NBC News, a division of General Electric, announced Jodi Arias will be the new president of its news division. NBC News Group Chairwoman Patricia Krushel said she is excited to welcome Arias aboard. Asked why was Arias was chosen, Krushnel said, “Jodi represents the most skilled of the type of pathological liar that has long made up the NBC news division.” Krushnel continued: “As NBC is one of the primary propaganda arms of the American left, we can’t be burdened by conscience. As such, Ms. Arias represents the cutting-edge in sociopathy. Being we at NBC want to do to America’s ass what Jodi’s now-deceased boyfriend fantasized about doing to her’s — while he had her tied to a tree — we knew we were ready for Jodi, and Jodi was ready for us.”
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