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The Obamacare Comedy Theater

Published on January 1, 2014,

Kathleen Sebelius

“I’m thrilled that we’re going to have millions of people for the first time that have health security. It should be a great new year for lots of families across the country.”

-Scammer Katherine Sebelius


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REal costs in 2014


Perception is everything

Published on January 1, 2014,

Only in an America where the GOP is led by the most incompetent, cowardly and corruptable hacks imaginable, could someone able to draw have developed a mindset to come up with a cartoon like this:


Forget about changing the GOP — it’s too institutionally corrupt. Starve the GOP into where it belongs: oblivion. Bury it next to the Whig party.

Schmuck dynasty

-GOP House Squeaker Boehner and GOP Chairman Greasy Prebus

Banana republicans


Support the Tea Party. Vote for Tea Party candidates as if the future of your country depended on it.



World War II: “Don’t fall for enemy propaganda.” It still applies today — but in reverse:

Published on December 28, 2013,


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(This was a World War II-era U.S. Government war poster. Incredibly, we only needed to replace the photos and the names:)


Don't fall


New York Times: No Al-Qaida Role in 2012 Benghazi Killings


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In 3 1/2 years…

Published on December 28, 2013,



     During the 3-1/2 years of World War II that started with the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor in December 1941 and ended with the surrender of Germany and Japan in 1945, the U.S. produced 22 aircraft carriers, 8 battleships, 48 cruisers, 349 destroyers, 420 destroyer escorts, 203 submarines, 34 million tons of merchant ships, 100,000 fighter aircraft, 98,000 bombers, 24,000 transport aircraft, 58,000 training aircraft, 93,000 tanks, 257,000 artillery pieces, 105,000 mortars, 3,000,000 machine guns, and 2,500,000 military trucks.

     We put 16.1 million men in uniform in the various armed services, invaded Africa, invaded Sicily and Italy, won the battle for the Atlantic, planned and executed D-Day, marched across the Pacific and Europe, developed the atomic bomb and ultimately conquered Japan and Germany.


During the almost exact amount of time, boy-president Barack Obama and his entire administration failed to build a functioning web site — though he managed to play golf twice a week and take more vacations than the average American worker takes in 20 years.


Golf 2 shot

h/t: Peter


Oh, yeah: and he destroyed the U.S. Marines:

Female U.S. Marines now not required to do a single pull-up


Recommended website:



Poll: Clinton and Christie tied

Published on December 28, 2013,



Clinton and Christie tied


Poll: Ted Cruz 3rd ‘most influential’ world leader:



Never forget:

Benghazi memory hole


Semper Fat

Published on December 28, 2013,

Semper Fat


Barry, the boy Commander-in-chief of the United States Armed Forces:



Comparing sex symbols

Published on December 27, 2013,

Rachel Washburn compare


Sunny Lohmann: The Fine Report’s new sex symbol

Published on December 27, 2013,

She’s smart. She’s sexy. She’s funny.

And now she’s ours. (In our hearts, anyway.)


The History of Useful Idiocy, Part I

Published on December 26, 2013,

Useful idiot of picasso


The world knows a loser when it sees one

Published on December 26, 2013,

Arab monarchies eye stronger ties — with Communist China



Bush and Saudi


As the fraud boy-president digs deeper into failure, the world is beginning to blow him off (and us), and is picking new allies.

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Merry Christmas!

Published on December 24, 2013,

Merry Christmas

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Our corrupt ‘news’ media: “Why Obama will have a much better year in 2014”

Published on December 24, 2013,

Why Obama will have a much better year in 2014



Will 2014 be better or worse for Obama?



Which do you care about: what kind of year you and your country will have in 2014, or whether our fraud boy-president has better pickings?

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Published on December 21, 2013,

A video by a Russian that made the whole world cry:



A selfie by an American that made the free world cry:




Cries anyway:

Boeher really crying



“Cry? They made us laugh.”




Published on December 19, 2013,

The Duck Dynasty

Duck Dynasty


The Schmuck Dynasty

2 rotten


The other Schmuck Dynasty

Schmuck dynasty


The great awakening: ‘Barack Hussein Obama,’ and everyone surrounding him are corrupt, malignant frauds; Obamacare is a scam

Published on December 19, 2013,


Baba Wawa on Obama: ‘We Thought He Was Going To Be The Next Messiah’


Media monkeys  no editoiral

The messiah:

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National Lampoon’s ObamaCare Vacation:

Democrat state exchange chiefs skip town, while Obama hires a con man.



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My work here is done


Well…it’s almost a great awakening.

Boehner tired


Poll: Ted Cruz 3rd ‘most influential’ leader in the world!

Published on December 15, 2013,

No big thing, politicians: show some balls, demand to be heard, espouse Conservative values and in a couple of months you too can rise from becoming an obscure U.S. Senator to third most influential leader in the word.



Ted Cruz for president 2016!


Ted Cruz group photo Tea Party




banana replublicans


Yikes: even Dick Morris understands that new Democrat hero John Boehner just committed suicide.

Published on December 14, 2013,

Rest miserably.

Boehner DEAD


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Boehner Eats His Young

By Dick Morris on December 14, 2013
House Speaker John Boehner would not be House Speaker John Boehner if it were not for the tea party and the other conservative groups he now criticizes. He says that they “lack all credibility” and accuses them of “using our members [Congressmen] and the American people for their own goals.”


His comments immediately drew admiring praise from Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.


Has the world turned upside down? If it were not for these groups — the Tea Party Patriots, Heritage Action for America or others — the Republicans would have lost the elections of 2010 and he never would have been Speaker.
Without their hard work, outreach, enthusiasm and donations, the Republican Party would never have won in 2010 and won’t win in the future.


Without the tea party, the Republican Party would be an inarticulate, me-too party without ideas or energy.



We don’t need the Republican party and its corrupt hacks. They need us.


Dump the GOP and join the Tea Party, before the GOP votes in amnesty, and makes an uneducated, often criminal class of improvished illegal aliens the swing voters of our electorate.

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Ted Cruz group photo Tea Party


Wuz da question


The boy president meets Castro

Published on December 12, 2013,


Meeting Castro


Three-Quarters of All U.S. Military Deaths in Afghanistan Are Under Command of the Boy President

Published on December 11, 2013,
 Woman grieving soldier in cemetary

h/t: Iowntheworld.com

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The scummy Kathleen Sebelius calls for “investigation into Obamacare decisions”

Published on December 11, 2013,



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Published on December 11, 2013,

Reagan budget director David Stockman: Budget deal a ‘joke and betrayal’

“It’s the final surrender of the House Republican leadership to Beltway politics and kicking the can and ignoring the budget monster that’s hurtling down the road.”



Squeaker Boehner: Conservative Groups’ Reaction to Budget Deal Is ‘Ridiculous’



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Our only hope: The Tea Party. Support it as if the future of your country mattered.


Ted Cruz texas

The next president of the United States, Ted Cruz



Published on December 9, 2013,


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Sick minds think alike

Published on December 9, 2013,


Obamacare’s sinister architect claims ‘big PR campaign’ needed



Ezekieo Emanuel


California State government censors verteran employee for criticizing the joke of Obamacare

Published on December 9, 2013,



According to the attorney of the cencored employee — Norina Mooney — Mooney made some water-cooler talk with a fellow employee about the high number people who have had their insurance policies canceled under Obamacare. Later, a supervisor called Mooney into a private meeting and allegedly dressed her down for the attempt at chitchat because an unidentified person had overheard the small talk and been offended. Moooney is now contemplating legal action. Yeah!!


On behalf of Norina Mooney, to the offended employee and her supervisor, we say a hearty “Fu-k you.”


Obama big middle finger


Further, we recommened Norina Moonney write California Govenor Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown a letter of the likes that Groucho Marx once sent Warner Brothers Studios after the Marx brothers received a letter from Warner Bros. threatening legal action if they did not change the title of their film, “A Night In Casablanca.”  Warner Bros. deemed the film’s title too similar to their own Casablanca, released almost five years earlier in 1942, with Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. In response Groucho Marx dispatched the following letter to the studio’s legal department:


Dear Warner Brothers,

 Apparently there is more than one way of conquering a city and holding it as your own. For example, up to the time that we contemplated making this picture, I had no idea that the city of Casablanca belonged exclusively to Warner Brothers. However, it was only a few days after our announcement appeared that we received your long, ominous legal document warning us not to use the name Casablanca.

It seems that in 1471, Ferdinand Balboa Warner, your great-great-grandfather, while looking for a shortcut to the city of Burbank, had stumbled on the shores of Africa and, raising his alpenstock (which he later turned in for a hundred shares of common), named it Casablanca.

I just don’t understand your attitude. Even if you plan on releasing your picture, I am sure that the average movie fan could learn in time to distinguish between Ingrid Bergman and Harpo. I don’t know whether I could, but I certainly would like to try.

You claim that you own Casablanca and that no one else can use that name without permission. What about “Warner Brothers”? Do you own that too? You probably have the right to use the name Warner, but what about the name Brothers? Professionally, we were brothers long before you were. We were touring the sticks as the Marx Brothers when Vitaphone was still a gleam in the inventor’s eye, and even before there had been other brothers—the Smith Brothers; the Brothers Karamazov; Dan Brothers, an outfielder with Detroit; and “Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?” (This was originally “Brothers, Can You Spare a Dime?” but this was spreading a dime pretty thin, so they threw out one brother, gave all the money to the other one, and whittled it down to “Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?”)

Now Jack, how about you? Do you maintain that yours is an original name? Well it’s not. It was used long before you were born. Offhand, I can think of two Jacks—Jack of “Jack and the Beanstalk,” and Jack the Ripper, who cut quite a figure in his day.

As for you, Harry, you probably sign your checks sure in the belief that you are the first Harry of all time and that all other Harrys are impostors. I can think of two Harrys that preceded you. There was Lighthouse Harry of Revolutionary fame and a Harry Appelbaum who lived on the corner of 93rd Street and Lexington Avenue. Unfortunately, Appelbaum wasn’t too well-known. The last I heard of him, he was selling neckties at Weber and Heilbroner.

Now about the Burbank studio. I believe this is what you brothers call your place. Old man Burbank is gone. Perhaps you remember him. He was a great man in a garden. His wife often said Luther had ten green thumbs. What a witty woman she must have been! Burbank was the wizard who crossed all those fruits and vegetables until he had the poor plants in such confused and jittery condition that they could never decide whether to enter the dining room on the meat platter or the dessert dish.

This is pure conjecture, of course, but who knows—perhaps Burbank’s survivors aren’t too happy with the fact that a plant that grinds out pictures on a quota settled in their town, appropriated Burbank’s name and uses it as a front for their films. It is even possible that the Burbank family is prouder of the potato produced by the old man than they are of the fact that your studio emerged “Casablanca” or even “Gold Diggers of 1931.”

This all seems to add up to a pretty bitter tirade, but I assure you it’s not meant to. I love Warners. Some of my best friends are Warner Brothers. It is even possible that I am doing you an injustice and that you, yourselves, know nothing about this dog-in-the-Wanger attitude. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to discover that the heads of your legal department are unaware of this absurd dispute, for I am acquainted with many of them and they are fine fellows with curly black hair, double-breasted suits and a love of their fellow man that out-Saroyans Saroyan.

I have a hunch that his attempt to prevent us from using the title is the brainchild of some ferret-faced shyster, serving a brief apprenticeship in your legal department. I know the type well—hot out of law school, hungry for success, and too ambitious to follow the natural laws of promotion. This bar sinister probably needled your attorneys, most of whom are fine fellows with curly black hair, double-breasted suits, etc., into attempting to enjoin us. Well, he won’t get away with it! We’ll fight him to the highest court! No pasty-faced legal adventurer is going to cause bad blood between the Warners and the Marxes. We are all brothers under the skin, and we’ll remain friends till the last reel of “A Night in Casablanca” goes tumbling over the spool.


Groucho Marx



Groucho on michelle obama


More truth about Nelson Mandella

Published on December 8, 2013,

While propaganda network ABC — via a fabricated 20/20 ‘news’ program — portrays Winnie Mandela as a ‘hero,’ they hide the fact she was a Marxist perpetrator of genocide:







Nelson Mandella is dead. But more important news to you: as the corrupt Democrat media tries to distract you with inflated, misleading tales of Nelson Mandella, your government under Barack Obama is secretly activiating your webcam and spying on you in your home.

Published on December 7, 2013,

Mandella commie

The Media Myth of Nelson Mandela:




Now, on to more important matters:


Yes, it was a good idea electing a fascist as president, knowing he’d appoint a fascist as the head of the United States Justice Department. And a fascist who would corrupt the FBI, turning it into a tool of tyranny — as Obama has done with the IRS.


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When he’s not picking his nose, Eric Holder is watching you pick yours:


Eric holder is watchin you



Boehner tired

May God damn John Boehner for ignoring it all.


Will failing politician and aspiring sportscaster Barack Hussein Obama go out in the same humiliating fashion as flash-in-the-pan model Fabio?

Published on December 7, 2013,


— That is: doing something childish, surrounded by women laughing at him after getting smacked in the face by a flying chicken?



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Screwing up plans for world domination


Obama to Give Wind Farms 30-Year Pass on Eagle Deaths; Could Result In Extinction of Species; Leftist “Environmentalists” Conveniently Silent

Published on December 6, 2013,

Eagle picking nose




Unsightly windmill:

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Big-ass things

Published on December 6, 2013,


Big ass compairson


Communist ally of New York’s new Communist Mayor: ‘Knockout game’ violence perpetrated by black youths stems from ‘genuine concern’ about Jewish influence’

Published on December 5, 2013,

— So says Laurie Cumbo, the councilwoman-elect for the Brooklyn neighborhood of Crown Heights.



Laurie Cumbo

Laura Cumbo


Insane, isn’t it: the liberal Jews of New York elect a Communist mayor who wants to destroy them.


Who says liberalism isn’t a mental disorder?


Knockout suspect

Felony suspect, photographed seconds before he brutally attacked an innocent woman on a New York street.

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