No politician, let alone a president, can survive becoming a universal laughing stock. Just ask Anthony Weiner. Impeachment, here we come.

 

‘Barack Obama’ (or whoever he really is):

“I didn’t sic the IRS on anyone! I swear! I just found out about it on the news!”

 

 

Eric Holder:

“I recused myself. But I forgot why.”

 

 

Jay Carney:

“Now, here’s the truth  — “

 

 

Michelle Obama:

“I was not scratching my crotch!”

 

 

Hillary Clinton:

“I will be running for president in 2016.”