The Great American Contrivance, Hillary Clinton, demonstrates ‘alternate nostril breathing’ – a long time ago, and on the Senate floor:

Hillary Clinton, picking her nose while speaking at the United States Senate.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/hillary-clinton-demonstrates-alternate-nostril-breathing-during-cnn-interview/article/2634354

 

That other great American contrivance, demonstrating his own masterful one-nostril breathing technique:

 

 

Clinton murders, including the murder of Seth Rich: