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Every Picture Tells A Story

Published on May 7, 2012,

Of course, some stories you want to know more than others.


-Fashion icon Rod Stewart, telling a story about something to his right.


Good News from Our Friends in London: Mayor Re-elected

Published on May 7, 2012,

London re-elects conservative Mayor Johnson; rejects anti-Semitic leftist candidate

(Have you finally noticed that ‘anti-Semitic’ and ‘leftist’ go hand-in-hand?)





Shades of 1932

Published on May 7, 2012,

Harbinger of civil war in France:


More Than One Quarter of Jews in France Want To Leave; First time since Nazis took power in Germany


Some 82 percent of respondents say anti-Semitism is a serious problem in France and 78 percent say it has deepened in the past few years.


Moreover, 38 percent of respondents say they personally have been the targets of anti-Semitic incidents, and 58 percent say they know friends or relatives who have been singled out.


Only 30 percent say they don’t know anyone who has experienced some form of anti-Semitism.


“Most of those who are thinking of leaving — 64 percent — have been victims of anti-Semitism, whether physical attacks, verbal assaults or some other form of anti-Jewish behavior.



Frightening stuff from The Gloved One?

– Did Google’s anti-Semitic search results aide a leftist in getting elected to office in France?



– Google CEO Larry Page?
– Is Obama-pal Page an anti-Semite?


See our previous post, ‘Frightening Stuff From The Gloved One’




Truth really is funnier than fiction – and much scarier

Published on May 7, 2012,

‘Bark’ Obama’s defense secretary, Leon Panetta, said this:


Climate Change Has ‘Dramatic Impact on National Security’

“Rising sea levels, severe droughts, the melting of the polar caps, the more frequent and devastating natural disasters all raise demand for humanitarian assistance and disaster relief.”



“What the f-ck is this guy talking about?  I mean, seriously: what f-cking planet does this guy think he’s living on? Earth? Is he sure? …Wait — this dipsh-t is in charge of what?!”

-Former U.S. Senator Blutto Blutarsky


The March of the Sell-Outs at “Saturday Night Live”

Published on May 7, 2012,

We know that the American television company NBC, owned by General Electric — itself run by Obama-hack Jeffery Immelt — is in the bag for the nose-picker-in-chief, willing to fake news reporting and pervert entertainment programming for political ends. But the performers and writers on NBC’s Saturday Night Live have let themselves become hacks, and quite honestly, frauds, and part of an historical scam, willing to sell-out not just their profession, but their country.


If they had any integrity, they’d quit. But they have sold out, and they remain passive, to be used like puppets.


‘Artists,’ they are not. Sell-outs, they are.


Their second greatest sin: they aren’t funny.



NBC’s Kills ‘SNL’ Skit Mocking Barack Obama for His Continual Bragging About Bin Laden Raid



Mr. Sell-out himself,  the pathetic and unfunny Obama-imitator, Fred Armisen:

Laments Armisen: “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a sell-out bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.”


Published on May 6, 2012,


In case you haven’t been following the story, the Australian Speaker of the House, Peter Slipper (see posts below for fun things we did with his name) is under fire for personal spending on taxi cabs, and for purported acts of sexual harrassment. 
(Compared to what’s going on in the current American government, this guy should be made Prime Minister.)


In the most recent development, Deputy Opposition Leader Julie Bishop has made the following sexual harrassment charge against The Slipper:


“Then he snuck up behind me and he grabbed my ass, like this!  Then he banged his crotch into my butt, like this!  Then he said, ‘It’s good to be the Speaker,’ like this!”


-Deputy Opposition Leader Julie Bishop, like this.





For more Peter Slipper fun:








Don’t give us your ‘Holier than thou’ attitude, okay? You thought it was funny when Mel Brooks did it:


“It’s good to be the King!”

– Mel Brooks, as Louis XVI of France, in his 1981 film ‘History of the World,’ after just having just banged his crotch into a surprised hand-maiden’s butt.


“Time wounds all heels*”

Published on May 6, 2012,

Go Brazil!!


Brazillian Actress Kicks George Soros’ Ass:


– Adriana Ferreyr sues radical leftist and former Nazi collaborator George Soros for $50 million for welching on sex-for-apartment deal



-Ferreyr, on left. Heel, on right.




“That’s it baby! — Don’t take any sh-t from that cheap America-hating, Nazi bastard!!”

-Former U.S. Senator Blutto Blutarsky


*For those among you who do not know the original phrase that our headline is a play on, it is, “Time heals all wounds.” Eesh.


The Way-Back Machine – America, the year 2000: “Step away from the closet!”

Published on May 6, 2012,

“All right, kid — drop the adult, or I’ll blow your f-ing brains out!”


American freedom, Clinton-style: Federal SWAT agent under orders of then Democrat U.S. president Bill Clinton’s attorney general, Janet Reno (meaning, under orders from Clinton), to drag Elián González — an escapee, along with his mother, from communist Cuba —  out from his American relative’s arms for deportation back to Fidel Castro.




“I remember that kid killing my buzz, just like that blind Chinaman is doing now….hic!”

– U.S. Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Clinton, once laughably known as ‘America’s smartest woman,’ who in 2000 was married to then-president Bill Clinton, and was probably then as big a lush as she is now. She is currently known as ‘American’s drunkest woman.’




Published on May 6, 2012,



The first time around, without a shot fired, France surrenders in 1940 to the Farting* Fuhrer of Nazi Germany and Benito Mussolini of Facist italy:


 (*Just as ‘Bark’ Obama picks his nose in public, Hitler had his own problem – farting:  http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/washington-secrets/2012/05/docs-reveal-hitler-farted-received-sex-injections-craved-cocaine)



Hitler, rubbing the French surrender in France’s face, steps down from the location of the French surrender, in the same rail car Germany signed its own surrender papers at the end of World War One:


Hitler and friends on tour in conquered Paris:


Hitler breaks wind as he leaves Paris, just for good measure.


This is what it feels like the very moment you’ve realized you’ve lost your freedom. That very moment. And this picture from Europe wasn’t taken that long ago, folks:



Remember this ugly, and very-telling incident?



Well, we knew France getting its act together was too good to last.

Things are going to get very, very bad in France,  very, very soon.


But it’s not too late for the U.S.  We have one shot left, and it’s on November 2nd, 2012.

– One last chance. And we’re lucky we have it.


In the meantime, here’s the bad news for the free world:


Sarkozy Loses To Socialist Candidate

New leader promises to tax the rich and big corporations rather than cut spending, and to lower the retirement age from 62 to 60.


(In other words, France will destroy itself, as did Greece, and as ‘Bark’ Obama is trying to do to the U.S., with the handing out of vote-getting entitlements no nation on Earth can ever hope to be able pay for, in any citizen’s lifetime, born now or anytime in the future.)





-Michelle Obama, America’s Ambassador of Bad-Will, giving he stink-eye to French president Sarkozy’s wife, Carla.

‘Bark’ Obama Reality-Check

Published on May 6, 2012,

The nose-picking fraud is going to go down in a landslide, rivaling Ronald Reagan’s victory against then-U.S. presidential fiasco Jimmy Carter:


-Going down, Obama-style




How Mitt Romney’s Campaign Put A Damper On Obama’s Big Day



-Recent Obama sold-out event  (the chairs shown here were each required to  buy a ticket)


Gallup Poll: Romney Ahead



Things Not Looking Good For race-baiters Obama, Jackson, And Sharpton



29.7 Million Seek Work (Let’s make it 29,700.001)



Obama Abolishes the Press Conference (running for his life)



Obama under fire over collapse of Chen communist China dissident deal 



“Him again? This guy is starting to kill my buzz.”

-Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Clinton


Obama Praises Nazi Supporter in Jewish Heritage Month Proclamation




But he won’t go down without first trying to shred the Constitution:


Obama administration urges freer access to cellphone records



Obama seeks more than 1,700 secret warrants




And finally, there’s this suicidal a-hole:


Boehner: ‘One in three chance’ House Republicans could lose majority


-GOP House Speaker John Boehner, suidical a-hole.



Published on May 6, 2012,



The Fine Report has the exclusive on the letter:


“Dear Sh-thead:


“You vulgar little maggot. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. Like herpes! I would rather kiss a slug than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Even though I have nothing against weasels, and apologize for insulting nice weasels. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.


“You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beast who gave birth to you and then killed herself in recognition of what she had done. Your daddy was a bastard, your mamma was a whore, and you wouldn’t be here if the rubber hadn’t tore. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.


“You have all the appeal of the boogers you keep pulling from your nose in public. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?


“You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.


“May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. Just like bread mold. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. Just like hobos, or 10-year-old futons. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. And I like calling you ignoramus too. Monkeys look down on you. Sheep won’t have sex with you- only trash such as yourself (you did manage to find one). Sorry to the sheep that consider themselves to have higher standards. In fact, I’m pretty sure sheep only have sex with sheep, when given the option.


“You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?


“You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You call yourself a dancer? You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. Politely speaking, you are a pot hole. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meat-slapper. On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. Well you remind me of stinky diapers.


“You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of a used condom. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.


“You are a fiend and a coward, and you have toe jam. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away forever.


“I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. Rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. So stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Because of you, stupid has gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.


“And you DO NOT speak for me. And I will not stand for your use and abuse of my brethren the SEALS. You have never spoken for me, nor will you ever speak for me.”


For Liberty, and may all dogs avoid your kitchen,
(Name withheld)




“I’m feeling a little more positive today about this country, knowing a guy with these kind of balls still exists.

-Former U.S. Senator Blutto Blutarsky


EMERGENCY EMAIL FROM ARGENTINA — And Introducing “Jack, Have Gun Did Travel”

Published on May 5, 2012,


We received an email from someone in the town of Mendoza, Argentina. It was labeled , “Emergency!”


It was a question:
“Hey man, I’m drunk in Mendoza, Argentina, and about to get lucky — I need a condom! Where I can get one quick? What do I do if I can’t get one?”


Before we address the question, it is important to first know this: the resources of The Fine Report spread very far,  and very, very wide.  Underestimate them at your peril.


That said, the message, for whatever reason, piqued our interest. So we contacted the one man we knew in the world who could not only make more sense of it, but fill in the entire picture behind it. His name is Jack, and his handle is “Have Gun, Did Travel” (his name must remain confidential, to protect the guilty). Yes, Jack was a bit of an outlaw in his early days, with adventures throughout the far corners of the Earth. He later gave up his nomadic life to settle into a career as a medical professional and an investor. Today, Jack is a very comfortable semi-retired investor, married to a hot babe, and is a generous patron of the arts. His life experiences make Keith Richards’ look like Justin Beibers’. And, we assure you, he makes The Worlds Most Interesting Man from the Dos Equis beer commercial look like a nerd. He states he no longer needs to travel outside America to experience the Third World.


This is Jack, in earlier days, his face intentionally obscured. (Or he’s had a welder’s mask built into his cowboy hat. We’re not sure which. We were too intimidated to ask):



Jack is so hot that he was the first person Facebook reached-out to when they officially announced their recent Organ Donation Program. (Reason shown below):

-And nor is Jack is wearing a fake nose in this picture (on his face)  — he says it’s just a different graphic used to protect his identity. We now know he did not have a welder’s mask built into his cowboy hat.



Eager to help a guy in trouble, Jack agreed to not merely analyze the question, but to provide a thoughtful answer as well. Take it away, Jack:


Dear “Traveler:
Yes, I believe you are a traveler. And from your location in Mendoza, Argentina (where wine is produced) you’re probably drunk enough to want to pop the local hooker. It might even be the same hooker I once popped. (Is her name Anita by any chance? Anita Dunn?) Traveler, you in a good position (hopefully not a sexual position, at least not yet). Argentina, while decidedly Catholic, is also heavily influenced by the passions of Italy, where most Argentinians can trace their their family history to.  People in Argentina are notorious for eating dinner late and having a lot of wine with dinner, especially in that Mendoza area.  If you had planned ahead, you could have just stopped into the local pharmacy and bought condoms. But being you’re in a situation where you have a couple balls in the air (literally) you’re probably desperate, drunk, but still sane enough to have a sense of self-preservation. (My kind of guy!) What I suggest you do is go into this babe’s kitchen (I’m assuming it’s a babe; if not, same advice applies) and grab a Zip-Lock baggie.  Think I’m crazy, do ya? Not only have I used few of these in questionable sexual situations (I went through a whole box once during an orgy), but I found you can also get your balls into them, too — those puppies need to be protected from STDs as well.  But see if she has thinner sandwich-type bags, because I found that using a freezer-type bag feels like you’re wearing an aluminum cigar tube on your you-know-what. No use taking any unnecessary chances, my friend – at least not with something as trite as this. In the morning you can rinse the bag out and use it to keep your lunch fresh. (Remember Traveler: you are in the Third World.)  Hey man, this was fun. It brought back a lot of fond memories that marriage, my conscience and a variety of international laws made me think I had better forget about. So if you guys — and gals — have any questions about sex, dope or money, I think I’d be willing to answer another one. And remember: I no longer travel. But I still have the gun.
Have Gun, Did Travel



Jack can be reached through the Editor, at thefinereport.com


Copyright 2012 TheFineReport



COMING in SEPTEMBER: The biggest moron to ever hold elected office, L.A. Mayor Villaraigosa, will be HEADLINING at the Democrat National Convention!

Published on May 5, 2012,



Actual Los Angeles Magazine cover story:


Los Angeles Mag: “Antonio Villaraigosa a ‘failure’ as mayor”



-This, is the Democrat party’s flagship Latino. His real name: Tony Villar.


Attention all non-corrupt media outlets with a sense of humor: this guy is the biggest jackass since…Jackass!  There is a lot of fun to be had at this putz’s expense, so start preparing. He is considered an absolute joke in Los Angeles.


These two radio guys (John and Ken) have well-earned career lampooning him (you can listen to them on the Internet:)




Just how pathetically inept and corrupt is this guy? This bad: he’s a Hillary Clinton intimate! She chose him as a national co-chair of her failed presidential campaign.


A former ‘community organizer,’ he is as great a contrivance as ‘Barack Hussein Obama’  or ‘American’s smartest woman, Hillary Clinton.’


Don’t miss out on the fun – start preparing!



“‘Veeah’ who?…  Oh, that guy…  Speaking of Mexicans, how about another Margarita?”

U.S. Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton




Published on May 5, 2012,












– Penniless when he was elected U.S. Senator of Massachusetts (Democrat), Kerry has magically amased a fortune of $193,000,000.00!


– Now the richest member of the Senate!


–  Has well-documented history of investing in companies that would benefit from his vote in the Senate!


– Conveniently timed and highly profitable trades coinciding privileged information of passage of major legislation!


-Invested millions in scam ‘green energy’ companies that benefited from the Obama’s subsidizing with taxpayer dollars!


– His ‘green’ companies received a $646 million taxpayer-guaranteed loan in 2011 ; created only 20 permanent jobs; other ‘green’ company received a $529 million federal loan guarantee in 2010!


– His government loans made possible by 2009 stimulus bill, which Kerry “played a key role” in crafting, designed to offer federal support for his ‘green’ energy projects!


– Kerry has hundreds of thousands of dollars invested in venture capital firm run prominent Obama donor who served on the Obama’s scam ‘Economy Recovery Advisory Board!’


– Was one of 10 Senators to use inside information to trade financial stocks after emergency 2008 meeting between Treasury Secretary, Federal Reserve chairman and leading members of Congress!


 – Used inside information to  load up on pharmaceutical stocks; took bribes and kickbacks and payoffs of $80 billion to help ‘make the bill work!’


– Used inside information to buy shares of ResMed, a company which surged more than 70 percent after the Obamacare passage!


– Used inside information to sell stock in health care insurance providers, which were deemed big losers under the new law!


– Has millions of dollars invested in funds operated by some of his largest campaign donors!


– Helped secure a $3.5 billion windfall for prominent campaign donor!


– Kerry’s controversial financial  activity STEALING  could complicate his recently announced role as a top surrogate for Obama’s reelection campaign!


– Obama repeatedly sought to blame wealthy investors such as Kerry for precipitating the financial crisis of 2008!


– Kerry expressed sympathy for the controversial “Occu-Poop” movement, which has become notorious for advocating and carrying out vandalism against large banks and investment firms!





-Former U.S. Senator Blutto Blutarsky


“SIEG — ‘braaaaap!!’ — HEIL!”

Published on May 4, 2012,

Documents reveal Adolph Hitler farted uncontrollably due to his vegetarian diet


-The Nazi symbol, now to be forever known as the “Fartstika.”




“That’s completely disgusting!”

-Contrivance, dog-eater and current president of the U.S. ‘Bark’ Obama


“Ewww.. It really is!”

–  Contrived ‘American’s smartest woman,’ incompetent current Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Clinton



“Hitler should have done what I do when I have bad gas: bring a couple of Great Danes in the house, and blame it on them.”

– Former Speaker of the House and notorious windbag, Democrat Crazy Nancy Pelosi


Blind Chinese’s Dissident’s Pleas Ignored by U.S. Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Clinton

Published on May 4, 2012,

Chen Guangcheng, the blind Chinese dissident who took refuge in the U.S. embassy, hoped Secretary of Inebriation Hillary Clinton would rescue him. “My fervent hope is that it would be possible for me and my family to leave for the U.S. on Hillary Clinton’s plane.”




“Fervent wha?… What plane? Oh, that plane…. How about another vodka, plain.
And hurry it up, will ya?…


“Whattaya mean, he’s blind?   So what does he want from me?  Get him a cane or something…. hic!…'”


-United States Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton




“This a–wipe is Secretary of WHAT?? 

“And they once called ME stupid and drunk?? 

“No sh-t, man! — what’s happened to this place?!”

-Former U.S. Senator Blutto Blutarsky


Obama Shrugs-Off Disappointing Jobs Number

Published on May 4, 2012,



“What do I care? Me and my family, we’re living large, and so are my friends.  I got the all the major news networks shilling for me, and have half the nation on food stamps and whathaveyou. I could play golf 96 times and no one would care. I could get caught lying about my entire life story, and no one would care.  I could pick my nose up to my friggin’ first knuckle at a press conference – and eat it – and no one would care.


“So why would I care about a thing like a ‘jobs report.’ I’ll  blame it on Bush, and let the New York Times, NBC and CNN take it from there.  My planned destruction of the U.S. economic system continues unchallenged.  Life is so good for me, even my snot seems to be tasting better. “



– Photo of his eating of the end-product has merciflly been omitted.




“It’s true. His snot has been tasting a little better. Not that I’m so thrilled about being covered with it after kissing his hand, but you know, it could be worse. (You should have tasted it a year ago.)  Now, if he only did something about his ass, kissing it would be so much less horrendous.”


-U.S. House Speaker John Boehner, incompetent, coward, hack and ass-kisser.



“But not a snitch!”



Unemployment Rate ‘Drops’ — The Professor Weighs In

Published on May 4, 2012,

‘Lowering the unemployment rate by destroying the job market.’

 By Professor Allison D. Papalopolopolis.


Hey there!


Once again the jobs report is ‘worse than expected.’ Well, well, what a surprise. But somehow the unemployment rate released by the Obama administration today is ‘only 8.1%’. Yeah, right. That makes about as much sense racism causing global warming. These days, the unemployment rate is propaganda (a lie, let’s face it) blabbered by Barack Obama. The reason for this  ‘lower rate’ is that the less people who look for work, the lower the ‘unemployment rate’ will be. Duh! Now think about this: the number of people ‘leaving’ the labor force has just increased by 522,000. Of course the ‘unemployment rate’ is going to decrease if less people are looking for work and don’t report they can’t find a job! Double-duh!


So, to all you 88,000,000 Americans not working, I’ll say this: you really can vote yourself a job and a future  this November.  If you think things are bad now, wait until the full Obamacare taxes and regulations start kicking in right after the November election. (Pretty convenient, huh?)


Don’t trade your future and your childrens’ futures for  a free cell phone, food stamps and some marginal free health care. It’s a crappy deal, and you wouldn’t buy it at K-Mart, if they were crazy enough to sell it.


Heck, if this communist lunatic is re-elected, I’m moving to Canada. (Though hopefully that won’t be necessary, because if history is any judge Barack Obama is going to lose the presidential election by a landslide. Nonetheless, the damage he continues to do will take many, many years to correct.)


So gang, that concludes my thesis, ‘lowering the unemployment rate by destroying the job market.’ Until next time!


Last thing: I cannot find a very important purple sticky-note I put someplace, and I’ve been looking for it for weeks.  It’s driving me crazy. If you see it, please let me know, because if Obama is reelected, I won’t be able to move to Canada without it.



To read Professor Papalopolopolis’ C.V.:




Professor Papalopolopolis can be reached through The Fine Report, care of the editor: thefinereport@gmail.com

Copyright 2012 The Fine Report



“I need attention, too.”

Published on May 4, 2012,


“I gave the night editor a choice: keep working, or come to bed. Which do you think he’ll do?”



“Goodnight everyone.”




Is THIS the ‘girlfriend?’

Published on May 4, 2012,

The ‘girlfriend’ in William Ayers’ ‘Obama’s’ book, “Dreams of My Father??????”


-The woman once thought to be Elizabeth Warren’s Aunt Shirley is now suspected of being the former object of ‘Bark’ Obama’s youthful passions.



BREAKING: Crazy Elizabeth Warren Is Part Black, Too!

Published on May 3, 2012,

Not only is Harvard lunatic and Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren 1/320,000 American Indian (“Someone told me my grandmother had high cheek bones — and feathers!”).


But it turns out she is also part black:


“Someone told me my Aunt Shirley had rhythm!”


– A photo, purportedly of Elizabeth Warren’s Aunt Shirley at what was then known as a ‘sock hop,’ circa 1955.




“Who is this Elizabeth Warren psycho dipsh-t?!  Just what the f-ck is going on around here?!”

– Guest commentator Blutto Blutarsky



Painting Sold for $119.9 Million US

Published on May 3, 2012,

Edvard Munch’s 1895 ‘The Scream’ sold for $119,900,000 US in record art auction

“Sure, I’m glad I won. But you think for that kind of money, they would have thrown in a nicer frame.”
-Comment by buyer



BUT– through a special offer with The Fine Report, our readers can download it for free!


(Merely right-click on your mouse, and left-click on ‘$$$ave!)


So when your friends try to brag about their hundred-million dollar painting, you can just say, “Big deal. I got it for free.”





Special bonus download: ‘The Scream II’




Bad News for ‘Bark’ Obama

Published on May 3, 2012,

Remember when the American ‘news’ media said ‘Bark’ Obama was “God?”

(video here, if necessary:)



Well, it’s offical: he’s been demoted! He’s now only

Henry V!




MSNBC’s Matthews: Obama is “Henry V”


 (Why can’t we come up with stuff this funny on our own??)




-The real Henry V, reciting from his book, “Dreams of Henry IV,” actually written by Sir William Ayers.




MSNBC’s modern-day Henry V, in armor, riding his

war bicycle:


– ‘Bark’ Obama, alias Henry V





-Guest commentator, Blutto Blutarsky




“It’s a damn shame. After 3 and a half years, this president is still comedy-proof. Never seen anything like it.”

-Anonymous Saturday Night Live producer


The Fraud of ‘Barack Obama:’ His Incompetence and Laziness As Head of the Harvard Law Review

Published on May 2, 2012,

Carol Platt Liebau was the first female editor of Harvard Law Review, and worked under Obama at HLR. She described her experience with Obama as follows.


“A lot of the time he quote/unquote “worked from home”, which was sort of a shorthand – and people would say it sort of wryly – shorthand for not really doing much.


“He just wasn’t around. Most of the day to day work was carried out by the managing editor of the Review, my predecessor, Tom Pirelli .


“Pirelli’s the one who did most of the day to day work. Barack Obama was nowhere to be seen. Occasionally he would drop in he would talk to people, and then he’d leave again as though his very arrival had been a benediction in and of itself, but not very much got done.”


Not much has changed.


-‘Barack Obama,’ or whoever this guy is, has played golf 96 times in  3 1/2 years. (That equals 3 months of actual time playing golf while president of the United States.)

The ‘Barack Obama’ Fraud: More Wheels Come Off

Published on May 2, 2012,


Barack Obama admits the existence of the ‘girlfriend’ character from ‘his’ book “Dreams of My Father” is a lie. 





We’ll soon all learn he didn’t write that book, either.  Or any other book.


Even now, there are many of us who understand the entire life story of ‘Barack Obama’ is a lie.


And we understand him to be the lunatic he actually is.


And he is president of the United States.





-Guest commentator Blutto Blutarsky



Frightening Stuff from ‘The Gloved One?’

Published on May 2, 2012,


Larry Page’s Google Accused of SSUS* In France




Is ‘The Gloved One’ really this malignant?


-Herr Larry Page, Google CEO?


Whether you hate  Jews, love Jews, or feel anywhere in-between, remember this: What horrors might await them while you do nothing, will soon await you. (It happens every time: they are truly ‘the canary in the world coal mine.’ ** )



Ugh: Google sued in France over ‘Jewish’ searches


-Google’s new logo?



Google is being sued for suggesting the term “Jewish” in searches involving celebrities.


Patrick Kulgman, a lawyer for SOS Racisme, told Agence France Presse that the feature amounts to “the creation of what is probably the biggest Jewish file in history.” That would be a non-issue in many countries, but France has outlawed the compilation of “ethnic files,” AFP reports.


“Numerous users of the premier search engine in France and the world confront daily an unsolicited and almost systematic association between the term ‘Jewish’ and the last names of prominent figures in politics, media and business,” the suit says, creating a sense of Jewish “omnipotence in the French leadership.”




Shades of The Reichpicker, Barack Obama, M.A.***, some SSUS* himself:


-Barack Obama, giving the Reichpick salute.


Obama’s Double Standard on Anti-Semitism of Occu-Poopers



Barack Obama Proves His Anti-Semitism

One hundred days into Barack Obama’s presidency, he demonstrated cowardice abroad and demagogic tyranny at home. On the 105th day of his presidency, he demonstrated his clear-cut anti-Semitism.



Obama appoints anti-Israel lobbyist to anti-Semitism post



Six degrees of separation: Obama and anti-Semitism




Tying it all together: Google executive supports Obama



-Google CEO Larry Page, with a haircut so bad, only a billion dollars could buy it.



*Your patience in reading all the way to the end of this piece will now be rewarded. ‘SSUS:’ “Some seriously ugly shit.”


**Can’t believe you didn’t know this: Poison gas is a very serious danger in coal mining. In the old days, coal miners learned to bring a simple caged canary with them to detect the presence of poisonous gases in the mine they were working in. If deadly gas was present, the canary — being unusually sensitive to poison gas (who wouldn’t be?) — would quickly die, and thus alert the miners to its presence. Whether this gave miners enough warning to escape death themselves: sometimes it did, other times it did not. Given the high rate of fatalities and low pay, canary unions soon formed and fought bitterly for better working conditions and higher wages. As a result, it is now standard for coal mine canaries to be equipped with gas masks and provided with electronic sensors, which not only allow them to detect poison gases more quickly, but  ensure that they survive to sing another day.


*** M.A.: “malignant asshole.”



Guest commentary:


“What the f-ck is wrong with you a-holes!? Dont you see what’s giong on?!  It’s right in front of  your face! One day you’ll complain,’ They took the bar! The whole f-cking bar!’ Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!  it ain’t over now. ‘Cause when the goin’ gets tough.. What the f-ck happened happened to you guys? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? Well they can just kiss my ass from now on!  I’m not gonna take this!  F-ck Google! F-ck Larry Page! F-ck ‘Barack Obama!’  — Let’s do it!!…”


-Prof. Bluto Blutarsky



CNN Ratings In Proverbial Toilet

Published on May 2, 2012,

“You can fool some of the people all of the time. You can fool all of the people some of the time. But you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.”

– Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States (1861-1865).


Addendum: “Except in California.”


-‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln, as he was commonly referred to.


Thus, CNN is left relegated to fooling some of the people all of the time…


CNN Has Lowest Ratings In 10 Years:

 – Network Becomes Loss-Leader for Propaganda Value In U.S. and Internationally (In other words, all our friends outside of America, you should know what most of Americans have finally learned about CNN: their information is bullsh-t).


-CNN, upside down in the ratings. (Perhaps they could simply rebrand as “NND,” and save a ton of money on graphics.  Hey,  the M.B.A. we let hang around has finally come up with a good idea!)




Their Clown Act Fares No Better:


-Bullshitter Anderson Blooper-Cooper, upside down in the ratings too, ironically shown standing in front of “No bullshit” sign. (For those of you doing yoga as you read this, Blooper is actually shown upside down. It’s a joke, you see — if you weren’t standing on your head, you’d get it. If you do not like the joke or are angry for any reason, please refer your complaint to Spke Lee, New York City, NY.  Telephone callls should preferably be very late at night or very early in the morning. If Mr. Lee doesn’t pick up the first time you call,  dial again and let it keep ringing. If you get his answering service, continue calling until Lee finally picks up. If you get his assistant, demand to speak to Lee. Once you get Lee on the phone, remember, screaming and very foul language are appreciated.)





Charles Schwab Survey: ‘High Net Worth’ Individuals’ View on the Global Economy

Published on May 2, 2012,


Survey:  How Millionaires And Billionaires Really Feel About The Global Economy




The summary:




The details:


Here is what Schwab’s High-Net-Worth clients see in the next six months:

  • 31 percent thought unemployment was about to increase.
  • 27 percent see a “double dip” recession coming.
  • 60 percent expect inflation to heat up.
  • 8 percent think energy prices will fall.




The celebration.


“‘Forward,’ Comrades!” Glamour and fashion  icon and Obama-wife Michelle Obama dancing at news of damage to the U.S. economy.

– Courtesy Sadhillnews.com




*We regret to say there are absolutely no High Net Worth clients working for The Fine Report at this time. But we will not hurl our feces in protest –at this time.



New campaign slogan from Michelle Obama: “Change is slow”

Published on May 2, 2012,


And so is your husband.






Britain: What the hell is happening to you people?

Published on May 2, 2012,

Barack Obama may be dumb enough to despise you, but the rest of us sure don’t.  Yet.



Is London about to elect a mayor who has been accused of anti-Semitism?


Ken Livingstone, who has vowed to turn the city into a ‘beacon’ of Islam and slammed ‘rich’ Jews, is now neck and neck in race to be mayor





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