SEMPER UMBRELLAS: The new United States Marine hymn under ‘Barack Obama’ (or whoever he really is)

Marine holding umbrella

Music notes

From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli,
We now hold a retarded president’s umbrella
To protect him from air and rain and sleet.
First to fight for dry pants and jackets
To keep our idiot leader looking clean,
We  were once proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine

 

If this doesn’t result a military coup, nothing will.

 

Semper umbrellas