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DANIEL PIPES: “A great country finds itself held hostage to the ego of a small man.”

Published on September 13, 2013,



With long fingers.


Nose close flipping

Obama big middle finger


“A great country finds itself held hostage to the ego of a small man. In short, Americans are finally starting to see the consequences of electing and re-electing arguably the worst politician in modern times to inhabit the White House, consequences that will only become more apparent in the years ahead.”



Giving Putina  bj


Jesse Jackass Jr. to Get $8,700 Per Month in Disability, Plus Pension — in Prison!

Published on September 13, 2013,


Jackass Jr. cites sudden development of a “mood disorder”



Jesse Jackass Jr.

h/t: Bob


“See you in the shower, honey.”

Bradley manning in drag smaller

Traitor Bradley Manning


Tea Party Republicans flex muscle, put Boehner in tight spot as showdown looms

Published on September 13, 2013,



“Tight? Nothing is tighter than this bra.

Take my advice, girls: always buy one cup-size bigger.”

Boeher in bra cropped 2


Obama v. Putin

Published on September 12, 2013,





Nose close flipping



Yeah, electing this freak was a good idea.



September 11, 2001: Never forget this attack on America.

Published on September 11, 2013,

american flag




November 4th, 2008:

Never forget this attack on America.

Nose close flipping



Today, on the anniversary on the attack on America which killed over 3,000 Americans, Michelle Obama is holding a conference to tout her “New Effort To Encourage Everyone to Drink More Water.”


Michelle Obama fat stripper ass



Published on September 8, 2013,



Boehner hapless with L

Australia’s Conservative Coalition has been swept to a landslide election victory; incoming prime minister Tony Abbott declaring the country is “under new management.”



Is Robin Thicke the Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton of music?

Published on September 8, 2013,


Is this new slut-maker a talentless contrivance who had to rip off both Marvin Gaye and Funkadelic to create a song playable on the radio?



You decide:




Voting ‘present:’

Miley Cyrus

America’s least sexy slut, Miley ‘Foamfinger’ Cyrus


Crazy Pelosi’s ”artists’ will lose SPECIFICALLY health insurance under Obamacare!

Published on September 7, 2013,


As Obamacare begins to kick in, artists, photographers, writers, and other members of the “creative class” who have access to health insurance programs through numerous professional organizations will lose that coverage.



“But not us!”

Obama and Springsteen in Mao hats

Bruce Springsteen, ignoramus music artist, with Barack Obama, ignoramus bullshit artist.


Up until now professional organizations have worked with insurance providers to craft reduced-rate plans for their members. But thanks to the fine print in the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (PPACA), on January 1, 2014, many of these plans will fail to pass legal muster.


The College Art Association website posted a notice this month: “The New York Life Insurance Company recently informed CAA that it will no longer offer catastrophic healthcare coverage previously available to CAA members.” Why? Because it “is no longer an option” for “associations whose members reside in different states” to provide such coverage. These members will have to seek help from their home states’ newly formed Obamacare exchanges. Plans offered to Modern Language Association (MLA) members will suffer a similar fate.


Other insurance providers are reporting cancellations. The Entertainment Industry Group Insurance Trust (TEIGIT) website posts the following notice: “All individual and/or Sole Proprietor Health Insurance will terminate January 1, 2014. This includes plans acquired as Members of our Affiliated Associations & their groups.” Those affiliated associations include the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists, the Dramatists Guild, the Graphic Arts Guild, NY Women in Film and Television, and many others.



“Ha! Those artists are gonna @#$%!”

Nancy Pelosi squeezing


Australians come to their senses: Conservative leader Abbott sweeps into power in Australian elections; liberals booted out

Published on September 7, 2013,



SYDNEY/CANBERRA (Reuters) – Australia’s conservative leader Tony Abbott swept into office in national elections on Saturday as voters punished the outgoing Labor government for six years of turbulent rule



Will Americans come to their senses in 2016?


Ted Cruz group photo edited



Will we even have a country worth saving in 2016 by the time this psycho is done?


Obama big middle finger


— Or this backstabbing fool is booted out?



‘Traitor Joe’ Biden

Published on September 7, 2013,

‘Traitor Joe’ Biden wants the corrupt Janet Napolitano on the Supreme Court


Janet Napolitano by Scooter




Biden’s plagiarism

Biden smarmy smile




Published on September 6, 2013,

On boat edited


“That’s what he told me.
Of course, I believe him.”

Boehner douche2


Iran Aggressively Recruiting ‘Invisible Army’ of Latin American Converts to Infiltrate the United States Through Mexican Border

Published on September 6, 2013,



“I trust Barack Obama will see to this. As usual, he has my complete trust — and support.”

Boehner in bra


Wrapped too tightly in his Democrat media diaper, ‘Barack Obama’ has lost touch with reality. (Was this a-hole ever in touch with reality?)

Published on September 6, 2013,





Hillary Clinton’s single accomplishment as Secretary of Inebriation:

Published on September 3, 2013,

Libya lies in lawlessness and ruin

Libya has almost entirely stopped producing oil as the government loses control of much of the country to militia fighters



Thank you, Hillary Clinton!


“You’re welcome.  Does the ‘What difference does that make now?’ thing still apply?” *hic*

Hillary Clinton tired


BREAKING: For Her Failures, Hillary Clinton To Receive Liberty Medal — Presented to her by RINO Jeb Bush —  One Day Before Benghazi Anniversary!



Jeb Bush edtited


Matt Drudge: ‘Why would anyone vote Republican?’

Published on September 3, 2013,


McCain kerry and clinton


   “It’s now Authoritarian vs. Libertarian. Since Democrats vs. Republicans has been obliterated, no real difference between parties”



Stockholm Syndrome sufferer McCain: Shouting ‘Allahu Akhbar!’ Same as Christians Shouting ‘Thank God!’



McCain Plays Poker During the Senate’s Syria Hearing



Squeaker Boehner, and Trainwreck Cantor back Obama on Syria



“I support all boobs.”

Boeher in bra cropped 2


Rand Paul: If Boehner Passes Amnesty, Will Be Final Thing He Does as Squeaker




Starve this party of backstabbing idiots.

GOP Rat edited

“They’re crazy!”





Support the Tea Party as if the future of your country depended on it.

Tea party


When you elect a cowardly, backstabbing hack for House Squeaker — twice! — expect a fascist lunatic elected president to act like one

Published on August 30, 2013,

Obama’s IRS continues to hound Tea Party; ramps up harassment and oppression



“This is going to be a whale of a fight!

And, of course, a whale of a surrender.

Boehner douche2


Contact this raging coward and demand that he come out of hiding or that he resign:


H-232 The Capitol

Washington, DC 20515

Phone: (202) 225-0600

Fax: (202) 225-5117


“Is it true that a purple bra clashes with pink panties?”

Boeher in bra cropped 2


Obama briefs Boehner on Syria

Published on August 30, 2013,

obama-boehner_picture_handshake edited larger


The history of the ‘middle finger’

Published on August 28, 2013,

Obama big middle finger

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.


Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.


This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as “plucking the yew” (or “pluck yew”).


Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, ‘See, we can still pluck yew!’


Since ‘pluck yew’ is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F’, and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute.


It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as “giving the bird.”


Even today, it is still appropriate to salute the French in this manner.


NEXT TIME: The history of the index finger

Nose close flipping
h/t: Peter

Bradley Manning and Chelsea Clinton

Published on August 26, 2013,


Or is it Chelsea Manning —

 Bradley manning in drag smaller


— and Bradley Clinton?

Chelsea Ugly Its in the genes



And let’s not forget Jane Boehner.

Boeher in bra cropped 2


With Obama jokes like these, no wonder the corrupt NBC is getting rid of Jay Leno

Published on August 25, 2013,


jay leno


“I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS.”


On NSA surveillance: “We wanted a president who listens to all Americans. Now we have one.”


On a new IRS commissioner: “He’s called ‘acting commissioner’ because he has to act like the scandal doesn’t involve the White House.”


On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: “If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will be shut in a month.”


Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals: “Remember in the old days when President Obama’s biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?”


On Obama saying he didn’t know about the IRS scandal: “He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS.” 

“The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the subject.”


“It’s casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they’re casually going through everybody’s phone calls and records.”


“It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the fifth.”


“Fox News has changed its slogan from ‘Fair and Balanced’ to ‘See, I told you so!'”


“These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. People in Kenya are now saying he’s 100% American. That’s how bad it’s gotten.”


On Obama’s commencement address: “He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs.”


On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a ferris wheel: “The only way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi.”


On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: “They took ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House.”


And the biggest joke of all — but it’s on us:

Nose close flipping


h/t: Peter


Al Sharpton on a new Fine Report game show!

Published on August 21, 2013,

“Can You Spot the Victim?”

Now, for our host! —

 game show
Host: “Hello everybody! Our first contestant is Al Sharpton. Welcome to the show, Al!”


Al Sharpton: “I’m happy to be here.”
Host: “Al, what do you do for a living?”
Al Sharpton: “I iz one of dem race-baiter types. And I got me a show on MSNBC.”


Host: “Fantastic. What do you do in your free time?”
Al Sharpton: “I hang out wit my close personal friend, da president of da United States, Barack Hussein Obama. He’s da head race-baiter, you know. But I tell him wut to do.”


Host: “Great, Al! So you know how to play the game: you get four guesses at a right answer to one of our questions.  Each contestant starts with a bank of $5,000. But for each wrong answer, you lose a thousand dollars in that bank until you do reach the correct answer. Are you ready, Al?”
Al Sharpton: “I’z ready.”
Host: “Okay, Al: the topic for today’s question involves black teens in Oklahoma who brutally murdered a man from Australia because he was white.”
Al Sharpton: “And dey shoulda brutally murdered him.”
Host: “No, no, Al, not yet — please wait for the question. Now, here is a slide of four people. Three of them are the men in it are the men who murdered a white man because he was white. So only one of the people in the slide is the victim. Our question is: ‘Can you spot the victim?’”

Ok victim and murderers edited

Al Sharpton: “Hmm… Dat’s a tough one.”
Host: “Take your time.”
Al Sharpton: “If you hadda ask me who da victim wuz in all dis, I’d have to say Numba 1.”
Host: “No, Al — that’s not correct! You are down to $4,000, but you have three more guesses!”
Al Sharpton: “Okay. I pick numba 2.”
Host: “No Al, that’s not correct! Why did you pick number 2?”
Al Sharpton: “Cause, you just look at him and you know dat he was discriminated against. Dat’s Trayvon Martin, right?”
Host: “No Al, that’s not Trayvon Martin. Let me ask the judges… Yes, according to the judges, I am allowed to tell you that Trayvon Martin is not featured in the slide. Down to $3,000, you have two more guesses to spot the victim!”
Al Sharpton: “Okay. Numba 3.”
Host: “No, that’s not correct either, Al.  Al, why did you pick number 3?”
Al Sharpton: “Cause, he looks like one of dem white mexicans — but he ain’t. But he duz look like one of dem dark Mexicans. Not dat I look at people according to da race dey are, but he should be in line before a white person — but only after a black person.”
Host: “Okay, Al Sharpton, you are down to two thousand dollars, and the fourth of your guesses: for two thousand dollars, can you spot the victim?”
Al Sharpton: “Uhh… I pick numba 1.”
Host: “Wrong, Al! Al, you picked number 1 already. Why did you pick number 1 again?”
Al Sharpton: “Cause I don’t see no udda victim in da pictures. Just dis cracka in a hat.”
Host: “Well Al, that’s how it goes. But congratulations, because even after answering all four questions wrong, you still walk away with a prize of one thousand dollars. Before you go, tell me: Is Barack Obama as dumb, corrupt and evil an asshole as you are?”
Al Sharpton: “Honestly? I would say we wuz even.”
Host: “Okay, Al Sharpton! Everybody, a big hand for Al Shaprton! Al, thank you for playing!
Al Sharpton: “You iz welcome.”


Host: “Let’s welcome our next contestant: Michelle Obama!”

michelle-obama-muscle face

Host: “Okay, Michelle: the topic for today’s question involves black teens in Oklahoma who brutally murdered a man from Australia because he was white.”
Michelle Obma: “And they shoulda brutally murdered him.”

The Crazy Nancy Pelosi of newspaper editors

Published on August 21, 2013,


NY Times editor Jill Abramson denies paper has a bias, despite current and former public editors criticizing its leftist viewpoint



People Laughing



NY Times, here’s what we think of your propaganda rag:

Trayvon Martin giving finger close



Monkey phone edited



Published on August 21, 2013,

The truth Johnny Dumb Depp wants to hide about the real-life Tontos: How Comanche Indians butchered babies, roasted enemies alive and would ride 1,000 miles to wipe out a family

  • Comanche Indians were responsible for one of the most brutal slaughters in the history of the Wild West
  • But Dumb Depp sought to play Comanche Indian ‘Tonto’ in a ‘more sympathetic light’



Johnny Depp bird brain


If Oprah had a son…

Published on August 21, 2013,


If race-hater Barack Hussein Obama had a son, he’d look like this:

Trayvon Martin giving finger close


If race-baiter Oprah Winfrey had a son, he’d look like this:

Oprah's son

And would probably be about as useful.


Oprah Winfrey, a woman whose only friends are friends she can buy.


fat oprah edited


The Moron Revolution

Published on August 18, 2013,


The Industrial Revolution, which brought us everything we have today:

Industrial revolution



The Moron Revolution, which seeks to piss it all away:




Maybe not for long, but we still have a choice between industry —- and piss.

Golf 2 shot



The work of Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Hussein Obama and his fellow contrivance — and idiot sidekick in the Moron Revolution — Hillary Weiner Clinton:


Chaos in Egypt After Obama and Clinton Force Removal of Mubarak; No End In Sight to Bloodshed

Corpses filling Cairo’s streets and both sides vowing to escalate, any glimmers of hope extinguished


Egypt violence


“I’m ready.” *hic*

nose picking - Hillary Clinto


Jared Remy murderer2 edited

-TheFineReport special guest analyst, murderer Jared Remy


America’s ‘other’ idiot, John Kerry: yearns for the days of dictatorships

Published on August 14, 2013,


Kerry: “Ever since the end of the Cold War, forces have been unleashed that were tamped down…by dictators… Internet…makes it much harder to govern, makes it much harder to organize people.”


‘Tamped down’ by dictators?’

‘Internet makes it hard to govern?’

‘Makes it much harder to organize people?’ (Who does Kerry suggest the government seek to ‘organize?’)


Kerry and Fonda


“I’m a student of history, and I love to go back and read a particularly great book.”

-John Kerry



Pathetically incompetent and drunk, yes. But most people forgot she’s also pathetically corrupt. Worse, she is a common thief.

Published on August 14, 2013,

Clinton Foundation: supervised by a rotating board of cronies, rife with conflicts of interest, multimillion-dollar deficits despite vast amounts of money flowing in.


In other words: Hillary Clinton and her husband stole the money.



Ready by for jail


The horror of Barack Hussein Obama occupying the office of the president of the United States

Published on August 14, 2013,


If he’s brazenly doing insane things like this, just image what incredible abuses of power this freak is committing that the corrupt American news media will not report, and the cowardly, corrupt GOP leadership will not protect us from:


At taxpayer expense, Obama flies dog (no, not his wife) on a private jet



Oprah fat alone

On a side note: Would you let this beast touch something in your store worth $35,000?


When you’re an incompetent clown, you can’t take competent clowns making fun of you. BOYCOTT THE MISSOURI STATE FAIR

Published on August 12, 2013,

Clown banned for life from Missouri State Fair for Wearing Obama Mask



What a baby.

What an unbelievable, world-class asshole — even for an affirmative-action fraud.

obama cry baby with moustache


You gotta be nuts to support the Missouri State Fair by attending it.

@#$% ’em — boycott it.

That rodeo clown is always welcome here.

Obama clown at rodeo


Maybe when you are a world-class jackass, you have reason to be sensitive to being rightfully humiliated.

Golf 2 shot


Study: Children’s Poor Motor, Social Skills Linked To Too Much Television Watching

Published on August 12, 2013,



Lazy kid watching tv

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