Rap star Andre Johnson cuts off his johnson.

 

Then tries to kill himself by jumping out a window.

(And you thought you had a bad day?)

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/16/rapper-andre-johnson-cuts-off-penis-suicide-attempt/

 

Andre Johnson

 

This is actually a great personal tragedy. And about as funny as Stephen Colbert.

Isn’t that right, Squeaker Boehner?

No penis

 

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