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It’s Obama’s birthday? (How does anyone actually know?)

Published on August 4, 2013,

Considering this about as good a copy of that clown’s birth certificate as any that has been produced, how does anybody know it’s his birthday?

 

Birth certificate

 
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LET’S PUT MACE IN LINDSAY GRAHAM’S FACE

Published on August 4, 2013,

Say hello to Republican Nancy Mace, the Tea Party candidate who plans to challenge obnoxious RINO Lindsay Graham for the Senate in the 2014 Republican primary.

 

Mace is the first woman to graduate from The Citadel, a military college in the Palmetto State. She is also a wife, mother and small business owner from Goose Creek, S.C. According to her campaign website, she is the daughter of retired Army Brigadier Gen. Emory Mace.

 

VOTE WITH YOUR POCKETBOOK.

http://nancymace.org/

 

The ‘eyes’ have it.

Nancy Mace

http://nancymace.org/

 

So let’s put Mace in Graham’s face.

 

Graham and Schumer tine is up

RINO Rat

 
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When the left needs to spread the lamest of its propaganda to the dumbest of its base: they trot out Crazy Nancy Pelosi

Published on August 4, 2013,

 

“President Obama is one of the most practically non-partisan presidents I have ever seen in my career and that he really is working to forge a budget agreement.”

http://dailycaller.com/2013/08/02/pelosi-obama-one-of-the-most-practically-non-partisan-presidents/

“As for me…I’m working to forge the mother of  all ‘number twos.'”

Nancy Pelosi squeezing

 

Or, they trot out the outrageous tax cheat and filthy racist, democrat Congressman Charles Rangel:

“Tea Party Bunch of White Crackers”

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/08/democrat-charlie-rangel-tea-party-bunch-of-white-crackers/?ModPagespeed=noscript

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/08/democrat-charlie-rangel-tea-party-bunch-of-white-crackers/?ModPagespeed=noscript

Rangel on becach

 

Or, their useful moron in reserve:

Ready to fail again

 
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Funnies!

Published on August 3, 2013,

New York Times Sells Boston Globe at 93% Loss

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/08/03/New-york-times-sell-boston-globe-at-93-percent-loss

People Laughing

 

CNN Viewership Drops 32%, HLN 50%

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/08/03/post-zimmerman-cnn-viewers-drop32-percent-HLN-50-percent

Piers Moron laughing

 

John Kerry: ‘There was no coup in Egypt’

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/08/02/kerry-tries-to-clarify-his-remark-that-egyptian-military-coup-aimed-to-restore/

Laughing ape

 

“What’s so funny?”

Kerry scratching his head

 
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69 Things to Do Sexually Before You Die

Published on August 3, 2013,

Sexual bucket

by Sasha Brown-Stain

What sexual things should everyone experience before they die? Ninety percent of these can be done in the context of a loving, safe marriage. The rest, alas, I will have to leave to the single gals among us. But here is a list of 69 sexual must-dos before you die.

  1. Kiss a girl
  2. Kiss a frog
  3. Have anal
  4. Have anal with Charles Schumer
  5. Have a threesome
  6. Have a threesome with Al Sharpton and Michelle Obama
  7. Engage in group sex
  8. Engage in group therapy
  9. Have phone sex
  10. Have sex with the phone
  11. Buy a masturbation toy
  12. Buy a masturbation toy using your Mastercard
  13. Masturbate using a vibrator
  14. Masturbate by riding a lawnmower
  15. Masturbate using a rolled-up copy of the Bill of Rights
  16. Masturbate using a rolled-up copy of all 2,700 pages of Obamacare
  17. Be tied up
  18. Tie someone up
  19. Tie someone up and beat the @#$% out of them
  20. Have sex in a public space
  21. Have sex in jail after you’re arrested for having sex in a public place
  22. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex
  23. Get shot because you watched others having sex through their window
  24. Sex with a morbidly obese person
  25. Go down on Chris Christie
  26. Try going up on Chris Christie
  27. Sex in a car
  28. Sex at a drive-in
  29. Sex at Jiffy Lube
  30. Sex in the police car on your way to jail
  31. Light spanking
  32. Spanking with a 2×4
  33. Sex in the bathtub
  34. Sex in the garbage disposal
  35. Sex standing up against your office cubicle
  36. Sex on your office cubicle, after you’ve knocked it down
  37. Sex in the pitch black
  38. Sex with a pitch black
  39. If you’re pitch black, sex with a cracka
  40. Send a nude photo to Anthony Weiner
  41. Send a nude photo to Bill Clinton
  42. Send a nude photo to Hillary Weiner Clinton
  43. Sex in broad daylight
  44. Sex with a broad
  45. Sex in a tent in the wilderness
  46. Sex with the bear you woke up that has now come to kill you
  47. Watch porn together
  48. Make porn together
  49. Explain to your children why you made porn together, after their friends discover it on the Internet and humiliate them into a mental institution
  50. Finally learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
  51. Finally learn multiplication
  52. Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex
  53. Sex with Fredrick
  54. Sex someone much older
  55. Sex with a corpse, Nancy Pelosi or John Boehner
  56. Sex with Barack Obama, Eric Holder or Hillary Clinton while they pick their nose
  57. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
  58. Explaining to everyone why you are a convicted sex offender because you had sex in the ocean while people swam around you
  59. Use KY jelly on a partner’s orifice
  60. Use naval jelly on a partner’s orifice
  61. Sex while on drugs
  62. Sex after a concussion
  63. Sex with a serial killer
  64. Sex with cereal
  65. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes
  66. Learn to orgasm at baseball games
  67. Learn to orgasm at funerals
  68. Have sex in a full house
  69. And again, explain to people for the rest of your life why you are a convicted sex offender for having sex in a full house

 

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John McCain: the Stockholm Syndrome* is kicking in again

Published on August 2, 2013,

 Stockholm Syndrome* sufferer John McCain says he might vote for Hillary Weiner Clinton instead of Republican Rand Paul

http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2013/07/31/the-one-insult-john-mccain-cant-forgive/

with Hilary clinton red noses

*Stockholm syndrome is a psychological phenomenon in which hostages express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings toward their captors, sometimes to the point of defending them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

 

John McCain was a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. From the first moments of his capture, had behaved as a collaborator and propaganda tool for his North Vietnamese captors. McCain had engaged in no less than 30 anti-American propaganda broadcasts for the enemy during the period of his captivity. Far from the image of a dedicated American “hero” sweating it out in a North Vietnamese prisoner’s “hotbox” for 5 1/2 years, McCain was often given “special” treatment by his captors. No one had ever witnessed McCain’s supposed torture at the hands of his captors.

http://educate-yourself.org/cn/earlhopperinterview08feb08.shtml

 

“I always say: if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. And as we all know, I can’t beat anybody.”

john-mccain

 
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More hot air from John ‘Wet Noodle’ Boehner’s paper tiger, Darryl Issa

Published on August 1, 2013,

Issa accuses IRS of obstruction, warns of consequences

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/30/politics/issa-irs-scandal/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

 

Obama and staff laughing edited

 

California GOP Rep. Darrell Issa, chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, warned acting IRS chief Daniel Werfel that if “the IRS continues to hinder the committee’s investigation in any manner, the committee will be forced to consider use of compulsory process.”

 

WHOA, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Issa1 edited do nothing

 
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The pathetic Hillary Weiner Clinton falls on her face again: she has Al Sharpton ‘advise’ her on da Supreme Court’s Voting Rights Act decision

Published on July 31, 2013,

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/07/30/Sharpton-briefs-Hillary-Obama-On-Voting-Rights-Act

Said Sharpton:

“Dis Monday aftanoon, I, along wit a dozen (dats fourteen) udda civil rights and votin’ rights leedas joined President Obama and da Attorney General Eric Holda as we briefed dem on da outrage at da Supreme Court recent decision gutting dat Section 4 of da Votin’ Rights Act.  On my way to Washington, D.C., I happened to be on da  same flight as da former Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Weena Clinton. When we landed, she and I had dis impromptu conversation on dat very issue. (At first she thought I wuz talkin’ about liquor, but I told her we wuz talkin’ about da outrage.) Den, I updated her on da August 24th march dat da National Action Network and Martin Luther King da 47th and I gots planned, to commemorate da anniversary of ”Da Fifty Million Man March on Washington’ (dat actually took place in Detroit, wit a few less people). But even after an hour of setting her straight, dis dumb cracka still had no idea what the @#$% I wuz talkin’ about. (Dis iz a picture of me wit dat fool. Wuzzup wit dat Michelle Obama helmet she got on?)”

Clinton and Sharpton

 

Jeff Foxworthy know you're a moron

 

Ready to fail again

 
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That’s why they’re called “Hollywood idiots”

Published on July 30, 2013,

Actor Kevin Spacey: Americans don’t appreciate Obama’s greatness

 http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jul/30/kevin-spacey-actor-says-americans-dont-appreciate-/

Nose close flipped

The great one, to one day be immortalized on Mount Pickmore.

 
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U.S. Shale Threatens Saudi Economy, Warns Prince Alwaleed

Published on July 30, 2013,

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323854904578635500251760848.html

People Laughing

 

 

The only American not laughing:

Obama crying

 
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Bill and Hillary Clinton are ‘livid’ at comparisons to Weiner’s sexcapades and Huma’s forgiveness

Published on July 29, 2013,

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/clintons_mad_as_hill_over_huma_tactic_DreEqQum5fMMD4SiXeWSLJ

 

Why? It must seem so familiar.

 

Bill Clinton in underwear with Hillary behind

 

Ready to fail again

 
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The pot calling the kettle black

Published on July 28, 2013,

 

‘Barack Hussein Obama’ calls the scandals plaguing his administration “phony.”

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2013/07/28/Bachmann-Obamas-phony-scandals-narrative-is-insulting

 

Nose close flipped

 

Piers Moron laughing

 

“You know, come to think of it, it’s not a laughing matter.
Oh well. Back to helping spread leftist propaganda.”

Piers morgan oops

-Piers Moron

 
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As dumb a generation as the ‘milleniums’ are, realize that the leftists we’ve allowed to hijack our schools have been busy creating another one:

Published on July 28, 2013,

Ignorant but arrogant trained monkeys…

They’ll sign anything, they’ll vote for anything if it will satiate the conceit of their narcissism — which, if they faced, they’d stare at the reality that they are otherwise worth little, if anything to the world.

 

Students at George Mason University agree to sign fake petition to legalize abortion after childbirth:

 

 

“I signed. Need to preserve my abortion rights, dude.”

Dumb guy

 
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Hillary Clinton’s proteges, the weirdo Weiners

Published on July 27, 2013,

 

Weiner and Huma argue

 

“I’m ready!”

Posing by BFH

by BFH, Iowntheworld.com

 
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Mysterious Hum Driving People Crazy Around the World

Published on July 27, 2013,

http://www.livescience.com/38427-the-hum-mystery-taos-hum.html

 

Obama humming

 
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Johnny Depp seeks career advice from his horse

Published on July 27, 2013,

depp and horse edited

 

Depp and dumb bird

 
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Taking a cue from her mentally ill proteges Huma and Anthony Weiner, Hillary Clinton starts sexting

Published on July 26, 2013,

 

Hillary Clinton nude

 
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Boehner suddenly finds his balls — and attacks his own party. Again!

Published on July 25, 2013,

 

Boehner attacks GOP Congressman Steve King

http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/25/boehner-has-harsh-words-for-steve-king-and-his-cantaloupes-comment/

 

“There is no place in this debate for hateful or ignorant comments from elected officials. Except by my boss, Barack Obama.”

Boehner child editedgif

 

WHY IS THIS LOSER STILL GOP SQUEAKER OF THE HOUSE?

WHY?

 
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‘Racist’ at pro-Zimmerman rally turns out to a radical leftist and a fraud. (‘Leftist’ and ‘fraud’ always seem to go hand in hand, don’t they?)

Published on July 25, 2013,

The fraud:

Fraudster at Zimmerman ralley

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/07/busted-left-wing-plant-at-houston-pro-zimmerman-rally-is-far-left-activist/?ModPagespeed=noscript

 

The reality:

Mother is a whore

-by BFH, Iowntheworld.com

 

The trait obviously runs in the family.

 
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Crazy Nancy Pelosi rolls out new agenda for stupid women

Published on July 25, 2013,

http://hotair.com/archives/2013/07/23/oh-good-pelosi-rolls-out-a-democratic-economic-agenda-for-women/

Crazy pelosi women agenda

 

“Yes, of course!
Even women with impacted feces are welcome.”

Nancy Pelosi squeezing

 

Even this stupid woman is welcome:

Boehner in bra

 
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This is psycho-bitch Victoria Nuland. Working in the state department, Nuland crafted the ‘talking point’ lies about the U.S. deaths at Benghazi for Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and Susan Rice to repeat — and for the corrupt Democrat media to proliferate.

Published on July 24, 2013,

 

The U.S. Senate just voted to promote her.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/23/senate-committee-approves-promotion-for-author-of-benghazi-talking-points/

 

Psychobitch Victoria Nuland with fly

 

 

“It was nothin’.”

john-mccain

 
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ANOTHER ‘PROFESSOR OF RACE:’ ‘Professor’ of ‘religious studies’ backs statement that God is racist; says “I have tenure. I can’t get fired”

Published on July 24, 2013,

 

“I wrote an op-ed in the religion dispatches magazine this week about America’s racist God,” she said. “I got attacked by the right. I got attacked by Fox, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh — I’m saying all you all’s names out loud.”

http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/23/prof-backs-statement-that-god-is-racist/

You iz?

Crazy professor Anthea Butler

-Professor Anthea Butler; also, a Badhair candidate:

http://thefinereport.com/2013/07/judge-badhair/

 

Curious how ‘professors’ of ‘race’ or ‘religion’ are always idiots.

 

“Professor Butler gave me a 3.0 in Dumbass 101!”

Closer

 

“Yeah? Professor Butler gave me a 4.0 in Crazy 101!”

cynthia-mckinney

-Former Congresswoman (you read that right) Cynthia McKinney

 

“Professor Butler gave me a 5.0 in Crazy 101!”

Pelosi without makup trowel

-Crazy Nancy Pelosi

 

“Professor Butler gave me a 6.0 in Crazy 101!”

Nuts

 

 

“I rocked her Advanced Rhinotillexomania class!”

Nose close flipped

 

 

“You’re all crazy. Including anyone sending their children to be taught by the likes of ‘Professor’ Butler.”

G-d2

-Cracka God

 
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HILLARY CLINTON, HUMILATED AGAIN: pervert Anthony Weiner caught yet again exposing himself; Hillary Clinton caught yet again in another scandal

Published on July 24, 2013,

 

Disgraced Hillary Clinton-intimate Anthony Weiner admits to exposing himself online to 6 different women six months after resigning from Congress because of exposing himself online:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/during_report_claims_weiner_carried_S43ledXDkqUmnc8F9AOfmN

Weiner and wife ugly guy

 

Obama DHS  nominee investigated for using position to unfairly aid company run by Hillary Clinton’s brother:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/07/23/investigation-into-dhs-official-using-his-power-to-help-hillary-clinton-brother/

 

 

“It’s all for sale, Honey.

How about it, all you ‘Carlos Danger’ guys? Want a whale of a good time?”

Posing by BFH

by BFH, Iowntheworld.com

 
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Well, what do you know: George Zimmerman is a hero

Published on July 22, 2013,

George Zimmerman rescues family from truck crash, police say:

George Zimmerman CU

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/22/george-zimmerman-rescued-man-from-truck-crash-last-week-police-say/

 

Given his criminal record, Trayvon Martin would have probably robbed them.

Trayvon Martin giving finger

Martin apprehended with a box of burglary tools in his possession together a large collection of stolen women’s jewels:

http://charlesrowley.com/2013/07/14/law-enforcement-agency-conceals-trayvon-martin-criminal-records/

 

And Barack Obama?

He probably would have left them laying there.

Obama teleprompter pick your nose trimmed

 

 

 

“Damn. Dat’s da troof.”

Sharpton fingers to lips

 

 

“Hey Honey, I look like I’m trapped in a truck — how about rescuing me?”

Posing by BFH

-by BFH, Iowntheworld.com

 
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Adios, Helen Thomas. Rot in Hell.

Published on July 21, 2013,

 

Helen thomas and obama darkie

 

Report: Anti-Semitic incidents up across New York

 

The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) says there were 248 incidents statewide in 2012.  172 of those incident were in New York City, according to the statistics released on Monday.

The report compiled incidents of assault, harassment and vandalism. New York had the most anti-Jewish incidents in the country last year, according to the report.

“It is disturbing that we saw almost a 30 percent uptick in the total number of anti-Semitic incidents across the state,” said Etzion Neuer, ADL Acting New York Regional Director. “The sharp increase of anti-Semitic vandalism incidents is a reminder that we are still not immune to anti-Semitism.”

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/22900610/report-anti-semitic-incident-up-across-new-york

 

 

“Maybe those Jews were drinking sodas or not taking zee stairs, yah?”

Bloomberg dicctator by RF plain

 
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Badhair

Published on July 21, 2013,

 

Judge Badhair:

Judge Badhair

– Illinois Circuit Judge Rosemarie Aquilina

 

First Badhair:

Michelle-Obama-is-ugly-as-hell-Happy-Halloween-60099343619

 

Badhair for the Prosecution:

zimmerman witness tire around her neck

 

EPA badhair:

Obama with EPA bad hair

-New EPA administrator Gina It’s our ‘responsibility’ to fight global warming” McCarthy, sitting between two other idiots

“By confirming Gina McCarthy to head EPA, senators are endorsing President Obama’s war on affordable energy and ensuring that there is much more to come,” said Myron Ebell, energy and environment director at the Competitive Enterprise Institute.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/22/epa-admin-its-our-responsibility-to-fight-global-warming/

 
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Ready. For the trash bin of history.

Published on July 21, 2013,

 

Hillary Clinton was in charge of the Obama state department for four years.

 

Bad pick. Like everything else Hillary Clinton has had her finger on, she destroyed it.

 

hillary_clinton_picking_nose

 

 

State Department agency deemed ‘critical’ to information security is a mess, report shows:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/07/20/state-department-agency-deemed-critical-to-information-security-is-mess-report/

 

Rachel for president

 
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Detroit: the first city in American history to go bankrupt

Published on July 19, 2013,

 http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/19/detroit-files-for-bankruptcy/

Detroit goes broke

 
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A-holes of the GOP, an all too common species: John McCain: “I don’t know how many passports the U.S. will let people forge without breaking the law under my immigration bill”

Published on July 19, 2013,

 

IT’S PARTY TIME —- THIRD-PARTY TIME.

third-party-hat-300x300

 

Tea party

 

We must leave the GOP and the backstabbing, corrupt fools who run it, behind.

 
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Cast aside, Hillary Clinton is humilated yet again: it’s Rachel for President in 2016!

Published on July 18, 2013,

Rachel for president

 
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