http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/06/25/columbus-man-says-mushrooms-made-him-rip-off-his-penis/
So what fungi made Marco Rubio rip off his balls?
Some fun, for the rest of us
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/06/25/columbus-man-says-mushrooms-made-him-rip-off-his-penis/