“Say, who was House Squeaker under Eisenhower?*”
*Sam Rayburn was Speaker. The House Speakership was once widely regarded as second only to the Presidency among the country’s elective offices. After John Boehner’s stain on the office, the Squeakership is now regarded as second to the country’s dog Catchers.
After Crazy Nancy Pelosi’s stain on the office, the Squeakership is alternatively regarded as a parking place for the mentally ill.
