THE FINE REPORT

Lindsay Lohan endorses Mitt Romney for president!   The addict actress — and former Obama supporter — turns on the corrupt, inept, race-baiting fraud of a Communist:   “I think unemployment is very important for now, so as of now I think (my vote) is Mitt Romney,” http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/12/lindsay-lohan-switches-horses-endorses-mitt-romney-for-president/#ixzz29IMyd3dv   (And we all thought Lindsay was … Read more

  ABC Senior Foreign Correspondent Martha Raddatz was previously married to Federal Communications Commission Chairman Julius Genachowski — an Obama appointee.  ABC News and the left-leaning Commission on Presidential Debates do not view as a conflict of interest. (Duh. Apparently fellow rats at the GOP Establishment didn’t, either.)   Genachowki and Raddatz were married in … Read more

 A Google Images search for the phrase “completely wrong” yields page after page of photos of the presidential candidate, calling to mind Google Bombs lobbed in the past against Rick Santorum, George W. Bush, and others.   Google CEO Eric Shit Schmidt has visited the White House 14 times since January 2009, according to White … Read more

        “No autographs please.”  *hic!* -U.S. Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton

  And here they iz:  

High-Level Obama Staffers Caught Abetting Vote Fraud!   Videographer James O’Keefe’s Project Veritas caught an official for Barack Obama’s re-election campaign helping who she thought was an Obama supporter set herself up to vote more than once in November. Stephanie Caballero is the regional field director for Obama’s Organizing For America in Houston, Texas. Federal … Read more

  NEW YORK – As a student at Harvard Law School, then-bachelor Barack Obama’s practice of wearing a gold band on his wedding-ring finger puzzled his colleagues. (Besides being puzzled at how he got into Harvard.) Now, newly published photographs of Obama from the 1980s show that the ring Obama wore on his wedding-ring finger as … Read more

  — In other words, he plans to be half as stupid, and twice as unlikable. http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2012/10/repartee-obama-promises-that-in-next.html     “I might even get naked, walk up to Romney and start poking my finger in his chest — Rahm Emanuel style!”  

Democrat hack David Brooks predicts ‘a big Draft Hillary movement’ for 2016 http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/09/david-brooks-predicts-a-big-draft-hillary-movement-for-2016/#ixzz28rbsOITI   (More like a ‘big draft beer.’)   The jig is up on this incompetent buffoon:        

  When in doubt, ask a professional:  

  Know anybody like this?       — Aside from this idiot (the corrupt Andrea Mitchell, employed by the equally corrupt NBC):   “It’s dat racism again!” NBC’s Andrea Mitchell Suggests Mormons Are Racist http://nation.foxnews.com/andrea-mitchell/2012/04/11/nbc-s-andrea-mitchell-suggests-mormons-are-racist    

  These were the pieces:           This was the reaction:       Considering this reaction and out of respect to our simian readers, TheFineReport apologizes for any comparison to Michelle Obama.      

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/yahoo-ceo-marissa-mayer-gives-birth-a-week-ahead-of-schedule-plans-brief-maternity-leave/2012/10/01/6f85ae66-0c29-11e2-97a7-45c05ef136b2_story.html      

Here’s one of the liars:   Useful idiot David Letterman suggests Romney didn’t pay taxes, calls him a “felon:” http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/10/07/letterman-suggests-romney-felon-because-didnt-pay-taxes/    

http://www.speroforum.com/a/OZETBBPVHJ22/73129-Crucifixions-of-dissidents-in-Egypt-and-Yemen-worry-Christians   ‘Worried’ about something in Egypt? Worried about what?   Oh — this:    -A dissident of radical Islam tortured to death by Muslim Brotherhood operatives of the Egyptian government installed with the aid of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.     “Yeah, but at least he didn’t have to debate Mitt Romney!”   … Read more

  It’s a horrible thing when you don’t trust your own government. It’s even more horrible if you do nothing about it.   This, from the Obama EPA:   On the website page is a link to a 26-page EPA report entitled, “Sensible Steps to Healthier School Environment.” In the report’s chapter on Energy Efficiency, … Read more

  WIN IN DC! Judge issues order — anti-jihad ads to run ASAP   Another accomplishment by the courageous Pamela Geller:   The story: Free Speech Victory: D.C. Federal Judge Halts Transit Authority’s Restriction on Anti-Jihad Ad:  This afternoon, a federal judge for the District of Columbia granted the American Freedom Law Center (AFLC)’s request … Read more

  UW Madison Students: ‘Unfair’ That Obama Couldn’t Use Teleprompter in Debate http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/10/05/UW-Madison-Students-Left-Uninspired-Say-Unfair-President-Couldn-t-Use-Teleprompter-in-Debate     “Hold it, man! Not even I was that @#$%ing stupid when I was in college!! -Former U.S. Senator Blutto Blutarsky

  The left is apparently taking their lazy, bum of a ‘hero’ to school:  

Twenty glorious years of a sham marriage between an undesirable heterosexual woman and a closet gay man — a sham of a marriage second only to that between Bill and Hillary Clinton.   Justin Beiber, the King of Rock, sends his congratulations: – In an usual turn, Beiber is shown vomiting on stage on the … Read more

  Ugh.       Upon hearing of Hillary’s latest buffoonery, de facto Secretary of State and ‘companion’ Huma Abedin jumps into action:        Even Justin Beiber can’t stomach it: -Beiber, the King of Rock, throwing up a concert ( — after hearing his voice for the first time on a stage monitor) … Read more

Hard to accept this awful truth, but the truth it is:     Surrounded by whooping Republicans and suddenly unfavorable data, chief Obama campaign strategist David Axelrod called in the media cavalry today. And several reporters on the 11:15 a.m. phone conference promptly offered questions that bordered on advice. “Axe, I’m not sure you can … Read more