Facebook Twitter Gplus E-mail RSS

Matt Drudge: ‘Why would anyone vote Republican?’

Published on September 3, 2013,


McCain kerry and clinton


   “It’s now Authoritarian vs. Libertarian. Since Democrats vs. Republicans has been obliterated, no real difference between parties”



Stockholm Syndrome sufferer McCain: Shouting ‘Allahu Akhbar!’ Same as Christians Shouting ‘Thank God!’



McCain Plays Poker During the Senate’s Syria Hearing



Squeaker Boehner, and Trainwreck Cantor back Obama on Syria



“I support all boobs.”

Boeher in bra cropped 2


Rand Paul: If Boehner Passes Amnesty, Will Be Final Thing He Does as Squeaker




Starve this party of backstabbing idiots.

GOP Rat edited

“They’re crazy!”





Support the Tea Party as if the future of your country depended on it.

Tea party


When you elect a cowardly, backstabbing hack for House Squeaker — twice! — expect a fascist lunatic elected president to act like one

Published on August 30, 2013,

Obama’s IRS continues to hound Tea Party; ramps up harassment and oppression



“This is going to be a whale of a fight!

And, of course, a whale of a surrender.

Boehner douche2


Contact this raging coward and demand that he come out of hiding or that he resign:


H-232 The Capitol

Washington, DC 20515

Phone: (202) 225-0600

Fax: (202) 225-5117


“Is it true that a purple bra clashes with pink panties?”

Boeher in bra cropped 2


Obama briefs Boehner on Syria

Published on August 30, 2013,

obama-boehner_picture_handshake edited larger


The history of the ‘middle finger’

Published on August 28, 2013,

Obama big middle finger

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.


Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.


This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as “plucking the yew” (or “pluck yew”).


Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, ‘See, we can still pluck yew!’


Since ‘pluck yew’ is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F’, and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute.


It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as “giving the bird.”


Even today, it is still appropriate to salute the French in this manner.


NEXT TIME: The history of the index finger

Nose close flipping
h/t: Peter

Bradley Manning and Chelsea Clinton

Published on August 26, 2013,


Or is it Chelsea Manning —

 Bradley manning in drag smaller


— and Bradley Clinton?

Chelsea Ugly Its in the genes



And let’s not forget Jane Boehner.

Boeher in bra cropped 2


With Obama jokes like these, no wonder the corrupt NBC is getting rid of Jay Leno

Published on August 25, 2013,


jay leno


“I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS.”


On NSA surveillance: “We wanted a president who listens to all Americans. Now we have one.”


On a new IRS commissioner: “He’s called ‘acting commissioner’ because he has to act like the scandal doesn’t involve the White House.”


On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: “If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will be shut in a month.”


Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals: “Remember in the old days when President Obama’s biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?”


On Obama saying he didn’t know about the IRS scandal: “He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS.” 

“The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the subject.”


“It’s casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they’re casually going through everybody’s phone calls and records.”


“It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the fifth.”


“Fox News has changed its slogan from ‘Fair and Balanced’ to ‘See, I told you so!'”


“These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. People in Kenya are now saying he’s 100% American. That’s how bad it’s gotten.”


On Obama’s commencement address: “He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs.”


On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a ferris wheel: “The only way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi.”


On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: “They took ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House.”


And the biggest joke of all — but it’s on us:

Nose close flipping


h/t: Peter


Al Sharpton on a new Fine Report game show!

Published on August 21, 2013,

“Can You Spot the Victim?”

Now, for our host! —

 game show
Host: “Hello everybody! Our first contestant is Al Sharpton. Welcome to the show, Al!”


Al Sharpton: “I’m happy to be here.”
Host: “Al, what do you do for a living?”
Al Sharpton: “I iz one of dem race-baiter types. And I got me a show on MSNBC.”


Host: “Fantastic. What do you do in your free time?”
Al Sharpton: “I hang out wit my close personal friend, da president of da United States, Barack Hussein Obama. He’s da head race-baiter, you know. But I tell him wut to do.”


Host: “Great, Al! So you know how to play the game: you get four guesses at a right answer to one of our questions.  Each contestant starts with a bank of $5,000. But for each wrong answer, you lose a thousand dollars in that bank until you do reach the correct answer. Are you ready, Al?”
Al Sharpton: “I’z ready.”
Host: “Okay, Al: the topic for today’s question involves black teens in Oklahoma who brutally murdered a man from Australia because he was white.”
Al Sharpton: “And dey shoulda brutally murdered him.”
Host: “No, no, Al, not yet — please wait for the question. Now, here is a slide of four people. Three of them are the men in it are the men who murdered a white man because he was white. So only one of the people in the slide is the victim. Our question is: ‘Can you spot the victim?’”

Ok victim and murderers edited

Al Sharpton: “Hmm… Dat’s a tough one.”
Host: “Take your time.”
Al Sharpton: “If you hadda ask me who da victim wuz in all dis, I’d have to say Numba 1.”
Host: “No, Al — that’s not correct! You are down to $4,000, but you have three more guesses!”
Al Sharpton: “Okay. I pick numba 2.”
Host: “No Al, that’s not correct! Why did you pick number 2?”
Al Sharpton: “Cause, you just look at him and you know dat he was discriminated against. Dat’s Trayvon Martin, right?”
Host: “No Al, that’s not Trayvon Martin. Let me ask the judges… Yes, according to the judges, I am allowed to tell you that Trayvon Martin is not featured in the slide. Down to $3,000, you have two more guesses to spot the victim!”
Al Sharpton: “Okay. Numba 3.”
Host: “No, that’s not correct either, Al.  Al, why did you pick number 3?”
Al Sharpton: “Cause, he looks like one of dem white mexicans — but he ain’t. But he duz look like one of dem dark Mexicans. Not dat I look at people according to da race dey are, but he should be in line before a white person — but only after a black person.”
Host: “Okay, Al Sharpton, you are down to two thousand dollars, and the fourth of your guesses: for two thousand dollars, can you spot the victim?”
Al Sharpton: “Uhh… I pick numba 1.”
Host: “Wrong, Al! Al, you picked number 1 already. Why did you pick number 1 again?”
Al Sharpton: “Cause I don’t see no udda victim in da pictures. Just dis cracka in a hat.”
Host: “Well Al, that’s how it goes. But congratulations, because even after answering all four questions wrong, you still walk away with a prize of one thousand dollars. Before you go, tell me: Is Barack Obama as dumb, corrupt and evil an asshole as you are?”
Al Sharpton: “Honestly? I would say we wuz even.”
Host: “Okay, Al Sharpton! Everybody, a big hand for Al Shaprton! Al, thank you for playing!
Al Sharpton: “You iz welcome.”


Host: “Let’s welcome our next contestant: Michelle Obama!”

michelle-obama-muscle face

Host: “Okay, Michelle: the topic for today’s question involves black teens in Oklahoma who brutally murdered a man from Australia because he was white.”
Michelle Obma: “And they shoulda brutally murdered him.”

The Crazy Nancy Pelosi of newspaper editors

Published on August 21, 2013,


NY Times editor Jill Abramson denies paper has a bias, despite current and former public editors criticizing its leftist viewpoint



People Laughing



NY Times, here’s what we think of your propaganda rag:

Trayvon Martin giving finger close



Monkey phone edited



Published on August 21, 2013,

The truth Johnny Dumb Depp wants to hide about the real-life Tontos: How Comanche Indians butchered babies, roasted enemies alive and would ride 1,000 miles to wipe out a family

  • Comanche Indians were responsible for one of the most brutal slaughters in the history of the Wild West
  • But Dumb Depp sought to play Comanche Indian ‘Tonto’ in a ‘more sympathetic light’



Johnny Depp bird brain


If Oprah had a son…

Published on August 21, 2013,


If race-hater Barack Hussein Obama had a son, he’d look like this:

Trayvon Martin giving finger close


If race-baiter Oprah Winfrey had a son, he’d look like this:

Oprah's son

And would probably be about as useful.


Oprah Winfrey, a woman whose only friends are friends she can buy.


fat oprah edited


The Moron Revolution

Published on August 18, 2013,


The Industrial Revolution, which brought us everything we have today:

Industrial revolution



The Moron Revolution, which seeks to piss it all away:




Maybe not for long, but we still have a choice between industry —- and piss.

Golf 2 shot



The work of Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Hussein Obama and his fellow contrivance — and idiot sidekick in the Moron Revolution — Hillary Weiner Clinton:


Chaos in Egypt After Obama and Clinton Force Removal of Mubarak; No End In Sight to Bloodshed

Corpses filling Cairo’s streets and both sides vowing to escalate, any glimmers of hope extinguished


Egypt violence


“I’m ready.” *hic*

nose picking - Hillary Clinto


Jared Remy murderer2 edited

-TheFineReport special guest analyst, murderer Jared Remy


America’s ‘other’ idiot, John Kerry: yearns for the days of dictatorships

Published on August 14, 2013,


Kerry: “Ever since the end of the Cold War, forces have been unleashed that were tamped down…by dictators… Internet…makes it much harder to govern, makes it much harder to organize people.”


‘Tamped down’ by dictators?’

‘Internet makes it hard to govern?’

‘Makes it much harder to organize people?’ (Who does Kerry suggest the government seek to ‘organize?’)


Kerry and Fonda


“I’m a student of history, and I love to go back and read a particularly great book.”

-John Kerry



Pathetically incompetent and drunk, yes. But most people forgot she’s also pathetically corrupt. Worse, she is a common thief.

Published on August 14, 2013,

Clinton Foundation: supervised by a rotating board of cronies, rife with conflicts of interest, multimillion-dollar deficits despite vast amounts of money flowing in.


In other words: Hillary Clinton and her husband stole the money.



Ready by for jail


The horror of Barack Hussein Obama occupying the office of the president of the United States

Published on August 14, 2013,


If he’s brazenly doing insane things like this, just image what incredible abuses of power this freak is committing that the corrupt American news media will not report, and the cowardly, corrupt GOP leadership will not protect us from:


At taxpayer expense, Obama flies dog (no, not his wife) on a private jet



Oprah fat alone

On a side note: Would you let this beast touch something in your store worth $35,000?


When you’re an incompetent clown, you can’t take competent clowns making fun of you. BOYCOTT THE MISSOURI STATE FAIR

Published on August 12, 2013,

Clown banned for life from Missouri State Fair for Wearing Obama Mask



What a baby.

What an unbelievable, world-class asshole — even for an affirmative-action fraud.

obama cry baby with moustache


You gotta be nuts to support the Missouri State Fair by attending it.

@#$% ’em — boycott it.

That rodeo clown is always welcome here.

Obama clown at rodeo


Maybe when you are a world-class jackass, you have reason to be sensitive to being rightfully humiliated.

Golf 2 shot


Study: Children’s Poor Motor, Social Skills Linked To Too Much Television Watching

Published on August 12, 2013,



Lazy kid watching tv


Hillary 2016: Ready! *hic*

Published on August 11, 2013,


Empty pool edited


Ready. For rehab.

Hillary Clinton tired


The Barack Hussein Obama Contstruction Company, crazy Nancy Pelosi, superintendant: an analogy

Published on August 11, 2013,

Builders of Skyscraper In Spain Forget to Include Elevator



The BHO Co. boss



The BHO Co. super

Pelosi without makup trowel


Squeaker Boehner, BHO Co. corporate counsel

Boehner hapless with L


Barack Hussein Obama meets with House Squeaker Boehner about budget and immigration issues

Published on August 11, 2013,


Hussein and the Squeaker talked about pending political battles before the congressional recess, but White House officials declined to detail the conversation. 



Boeher folds for cube with baby bottle edited


Feds give millions in contracts to firms owned by fictitious people

Published on August 10, 2013,



And why not? The White House is occupied by two fictitious people.


The obamas and small guy edited



Speaking of not enough brain material…


“I’m ready!”

Posing by BFH

-by BFH, Iowntheworld.com


HILARIOUS: ObamaCare – “Take Ten Pills and You’re Fine”

Published on August 8, 2013,

Starring Crazy Nancy Pelosi:



Sinister dunce Barack Obama: ‘We Don’t Have a Domestic Spying Program’

Published on August 8, 2013,


Laughing ape


The moron president continues, aping words on a teleprompter he doesn’t understand:

“The odds of dying in a terrorist attack are a lot lower than they are of dying in a car accident, unfortunately.”

People Laughing


“Dude, I once died in a car accident. It was a super close call.
What does he mean by ‘domestic spying?’ Is he, like, spying on my Mom’s maid or something?”

Dumb guy


Stockholm Syndrome* sufferer John McCain and RINO sidekick Lindsay Graham travel to meet with their friends in the fascist Muslim Brotherhood

Published on August 7, 2013,


*Stockholm syndrome is a psychological phenomenon in which hostages express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings toward their captors, sometimes to the point of defending them.


McCain and Graham exclusive




Support the Tea Party candidate who could unseat Lindsay Graham: let’s put Mace in Graham’s face:



Nancy Mace


President Man-child and his sinister commie mommy

Published on August 6, 2013,

BREAKING Benghazi Bombshell:

Valerie Jarrett was the key decision-maker for the administration the night of the Benghazi terrorist attacks (as Obama went up to bed, and Hillary Weiner Clinton went off somewhere to get drunk)


with valerie jarrett good boyjpg


“She’s always telling me what to do…
I wonder what time Jay-Z’s gonna get here.”

Nose close flipping


Explosives implanted inside bodies may be behind current terror alerts

Published on August 5, 2013,



Terrorist suspected of smuggling a GBU-43/B massive air blast ordinance in a body orifice:

Michelle Obama wide load edited




It’s Obama’s birthday? (How does anyone actually know?)

Published on August 4, 2013,

Considering this about as good a copy of that clown’s birth certificate as any that has been produced, how does anybody know it’s his birthday?


Birth certificate



Published on August 4, 2013,

Say hello to Republican Nancy Mace, the Tea Party candidate who plans to challenge obnoxious RINO Lindsay Graham for the Senate in the 2014 Republican primary.


Mace is the first woman to graduate from The Citadel, a military college in the Palmetto State. She is also a wife, mother and small business owner from Goose Creek, S.C. According to her campaign website, she is the daughter of retired Army Brigadier Gen. Emory Mace.





The ‘eyes’ have it.

Nancy Mace



So let’s put Mace in Graham’s face.


Graham and Schumer tine is up



When the left needs to spread the lamest of its propaganda to the dumbest of its base: they trot out Crazy Nancy Pelosi

Published on August 4, 2013,


“President Obama is one of the most practically non-partisan presidents I have ever seen in my career and that he really is working to forge a budget agreement.”


“As for me…I’m working to forge the mother of  all ‘number twos.'”

Nancy Pelosi squeezing


Or, they trot out the outrageous tax cheat and filthy racist, democrat Congressman Charles Rangel:

“Tea Party Bunch of White Crackers”



Rangel on becach


Or, their useful moron in reserve:

Ready to fail again



Published on August 3, 2013,

New York Times Sells Boston Globe at 93% Loss


People Laughing


CNN Viewership Drops 32%, HLN 50%


Piers Moron laughing


John Kerry: ‘There was no coup in Egypt’


Laughing ape


“What’s so funny?”

Kerry scratching his head


69 Things to Do Sexually Before You Die

Published on August 3, 2013,

Sexual bucket

by Sasha Brown-Stain

What sexual things should everyone experience before they die? Ninety percent of these can be done in the context of a loving, safe marriage. The rest, alas, I will have to leave to the single gals among us. But here is a list of 69 sexual must-dos before you die.

  1. Kiss a girl
  2. Kiss a frog
  3. Have anal
  4. Have anal with Charles Schumer
  5. Have a threesome
  6. Have a threesome with Al Sharpton and Michelle Obama
  7. Engage in group sex
  8. Engage in group therapy
  9. Have phone sex
  10. Have sex with the phone
  11. Buy a masturbation toy
  12. Buy a masturbation toy using your Mastercard
  13. Masturbate using a vibrator
  14. Masturbate by riding a lawnmower
  15. Masturbate using a rolled-up copy of the Bill of Rights
  16. Masturbate using a rolled-up copy of all 2,700 pages of Obamacare
  17. Be tied up
  18. Tie someone up
  19. Tie someone up and beat the @#$% out of them
  20. Have sex in a public space
  21. Have sex in jail after you’re arrested for having sex in a public place
  22. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex
  23. Get shot because you watched others having sex through their window
  24. Sex with a morbidly obese person
  25. Go down on Chris Christie
  26. Try going up on Chris Christie
  27. Sex in a car
  28. Sex at a drive-in
  29. Sex at Jiffy Lube
  30. Sex in the police car on your way to jail
  31. Light spanking
  32. Spanking with a 2×4
  33. Sex in the bathtub
  34. Sex in the garbage disposal
  35. Sex standing up against your office cubicle
  36. Sex on your office cubicle, after you’ve knocked it down
  37. Sex in the pitch black
  38. Sex with a pitch black
  39. If you’re pitch black, sex with a cracka
  40. Send a nude photo to Anthony Weiner
  41. Send a nude photo to Bill Clinton
  42. Send a nude photo to Hillary Weiner Clinton
  43. Sex in broad daylight
  44. Sex with a broad
  45. Sex in a tent in the wilderness
  46. Sex with the bear you woke up that has now come to kill you
  47. Watch porn together
  48. Make porn together
  49. Explain to your children why you made porn together, after their friends discover it on the Internet and humiliate them into a mental institution
  50. Finally learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
  51. Finally learn multiplication
  52. Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex
  53. Sex with Fredrick
  54. Sex someone much older
  55. Sex with a corpse, Nancy Pelosi or John Boehner
  56. Sex with Barack Obama, Eric Holder or Hillary Clinton while they pick their nose
  57. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
  58. Explaining to everyone why you are a convicted sex offender because you had sex in the ocean while people swam around you
  59. Use KY jelly on a partner’s orifice
  60. Use naval jelly on a partner’s orifice
  61. Sex while on drugs
  62. Sex after a concussion
  63. Sex with a serial killer
  64. Sex with cereal
  65. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes
  66. Learn to orgasm at baseball games
  67. Learn to orgasm at funerals
  68. Have sex in a full house
  69. And again, explain to people for the rest of your life why you are a convicted sex offender for having sex in a full house



© Copyright TheFineReport.com 2013 All Rights Reserved