s bringing Big Labor into the Transportation Security Administration. The unionization of the airport gropers is happening despite Democrat promises to never unionize that agency, at the time of said agency’s creation. It has been said before but is worth mentioning again, unionization of all government workers should be banned, and Democrat promises should always be understood to be insincere and come with expiration dates. Schriro is but one of many examples of Democrats using their government positions to assist Big Labor, which in turn puts money into Democrat party coffers. In any other setting such actions would be flagged for conflict of interest and would be considered corrupt.
But I digress. Let’s take a look at Suzanne Barr. According to the widening scandal, she has an aggressive streak.
In the newly emerging affidavits, one of the employees claimed that in October 2009, while in a discussion about Halloween plans, the individual witnessed Barr turn to a senior ICE employee and say: “You a sexy” (expletive deleted).
“She then looked at his crotch and asked, ‘How long is it anyway?’” according to the affidavit.
The account said Parmer and Barr were “drinking heavily” at the house of the deputy chief of mission for the U.S. Embassy there. It said Parmer took the BlackBerry of another employee, Peter Vincent, and sent “lewd messages” to Barr.
The affidavit went on to say: “During this party, Suzanne Barr approached me and offered to” perform oral sex.
How did Suzanne Barr get to the top of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement administration? She worked for Napolitano in Arizona. But not in any law enforcement capacity.
Ms. Barr came to ICE in January 2009. Before becoming chief of staff, she served in then-Governor Janet Napolitano’s office, working as deputy director and director of legislative affairs. As director of legislative affairs, Ms. Barr was responsible for the governor’s legislative agenda and oversaw the legislative proposals of all state agencies. She also served as the governor’s policy advisor on law enforcement issues, overseeing all state law enforcement agencies.
Basically, she did whatever Napolitano told her to do. That landed her the job that, among other things, is supposed to oversee our border security, enforce immigration law, fight terrorism, fight smuggling, and so forth. No experience necessary, apparently.
Feel secure?

http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/08/15/dhs-sex-scandal-widens-ice-chief-goes-on-leave/

 

 

“Hey, don’t forget me in all the drinking and sex! Huma baby, where are you??”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton, humping unknown cabaret singer in South Africa

 

 

Once again, de facto Secretary of State, Huma Abedin gets wind of Hillary Clinton’s buffoonery:

 
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An Arab Springsteen? Not quite!

Published on August 18, 2012,

 

Unlike bigoted @#$%’s Carlos Santana, Elvis Costello, Roger Waters and Annie Lennox, Bruce Springsteen has refused to boycott the Jewish state, and will be performing there in the summer of 2013.

 

http://igoogledisrael.com/2011/11/now-its-the-boss-bruce-springsteen-lines-up-a-concert-in-israel/

 

 

Note to Carlos Santana: useful idiots like you have got to change your evil ways, baby.

@#$% idiot Carlos Santana, proudly showing off his idol, a mass-murderer of political prisoners, Che Guevara.

Here are some products this terrorist-aficionado endorses, that in good conscience you might want to stay away from:

 

– Casa Noble Tequila

– Paul Reed Smith (PRS) Guitars

 

 

 

 

“Where’s Israel? Where those Jews

live, right?  *hic!*  I never liked Jews.

I never liked Springsteen, either.

Did someone just say ‘tequila?

And where’s Amos & Andy today — y’all?'”

*burp!*

US Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

 

 

 
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TheFineReport: 2,500,000+ hits

Published on August 18, 2012,

 

 

4 Months, 2,500,000+ hits

 

 

We continue to be the #1 source for the finest in low-brow entertainment.

 

 

 

“Ain’t dat da troof.”

– Race-baiter, anti-Semite, MSNBC host and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton

 

 
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Fox News: Organ Trafficking on the Rise in the United States:

Published on August 17, 2012,

The main brokers of organs tend to be local organized crime groups and corrupt officials on the local level and doctors, independent transplant coordinators and transnational organized crime syndicates on the international stage.

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/08/16/organ-trafficking-on-rise-in-united-states/?test=latestnews

 

 

“I sold one of my balls to buy four new tires for my Mercedes.

But it turned out I only got enough money to buy three.

So I had to sell my other nut. All this happened at a place near the Golden Gate Bridge.

So, as the old Tony Bennett song might say: ‘I Left My Balls In San Francisco.’

Perhaps this explains my behavior as the Squeaker of the House.”

-The ball-less Squeaker of the House, John Boehner

 

 

 “Well, you can call me a satisfied repeat customer! What a bargain — they were hardly used at all.  He must have really needed tires.”

-Dept. of Homeland Security head Janet Napolitano, now embroiled in a sex discrimination scandal in the department she heads.

 

 

 

Secretary of Home-Girl Security Janet Napolitano has been accused of sexual harassment and discrimination against employees.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/12/tagblogsfindlawcom2012-freeenterprise-idUS100993432920120812

 

“The claims are unfondled unfounded!”

 
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White House says Obama will stick with Joe “Amos & Andy” Biden as running mate!

Published on August 17, 2012,

 

“Oh well. Back to the sauce.”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

 

 

 
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Hillary, Amos & Andy

Published on August 17, 2012,

 

“I hopes y’all has da vision to votes for me as V.P., and forgets all dat crooked stuff and  lyin’ I did in da past. God bless da America we is trying to create! I will gets da people workin again! We got a lot of dem chil’ren who don’t know what work means. Dey think work is a four-letter word! But take for instance, dat Mahatma Gandhi — he ran a gas station down in St. Louis — and den he became da great leader in da 20th century! So if you puts me in da White House, we is gonna take things away from you all on behalf of da common good! — Because, we is da president!”

 

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2010/01/code_black.html

 

-The insane Hillary Clinton, without alcohol to put her in ‘smiling idiot’ mode.

 

(NO JOKE: The above dialogue was culled near-verbatim from statements made by Hillary Clinton)

 

 

 

 

Hearing of all this, de facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin jumps into action:


 
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Hillary Clinton Enters Rehab in Preparation to Replace Joe Biden (of Amos & Andy fame):

Published on August 16, 2012,

 

 

Hillary Clinton today entered an Alcoholics Annonymous program at an undisclosed location in preparation to replace Joe “Amos & Andy” Biden as Barry Obama’s running mate. “I was stupid in choosing a fool like Biden,” said Obama. “And I’m even more stupid in choosing a drunken fool like Clinton. But that’s how I roll.”

 

No just any lush: but an incompetent lush!

 

 

 

“Boy, talk about needing a little ‘hair of the dog’…”

-Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

 

 

De facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin jumps into action!

 

 

 

 
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