North Korea expodes a nuke on the Korean peninsula

http://rt.com/news/korea-north-nuclear-test-989/   Damn. Off by 6,945 miles.     “Not funny! Will get you next time — you be cooked like bulgogi”   See the story on Nixon’s Barry Fudd’s ‘enemies’ list: http://conservativebyte.com/2013/02/maxine-waters-obama-has-a-database-on-everything-about-every-individual/   Michelle says: “Wear your helmet — just in case!” -Helmet-head Michelle Obama

Boehener rises from the dead — temporarily

Incompetent backstabber and extraordinary failure John Boehner says Pope Benedict XVI displayed ‘extraordinary humility’ by announcing resignation http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/11/boehner-says-pope-benedict-xvi-displayed-extraordinary-humility-by-announcing-resignation-white-house-silent/   If only Boehner practiced what he preached — and resigned, giving way to a Speaker who can ably lead us through the perilous times we face.     Oh well. Put the creep back in his … Read more

It’s coming. And here’s how it’s going to go down:

  An excerpt from the Canada Free Press:   DHS Insider: Obama’s cyber warriors ( — for war against you, not foreigners) & the preparation for a planned economic crisis as an excuse to do the unthinkable.   Read it here: http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/52923       Related: Vladmir Putin stockpiling gold as fast as he can … Read more

Karl Rove: @#$% and Shinola salesman — and a backstabbing failure

  Karl Rove, ‘The Architect?’   —  Yeah, right. He’s the ‘Architect of Disaster:’ the very man who’s overwhelming failures gave us the worst thing to ever happen to the United States of America: ‘Barack Hussein Obama’ (or whoever he really is). Rove is a parasite, desperately trying to b.s. his way into sabotaging the … Read more

G.T.F.O.O.M.L.

  Clutter? Obama Administration Says All Americans Must Have ‘Healthy Housing’ http://cnsnews.com/news/article/mold-leaky-roof-clutter-obama-administration-says-all-americans-must-have-healthy   Hey President Fudd:    — and I won’t tell you to stop picking your nose.     — Or tell you to bathe, to avoid being so attractive to vermin.   Imagine, this slob trying to tell us how to live — … Read more

Yeah — if you’re producing a farce

  Quinnipiac Poll: Hillary Clinton ‘Easily The Most Popular Actor On The American Political Stage’     Reactions to the Quinnipac  poll:     Even if it wasn’t b.s. — What difference does that make now?  

You know when you’re full of crap.

When your life and your future are a bad joke because you took the easy way out of adult responsibility and bought into the b.s. of ‘Barack Obama,’ no matter how hard you try to keep lying to yourself, the awful reality of what you helped create will begin to haunt you. (Unless you’re normally … Read more

The Professor is back at The Fine Report!

Prof. Allison D. Papalopolopolis is back!   Today, she weighs in on Tony Bennett and Chris Rocks’ recent moronic statements about the 2nd Amendment:   “Hey there!” “The willful stupidity of people in Hollywood is truly an amazing phenomenon and equally infuriating. But maybe it’s always been like this: creative people being overly emotional, fawning … Read more

Only someone connected to Hollywood could be this stupid:

http://nation.foxnews.com/chris-rock/2013/02/06/chris-rock-president-our-bossour-dad   CHRIS ROCK: BARRY FUDD IS OUR ‘BOSS’   Rock-for-brains: we’re his boss, stupid! “Cwis Wock! –Wisten to me, your boss: hate evwyone who doesn’t agwee with you! And always weemember — I am your boss! You know what, Cwis? — You’re fired! How do you wike that? If I ever see you working … Read more

Washington Post: making fun of Michelle Fudd’s fat behind is racist.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/michelle-obamas-posterior-again-the-subject-of-a-public-rant/2013/02/04/c119c9a8-6efb-11e2-aa58-243de81040ba_story.html?hpid=z1   No it’s not. It’s cathartic.     Her  handlers can put all the wallpaper on her they want — but we haven’t forgotten who she really is:     Wite, Bawwy?   “Just for that cwack, I’m sending a dwone to kill you — now that Ewic Holder says that’s weegle for me … Read more

BREAKING: JOHN BOEHNER IS DEAD

People inside Congress are not surprised. “I was never really sure he was alive,” commented one Congressional source who chose to remain anonymous. “How could anyone tell — especially after his fourth Scotch?,” commented another anonymous source. “I did think he was looking a bit more orange than usual,” said a Congressional page.   OTHER … Read more

Ben Shapiro, America’s Newsman

  This warrior for truth is picking up right where Andrew Breitbart left off.   Ben, whatever you do, don’t have dinner with Bill Ayers. (If you must: bring poison antidotes.)

Karl Rove declares war on the Tea Party

  Just who in the GOP died and left this clown boss?   From BREITBART NEWS: Karl Rove and his GOP establishment team of hacks, pose as tacticians while quietly undermining conservatism. http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/02/03/Rove-declares-war-Tea-Party

Barry Fudd weighs in on the NFL:

“I’m a big football fan, but I have to tell you if I had a son, I’d have to think long and hard before I let him play football.  My wife playing football?  –That’s another story.”    

We’re laughing now. But Barry Fudd’s gun picture will prove to prophetic: Fudd will shortly be having a gun aimed at YOU

    Why has Fudd ordered the federal government to stockpile guns and ammo? Why does the civilian Department of Homeland Security need billions of rounds of handgun  ammunition?   BILLIONS of rounds.   If any Republican, conservative, independent journalist, pro-life activist, returning veteran, gun-rights activist, Constitutionalist, Bible believer or critic of Obama thinks they … Read more

Barry Fudd

Obama, you didn’t shoot that!     The White House has released a picture purporting to show Barack “Barry Fud” Obama “skeet shooting” at Camp David.  — An activity he claims he does “all the time.“   Is this a gun — or is it a bong in disguise — and the only way Obama … Read more

Just how scummy is Obama’s good friend Al Sharpton? This scummy:

Tawana Brawley is finally served with court order to pay the man she and Al Sharpton falsely accused of raping her in 1987; Sharpton was ordered to pay $66,000, (O.J. Simpson lawyer Johnnie Cochran paid it, among other people)   Sharpton, still relatively unknown outside New York City, and lawyers Alton Maddox and C. Vernon Mason, … Read more

At least 2 dead in terrorist attack outside US Embassy in Turkey

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/02/01/at-least-2-dead-in-terrorist-attack-outside-us-embassy-in-turkish-capital/     “What difference does that make now??!!” -Hillary Clinton, the second most incompetent high officer holder in United States history.   “We can only hope the dead were Americans!” -John Kerry, the third most incompetent high office holder in United States history.   John Kerry, memory lane:

The new ‘Chester the Molester:’ DEMOCRAT SENATOR BOB MENENDEZ

http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/25/emails-show-fbi-investigating-sen-bob-menendez-for-sleeping-with-underage-dominican-prostitutes/     “Bob, being the repeat customer you are, I’m sure you’ll get a good deal. But you should  have sex with them first to see if they’re too young to have sex with.”* -Crazy Nancy Pelosi, former DEMOCRAT Speaker of the House, booted out of office by voters in 2008. *Said Pelosi of … Read more

‘American Idiot’ — a new feature from The Fine Report

    Congratulations to today’s winner: Hugh Hefner daughter, Christie Hefner   She said it:   “Climate change is a factor in Chicago’s murder rate!” http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/30/center-for-american-progress-christie-hefner-climate-change-a-factor-in-chicagos-murder-rate/

Screw the GOP — donate to the NRA

  https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/signup.asp     “I don’t know why Obama’s trying to  destroy the GOP when John McCain and I are perfectly willing to do it for him.”