THE FINE REPORT

Some fun, for the rest of us

Quoting the astounded chief surgeon:

“We knew before the patient came in that he had no balls. Nevertheless, we were shocked to discover the man literally has no spine. A backstabber missing its back: a freak of nature… There wasn’t much we could do for the patient, except treat a festering Democrat boot-in-the-ass injury, aggravated by continual re-injury.”

 

Boeher really crying

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“Remember: Like Barack Hussein Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi and everyone in Congress, I’m exempt from Obamacare. And unlike you, I can get decent treatment for repeated blunt-force injuries to my anus.

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