Communist ally of New York’s new Communist Mayor: ‘Knockout game’ violence perpetrated by black youths stems from ‘genuine concern’ about Jewish influence’
– So says Laurie Cumbo, the councilwoman-elect for the Brooklyn neighborhood of Crown Heights.
Insane, isn’t it: the liberal Jews of New York elect a Communist mayor who wants to destroy them.
Who says liberalism isn’t a mental disorder?
Felony suspect, photographed seconds before he brutally attacked an innocent woman on a New York street.
Can Obama really be impeached? (The answer to that and other questions, submitted to us by our readers. Well…sorta.)
Q: Why do big GOP donors keep donating to losers?
A: Maybe they don’t want a victory, because they could be then held accountable for their candidate’s shortcomings. So they play it safe, and still get to be big-shots with their money.
Q: Why do Barack and Michelle Obama hate America?
A: His parents and his childhood idol (Frank Marshall Davis) hated America. Parents and childhood idols have consequences. Also, Obama – like his wife — were handed everything out of pity. They never had to overcome any challenge, and were ridiculously rewarded for mediocrity. Being pandered to, they were made to feel even more inadequate, as both of them knew their own relatively low capabilities. (Though Barack Obama now believes his own press.) As a result, they hate ordinary people who succeed on their own, and without the adult wet-nursing both Obamas are still dependent on.
Q: Why are leftist college professors urging Obama to run for a third term?
A: Because they have trouble counting to two.
Q: How many times have the Obamas had sex?
A: Again, two.
Q: Are there people so horrified by the thought of a total fraud and closet communist named ‘Barack Hussein Obama’ being president of the United States that for the past 5 years that they have been shocked into a compete state of denial?
A: Wait a minute — Barack Obama is president?
Q: Will Barack and Michelle Obama be buried side-by-side?
A: Yes, if there are three gravesites available.
Q: Why are Barack Obama’s school records hidden?
A: Because they’d prove he’s an intellectual lightweight and an utter contrivance — and essentially Al Sharpton wit out da smell.
Q: Is Barack Obama gay?
A: Does Michelle Obama sh-t in the woods?
Q: Who is smarter, Bill Clinton or Barack Obama?
A: The question should be rephrased: Is there anybody other than Hillary Weiner Clinton that Barack Obama is smarter than?
Q: Does Hillary Weiner Clinton have trouble getting lesbian dates?
A: Yes. Most people, including lesbians, don’t like to be around a sloppy drunk.
Q: Is Valerie Jarrett really pulling the strings behind the scenes?
A: ‘Behind the scenes?’ Man, open your eyes: she’s come right out front.
Q: I read that an astrophysicist claimed that if Michelle Obama sat on your face, you’d be in a singularity. When would that singularity end?
A: When she got off.
Q: Is John Boehner really a cross-dresser?
A: Yes, Boehner goes about life dressed in men’s clothing.
Q: What does GOP Chairman ‘Greasey’ Prebus do?
A: Whatever the democrat media tells him to do.
Q: What does GOP House Majority Leader Eric Cantor do?
A: Other then sending out newsletters about himself, not much.
Q: Is there any upside at all to abortion?
A: Yes: population control of future criminals and democrat voters.
Q: Does Obama read The Fine Report?
A: Like any lame TV talking-head, Obama doesn’t read anything, except a slow-moving teleprompter. However, he does make decisions by checking boxes on papers given to him by his handlers. Don’t believe us? –
Q: Who wrote Obama’s two infamous books?
A: Terrorist William Ayers. He admitted so twice:
Q: Why do so many leftists want to legalize sex with children?
A: Because so many leftists want to have sex with children. Don’t believe us? –
-Democrat Senator Bob Menendez (NJ), suspect #1. Don’t believe us? —
Q: Is liberalism a cult?
A: Can you say, ‘Hollywood idiot?’
Q: Should I get a tattoo?
A: Only if you first have the image you want drawn onto a t-shirt, then wear that t-shirt every single day, no matter where you go, for a period of one year. After that year, if you’re not sick of the t-shirt, get yourself a tattoo. (Exception: if you’ve been sentenced to more than 50 years in prison.)
Q: Do tattoos fade over time?
A: Yes. As you age, they begin to blur. Tattoo ‘art’ you so proudly had etched into your young skin will soon morph into an ugly blob — a hairy one, too.
Q: Does tattoo removal really work?
A: Sorta. But in removing one scar, it creates another. Hurts like hell, too, and costs a fortune.
But it still might look better than the stupid, misspelled crap you had burned onto your body.
Q: Why do people tattoo their face?
A: Because they didn’t do our ‘one-year t-shirt experiment’ above, only with a mask wtih metal sh-t stuck all over it.
Q: How about a nose ring?
A: Sure — if you want to look like a pig.
Q: What prison will Obama spend the rest of his life in?
A: Hopefully Leavenworth. If not, then the prison of truth and history. (Unfortunately, we’ll be in there with him.) But there’s always hell.
Q: What has Hillary Wiener Clinton ever succeeded at in public life?
A: Not a thing, other than embarrassing herself. After law school, the ‘smartest woman in America’ failed the Bar exam. She did eventually become a lawyer, but never managed to practice beyond what bones her husband Bill tossed her. (Can you say, ‘Michelle Obama?’) Clinton eventually was the wife of a president, and became a hack elected to one-term in the Senate. While there, she failed to sponsor a single piece of legislation. She later failed to win against a complete unknown in the 2008 Democrat presidential primary. Still later, went on to be the most disastrous and most profoundly pathetic Secretary of State in U.S. history. However, she did succeed as a magician, disappearing from the public eye by having ‘emergency brain surgery’ just as the murderous Benghazi scandal she caused broke wide open. Apparently Clinton’s only consistent success has been in maintaining, among uninformed people and cultists the contrivance of her being competent to do anything except embarrass herself.
Q: What is Barack Obama’s favorite animal?
A: Michelle Obama.
Q: Why is it that Barack Hussein Obama, Eric Holder and Hillary Weiner Clinton are the only public figures in United States history photographed picking their noses in public?
A: Because they regularly pick their nose, and apparently forgot, or didn’t care, that they were being photographed. In other words they’re people who habitually pick their noses. Psychologists explain that nose pickers are people who feel so much suppressed rage and fury that they pick at the contents of their noses, even when doing so causes pain and embarrassment– which leads to more rage and fury. Similarly, Michelle Obama was photographed in public picking at her crotch. But some people dig in their noses and crotches in public simply because they’re slobs. So take your pick. (Great having a rage-filled slobs as president, attorney general and secretary of state and first lady, isn’t?)
Don’t believe us? –
Q: Does Barack Obama ever think to himself, “Holy Sh-t, I can’t believe I’m president of the United States.”
A: We think the same thing. So why not him?
Q: Do the Obamas sleep in the same bed?
A: Yes, the White House bed is so large, there is still room for Barack in the lower left corner.
Q: What is Michelle Obama’s favorite food?
Q: If Michelle Obama was a dictator, who would she have shot?
A: Anyone trying to eat when she does.
Q: Whatever happened to CNN’s Fareed Zakaria?
A: After CNN’s in-house Jew-hating anti-American bastard (and Obama buddy) got exposed as a plagiarist, he went into hiding. He and CNN are still waiting for enough people to forget he is a fraud before returning him to the airwaves to spew more anti-American and anti-Semitic hate and propaganda.
Q: What is John Boehner greatest fear?
A: Not being able to find the key to his liquor cabinet.
Q: Seriously. What is another great fear of Boehner?
A: That he will lose the key to his liquor cabinet a second time.
Q: Why do gays seem to align themselves with leftists?
A: Gays are communal in nature. Imagine being able to walk into a room full of people and potentially being able to share just about anything among them, including intimacy. But then, there is Obama propagandist Creepy Jim Messina, who is as probably as sex-deprived as Michelle Obama.
Q: Why did the Obama campaign plane smell so bad?
A: Because the Obamas were in charge of it.
Q: Is Ted Cruz for real?
Q: And Marco Rubio?
A: Yes, he is for real: a real putz.
Q: What shouldn’t I buy on ebay?
A: Used condoms, tissues or toilet paper.
Q: What should I buy on Amazon.com?
A: Any book purportedly written by Barack Obama, because it will make great toilet paper come Armageddon — and they’re easier to store then the rolled type of tissue.
Q: If you guys had your wish, what would Obama’s permanent presidential portrait be?
A: Of him picking his nose at a press conference.
Q: Would Mitt Romney have made a good president?
A: Mittens Romney would have made as good a president as John Boehner is making as House Squeaker. Mittens would have simply bent-over as the corrupt democrat media propaganda machine shoved lies up his ass in attempts to destroy him. He would have left us with the same perception of Republican idiocy as George W. Bush did – which, by the way, gave us ‘Barack Hussein Obama’ and a generation of idiots we now known as ‘millennials.’
Q: What’s the best line these days to say to any girl to get her to have freaky sex with a complete stranger?
Q: What if “hello” doesn’t work?
A: “Hello, I’m a millionaire.”
Q: What should happen to Lois Lerner after the IRS scandal?
A: She should be picked by her up by her ankles, and used to beat the crap out of Barack Obama and Valerie Jarrett and every Democrat and RINO in Congress.
Q: Will we survive the next three years of an Obama presidency?
A: Maybe. Maybe not. One thing’s for sure: our nation will never be the same in our lifetimes. Depending on how hard we support the Tea Party to push back against the leftist onslaught headed by Obama/Jarrett and enabled by corrupt GOP hacks entrenched in the Republican leadership, we just might survive as a republic. But every second Obama remains in high office, our nation is being sabotaged from within. That said, with Obama and Valerie Jarrett and Democrats out of the power, things can only get better. An urgent goal to work towards.
Q: Can Obama realistically be impeached?
A: Absolutely. As far-fetched as that sounds, remember how far-fetched it was to imagine him becoming president of the United States?
Q: Why is the media corrupt?
A: Because it’s made up of vain, lazy people who are bought-off easily and cheaply.
Q: Who is Katie Couric going to work for next?
A: Who cares?
Q: How do you guys know so much?
A: We read The Fine Report.
Michelle Obama aligns with illegal alien fasters
“More food for me. But more toilet time, too. “
The commie-mommy’s hand in it again:
Valerie Jarrett, senior adviser to the president, and Cecilia Muñoz, director of the White House Domestic Policy Council show public support for illegal alien hunger strikers
GOP Squeaker John Boehner, going for the record: a 3-year run asleep at the switch — and still going strong.
Obama’s call to close Vatican embassy is ‘slap in the face’ to Roman Catholics
“That’s what us anti-Christs do.
What don’t you idiots understand?”
McConnell on Democrats seizing absolute power in the U.S. Senate: ‘The solution to this problem is an election’
– Yeah: to get rid of all your corrupt, sorry asses.
The Democrat full-employment team:
Tea Party, baby.
Give like the future of your nation depends on it.
Days Before Launch, Obamacare Website Failed to Handle Even 500 Users
But, says one of the cult’s messengers:
Russell Simmons: “Obamacare Already Saved Thousands, Possibly Millions, of Lives”
If voters had been aware last year that they might lose their health-care plans when Obamacare went into effect, Republican President Mitt Romney would be sitting in the White House today, according to a poll released Friday.
“Dagnabbit. I knew I shoulda said something.
Note to self: never listen to that Karl Rove again.”
“Are you crazy? You mighta won!
Then were’d you be? — Certainly not serving Chairman Barack.”
Stockholm Syndrome* suffer, John McCain
Stain on American presitige and former Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Weiner Clinton: “If U.S. Doesn’t Get Act Together, World Will “De-Americanize” *burp*
The former Obama Secretary of Inebration, with her ‘act together:’
Hillary Weiner Clinton’s accomplishments as Secretary of Inebriaion:
-Gallons of U.S. jet fuel wasted flying around the world to party: 43,000,000
-Gallons of party cocktails consumed: 2,397
-Former U.S. allied nations surrendered to radical Islamists: 2
-U.S. Ambassasdors slaughtered waiting for her drunk ass to get her act together: 1
-Remaining accomplishments: 0
“I crap bigger than Hillary Clinton!”
“And to think I picked her.”
Is New York now a petri dish for what Obama and Valerie Jarrett have in mind for the entire country?
by Victor Keith
The administration of the most polarizing president in American history, however, seems to finally be bringing this clash of philosophies to a head. The left is becoming more and more emboldened by the economic and historical ignorance of many American voters and, in some instances, is in a position to unilaterally impose its ideas upon the people. One example is ObamaCare and another is the administration of the city of New York which has been given over to a radical ideologue who rightly feels he has been given a mandate to impose a Marxist regime in America’s largest city. We all know how this is going to end for New York and it is not going to be pretty.
It is a classical theorem of guerilla warfare that the movement starts with small, localized, hit and run raids. It then expands to more ambitious attacks on the central power by larger units and finally, if all goes well, turns into major, head-on engagements with large military formations in setpiece battles. As a result of their decades-long undermining of American institutions — academia, media and political, culminating in the reelection of Barack Obama, it seems to signal that the time has come for the final stage. They are now openly saying who they are and, while this will get worse before it gets better, it is overall in the best interest of America that we know exactly what is at stake and what we are fighting over. What happens in New York will be a petri dish for what Obama has in mind for the entire country and the results will be visible for everyone to see. We can only hope the right lesson is finally learned. Once freedom is lost it is rarely recovered.
“Hmm… I’m gonna put this in a petri
dish, and see if anything grows.”
Barack Hussein Obama, hard at work on the ‘website thing:’
“Anyway, this is what I think about the 150th anniversary of battle that
was the turning point in America’s first civil war.”
“America: we @#$% on you!”
“I’ll be out there spreading more crap.
Meantime, I’m taking one.”
The latest costs of keeping a silverback — ten million dollar vacations aside:
- $172,2000 – Sher, Susan (CHIEF OF STAFF)
- $140,000 – Frye, Jocelyn C. (DEPUTY ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND DIRECTOR OF POLICY AND PROJECTS FOR THE FIRST LADY)
- $113,000 – Rogers, Desiree G. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND WHITE HOUSE SOCIAL SECRETARY)
- $102,000 – Johnston, Camille Y. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS FOR THE FIRST LADY)
- Winter, Melissa E. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY)
- $90,000 – Medina, David S. (DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY)
- $84,000 – Lelyveld, Catherine M. (DIRECTOR AND PRESS SECRETARY TO THE FIRST LADY)
- $75,000 – Starkey, Frances M. (DIRECTOR OF SCHEDULING AND ADVANCE FOR THE FIRST LADY)
- $70,000 – Sanders, Trooper (DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF POLICY AND PROJECTS FOR THE FIRST LADY)
- $65,000 – Burnough, Erinn J. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR AND DEPUTY SOCIAL SECRETARY)
- Reinstein, Joseph B. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR AND DEPUTY SOCIAL SECRETARY)
- $62,000 – Goodman, Jennifer R. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF SCHEDULING AND EVENTS COORDINATOR FOR THE FIRST LADY)
- $60,000 – Fitts, Alan O. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF ADVANCE AND TRIP DIRECTOR FOR THE FIRST LADY)
- Lewis, Dana M. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT AND PERSONAL AIDE TO THE FIRST LADY)
- $52,500 – Mustaphi, Semonti M. (ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR AND DEPUTY PRESS SECRETARY TO THE FIRST LADY)
- $50,000 – Jarvis, Kristen E. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT FOR SCHEDULING AND TRAVELING AIDE TO THE FIRST LADY)
- $45,000 – Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF CORRESPONDENCE FOR THE FIRST LADY)
- Tubman, Samantha (DEPUTY ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR,SOCIAL OFFICE)
- $40,000 – Boswell, Joseph J. (EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT TO THE CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY)
- $36,000 – Armbruster, Sally M. (STAFF ASSISTANT TO THE SOCIAL SECRETARY)
- Bookey, Natalie (STAFF ASSISTANT)
- Jackson, Deilia A. (DEPUTY ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF CORRESPONDENCE FOR THE FIRST LADY)
“We should return to what Dr. Lawrence Peter wanted: rewarding ordinary competence and being wary of feats that come too easily. Consider how Captain Chesley Sullenberger III explained his astounding emergency landing of US Airways Flight 1549 in New York’s Hudson River in January. ‘I know I speak for the entire crew when I tell you we were simply doing the jobs we were trained to do,’ he said. As Dr. Peter might have observed, there were no pretenders, blowhards, or shared delusions that day, just the deftly coordinated actions of people who had not reached their level of incompetence.”
Mark Zuckerberg Launches Ad Campaign to Push for Amensty for Illegal Aliens
Illegal Alien Was on ‘Supervised Release’ When He Killed Border Patrol Agent
Hundreds of illegal aliens captured at southern Arizona ‘secure’ military post
Historic video: Barack Hussein Obama and Kathleen Sebelius, the very moment the two of them took Obamacare live to the nation:
(Hidden in background: Obama’s commie-mommy, Valerie Jarrett)
Crazy Nancy Pelosi starts monkeying around:
Pelosi: Let’s Spend Our Energy Making Obamacare Work; Democrats ‘Stand Tall’ For Obamacare Ahead Of 2014 Elections
Because they know he’s an incompetent bozo, whose ego has gone out of control because of their own corruption in enabling the ‘Obama’ fraud, and in continuing to perpetuate it by wiping ‘Obama’s’ bottom when he soils himself — which is often.
However, the democrat media has been given marching orders by its leftist hate-factory leaders in Harvard University to throttle-back ‘Obama,’ because they have realized that even among lazy and dumb voters, there are cracks beginning to show in the ‘Obama’ facade. At the same time, they are hoping their criticism of ‘Obama’ will return — again, amongst the lazy and dumb — some the credibility of the massive amount the democrat media has lost.
After this round of coordinated democrat media action is over and ‘Obama’ gets the message (‘Tame your ego, just a tad’), the democrat media will return full-throttle to its primary mission: the wiping of ‘Barack Obama’s’ bottom when he soils himself.
“I’ve been using it on his gay ass for 20 years.
Shut the door, dammit!”
Oprah Winfrey tells BBC many Americans hate Obama because he’s black
No, fatass: many Americans hate him because he hates them. And now, many Americans hate you, because you and another fatass named Chris Christie helped put a lunatic and his fake fatass wife in the White House.
Oprah: Racists Have to Die for Racism to End
Benghazi attackers knew location of murdered ambassador’s safe room
What difference does her ‘plan’ make now anyway?
Looney George Clooney calls global warming skeptics “stupid” and “ridiculous.”
“But that’s what they tell us to say at all the meetings!”
(Even more shocking: Reuters did a news story)
Obama hero Ayatollah Khamenei controls massive financial empire built on property seizures; amasses $95 billion personal fortune:
Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei controls a business empire worth around $95 billion – a sum exceeding the value of his oil-rich nation’s current annual petroleum exports – a six-month Reuters investigation shows.
The little-known organization, called Setad, is one of the keys to the Iranian leader’s enduring power and now holds stakes in nearly every sector of Iranian industry, including finance, oil, telecommunications, the production of birth-control pills and even ostrich farming.
Setad has amassed a giant portfolio of real estate by claiming in Iranian courts, sometimes falsely, that the properties are abandoned. The organization now holds a court-ordered monopoly on taking property in the name of the supreme leader, and regularly sells the seized properties at auction or seeks to extract payments from the original owners.
Crime pays. Just ask Ayatollah Dianne Feinstein:
The husband of Senator Dianne Feinstein chairs a company that brokers sales of USPS facilities; Feinstein and husband to personally rake in over ONE BILLION DOLLARS:
The US has entered into a contract with a real estate firm to sell 56 buildings that currently house U.S. Post Offices. The government has decided it no longer needs these buildings, most of which are located on prime land in towns and cities across the country. The sale of these properties will fetch about $19 billion.A regular real estate commission will be paid to the company that was given the exclusive listing for handling the sales. That company is CRI and it belongs to a man named Richard Blum.Richard Blum is the husband of Senator Dianne Feinstein. (Most voters and many of the government people who approved the deal have not made the connection between the two because they have different last names). Senator Feinstein and her husband stand to make a fortune (est at between $950 million and $1.1 billion!!) from these transactions. His company is the sole real estate on the sale. CRI will be making a minimum of 3% and as much as 6% commission on each and every sale. All of the properties that are being sold are all fully paid for. They were purchased with U.S. taxpayers dollars. The U.S.P.S. is allowed free and clear, tax exempt use. The only cost to keep them open is the cost to actually keep the doors open and the heat and lights on. The United States Postal Service doesn’t even have to pay county property taxes on these subject properties.
Matt Walsh’s recent post just about sums it all up. Well worth reading and passing along:
Posted on November 3, 2013 by The Matt Walsh Blog
Obama cultists: free yourselves.
Shed those chains of compliance and apathy. Walk free.
Listen, I’m concerned about you. I did some research this morning, which brought me to a website called CultClinic.org. This is a site that’s supposed to help the family and friends of cult members. I perused for a bit and found a list of Warning Signs That Someone Might Be In A Cult:
- Thinking in black and white terms
- Using a new language/cultic jargon
- Saying goodbye to all old friends and only seeing people affiliated with, or not critical of the cult
- Creating distance from family, especially during holidays and family events
- Euphoric, yet simultaneously tired and worn
- A change in diet and sleep patterns
- Low on money
- Poor grades
- A dismissal of their life prior to involvement with the group as “all bad”
- A change in goals, priorities, and life plan
- Return to child-like behavior
- Dogmatic adherence to new beliefs/ideas, with the inability, or lack of interest to logically assess these new beliefs
READ THE REST:
CNN head Jeff Zucker blames HealthCare.gov backlash on anti-Obama racism
CNN head cultist, Jeff Zucker