November 4th, 2008:
Never forget this attack on America.
Today, on the anniversary on the attack on America which killed over 3,000 Americans, Michelle Obama is holding a conference to tout her “New Effort To Encourage Everyone to Drink More Water.”
UNLIKE THE GOP, THEY’RE NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO PUT A LOSER LIKE JANE BOEHNER IN CHARGE OF THEIR NEW MAJORITY IN PARLIAMENT — TWICE
Australia’s Conservative Coalition has been swept to a landslide election victory; incoming prime minister Tony Abbott declaring the country is “under new management.”
Is this new slut-maker a talentless contrivance who had to rip off both Marvin Gaye and Funkadelic to create a song playable on the radio?
America’s least sexy slut, Miley ‘Foamfinger’ Cyrus
THE ‘ARTISTS’ CRAZY NANCY PELOSI TOUTED AS SPECIFICALLY BENEFITING FROM OBAMACARE WILL BE GETTING THE BOOT FROM THEIR INSURERS BECAUSE OF OBAMACARE:
As Obamacare begins to kick in, artists, photographers, writers, and other members of the “creative class” who have access to health insurance programs through numerous professional organizations will lose that coverage.
“But not us!”
Bruce Springsteen, ignoramus music artist, with Barack Obama, ignoramus bullshit artist.
Up until now professional organizations have worked with insurance providers to craft reduced-rate plans for their members. But thanks to the fine print in the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (PPACA), on January 1, 2014, many of these plans will fail to pass legal muster.
The College Art Association website posted a notice this month: “The New York Life Insurance Company recently informed CAA that it will no longer offer catastrophic healthcare coverage previously available to CAA members.” Why? Because it “is no longer an option” for “associations whose members reside in different states” to provide such coverage. These members will have to seek help from their home states’ newly formed Obamacare exchanges. Plans offered to Modern Language Association (MLA) members will suffer a similar fate.
Other insurance providers are reporting cancellations. The Entertainment Industry Group Insurance Trust (TEIGIT) website posts the following notice: “All individual and/or Sole Proprietor Health Insurance will terminate January 1, 2014. This includes plans acquired as Members of our Affiliated Associations & their groups.” Those affiliated associations include the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists, the Dramatists Guild, the Graphic Arts Guild, NY Women in Film and Television, and many others.
“Ha! Those artists are gonna @#$%!”
Australians come to their senses: Conservative leader Abbott sweeps into power in Australian elections; liberals booted out
SYDNEY/CANBERRA (Reuters) – Australia’s conservative leader Tony Abbott swept into office in national elections on Saturday as voters punished the outgoing Labor government for six years of turbulent rule
Will Americans come to their senses in 2016?
Will we even have a country worth saving in 2016 by the time this psycho is done?
— Or this backstabbing fool is booted out?
‘Traitor Joe’ Biden wants the corrupt Janet Napolitano on the Supreme Court
Iran Aggressively Recruiting ‘Invisible Army’ of Latin American Converts to Infiltrate the United States Through Mexican Border
“I trust Barack Obama will see to this. As usual, he has my complete trust — and support.”
Libya lies in lawlessness and ruin
Libya has almost entirely stopped producing oil as the government loses control of much of the country to militia fighters
Thank you, Hillary Clinton!
“You’re welcome. Does the ‘What difference does that make now?’ thing still apply?” *hic*
BREAKING: For Her Failures, Hillary Clinton To Receive Liberty Medal — Presented to her by RINO Jeb Bush — One Day Before Benghazi Anniversary!
“It’s now Authoritarian vs. Libertarian. Since Democrats vs. Republicans has been obliterated, no real difference between parties”
— MATT DRUDGE (@DRUDGE)
Stockholm Syndrome sufferer McCain: Shouting ‘Allahu Akhbar!’ Same as Christians Shouting ‘Thank God!’
McCain Plays Poker During the Senate’s Syria Hearing
Squeaker Boehner, and Trainwreck Cantor back Obama on Syria
“I support all boobs.”
Rand Paul: If Boehner Passes Amnesty, Will Be Final Thing He Does as Squeaker
Starve this party of backstabbing idiots.
Support the Tea Party as if the future of your country depended on it.
When you elect a cowardly, backstabbing hack for House Squeaker — twice! — expect a fascist lunatic elected president to act like one
Obama’s IRS continues to hound Tea Party; ramps up harassment and oppression
“This is going to be a whale of a fight!
And, of course, a whale of a surrender.“
Contact this raging coward and demand that he come out of hiding or that he resign:
H-232 The Capitol
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: (202) 225-0600
Fax: (202) 225-5117
“Is it true that a purple bra clashes with pink panties?”
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.
Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as “plucking the yew” (or “pluck yew”).
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, ‘See, we can still pluck yew!’
Since ‘pluck yew’ is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F’, and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute.
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as “giving the bird.”
Even today, it is still appropriate to salute the French in this manner.
NEXT TIME: The history of the index finger
“I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS.”
On NSA surveillance: “We wanted a president who listens to all Americans. Now we have one.”
On a new IRS commissioner: “He’s called ‘acting commissioner’ because he has to act like the scandal doesn’t involve the White House.”
On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: “If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will be shut in a month.”
Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals: “Remember in the old days when President Obama’s biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?”
On Obama saying he didn’t know about the IRS scandal: “He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS.”
“The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the subject.”
“It’s casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they’re casually going through everybody’s phone calls and records.”
“It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the fifth.”
“Fox News has changed its slogan from ‘Fair and Balanced’ to ‘See, I told you so!'”
“These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. People in Kenya are now saying he’s 100% American. That’s how bad it’s gotten.”
On Obama’s commencement address: “He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs.”
On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a ferris wheel: “The only way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi.”
“Can You Spot the Victim?”
Now, for our host! —
Host: “Hello everybody! Our first contestant is Al Sharpton. Welcome to the show, Al!”
Al Sharpton: “I’m happy to be here.”
Host: “Al, what do you do for a living?”
Al Sharpton: “I iz one of dem race-baiter types. And I got me a show on MSNBC.”
Host: “Fantastic. What do you do in your free time?”
Al Sharpton: “I hang out wit my close personal friend, da president of da United States, Barack Hussein Obama. He’s da head race-baiter, you know. But I tell him wut to do.”
Host: “Great, Al! So you know how to play the game: you get four guesses at a right answer to one of our questions. Each contestant starts with a bank of $5,000. But for each wrong answer, you lose a thousand dollars in that bank until you do reach the correct answer. Are you ready, Al?”
Al Sharpton: “I’z ready.”
Host: “Okay, Al: the topic for today’s question involves black teens in Oklahoma who brutally murdered a man from Australia because he was white.”
Al Sharpton: “And dey shoulda brutally murdered him.”
Host: “No, no, Al, not yet — please wait for the question. Now, here is a slide of four people. Three of them are the men in it are the men who murdered a white man because he was white. So only one of the people in the slide is the victim. Our question is: ‘Can you spot the victim?’”
Al Sharpton: “Hmm… Dat’s a tough one.”
Host: “Take your time.”
Al Sharpton: “If you hadda ask me who da victim wuz in all dis, I’d have to say Numba 1.”
Host: “No, Al — that’s not correct! You are down to $4,000, but you have three more guesses!”
Al Sharpton: “Okay. I pick numba 2.”
Host: “No Al, that’s not correct! Why did you pick number 2?”
Al Sharpton: “Cause, you just look at him and you know dat he was discriminated against. Dat’s Trayvon Martin, right?”
Host: “No Al, that’s not Trayvon Martin. Let me ask the judges… Yes, according to the judges, I am allowed to tell you that Trayvon Martin is not featured in the slide. Down to $3,000, you have two more guesses to spot the victim!”
Al Sharpton: “Okay. Numba 3.”
Host: “No, that’s not correct either, Al. Al, why did you pick number 3?”
Al Sharpton: “Cause, he looks like one of dem white mexicans — but he ain’t. But he duz look like one of dem dark Mexicans. Not dat I look at people according to da race dey are, but he should be in line before a white person — but only after a black person.”
Host: “Okay, Al Sharpton, you are down to two thousand dollars, and the fourth of your guesses: for two thousand dollars, can you spot the victim?”
Al Sharpton: “Uhh… I pick numba 1.”
Host: “Wrong, Al! Al, you picked number 1 already. Why did you pick number 1 again?”
Al Sharpton: “Cause I don’t see no udda victim in da pictures. Just dis cracka in a hat.”
Host: “Well Al, that’s how it goes. But congratulations, because even after answering all four questions wrong, you still walk away with a prize of one thousand dollars. Before you go, tell me: Is Barack Obama as dumb, corrupt and evil an asshole as you are?”
Al Sharpton: “Honestly? I would say we wuz even.”
Host: “Okay, Al Sharpton! Everybody, a big hand for Al Shaprton! Al, thank you for playing!
Al Sharpton: “You iz welcome.”
Host: “Let’s welcome our next contestant: Michelle Obama!”
Host: “Okay, Michelle: the topic for today’s question involves black teens in Oklahoma who brutally murdered a man from Australia because he was white.”
Michelle Obma: “And they shoulda brutally murdered him.”
NY Times editor Jill Abramson denies paper has a bias, despite current and former public editors criticizing its leftist viewpoint
NY Times, here’s what we think of your propaganda rag:
The truth Johnny
Dumb Depp wants to hide about the real-life Tontos: How Comanche Indians butchered babies, roasted enemies alive and would ride 1,000 miles to wipe out a family
- Comanche Indians were responsible for one of the most brutal slaughters in the history of the Wild West
DumbDepp sought to play Comanche Indian ‘Tonto’ in a ‘more sympathetic light’
If race-hater Barack Hussein Obama had a son, he’d look like this:
If race-baiter Oprah Winfrey had a son, he’d look like this:
And would probably be about as useful.
Oprah Winfrey, a woman whose only friends are friends she can buy.
The Industrial Revolution, which brought us everything we have today:
The Moron Revolution, which seeks to piss it all away:
Maybe not for long, but we still have a choice between industry —- and piss.
The work of Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Hussein Obama and his fellow contrivance — and idiot sidekick in the Moron Revolution — Hillary Weiner Clinton:
Chaos in Egypt After Obama and Clinton Force Removal of Mubarak; No End In Sight to Bloodshed
Corpses filling Cairo’s streets and both sides vowing to escalate, any glimmers of hope extinguished
“I’m ready.” *hic*
-TheFineReport special guest analyst, murderer Jared Remy
Kerry: “Ever since the end of the Cold War, forces have been unleashed that were tamped down…by dictators… Internet…makes it much harder to govern, makes it much harder to organize people.”
‘Tamped down’ by dictators?’
‘Internet makes it hard to govern?’
‘Makes it much harder to organize people?’ (Who does Kerry suggest the government seek to ‘organize?’)
“I’m a student of history, and I love to go back and read a particularly great book.”
Pathetically incompetent and drunk, yes. But most people forgot she’s also pathetically corrupt. Worse, she is a common thief.
Clinton Foundation: supervised by a rotating board of cronies, rife with conflicts of interest, multimillion-dollar deficits despite vast amounts of money flowing in.
In other words: Hillary Clinton and her husband stole the money.
If he’s brazenly doing insane things like this, just image what incredible abuses of power this freak is committing that the corrupt American news media will not report, and the cowardly, corrupt GOP leadership will not protect us from:
At taxpayer expense, Obama flies dog (no, not his wife) on a private jet
On a side note: Would you let this beast touch something in your store worth $35,000?
When you’re an incompetent clown, you can’t take competent clowns making fun of you. BOYCOTT THE MISSOURI STATE FAIR
Clown banned for life from Missouri State Fair for Wearing Obama Mask
What a baby.
What an unbelievable, world-class asshole — even for an affirmative-action fraud.
You gotta be nuts to support the Missouri State Fair by attending it.
@#$% ’em — boycott it.
That rodeo clown is always welcome here.
Maybe when you are a world-class jackass, you have reason to be sensitive to being rightfully humiliated.
Builders of Skyscraper In Spain Forget to Include Elevator
The BHO Co. boss
The BHO Co. super