The Obama Leftist University Brainwashing Hack Employment Act: Million$ for Silly Lesbian Studies to Keep Propagandists Working

$2.7M Federal Study: Why Do Lesbians Have Higher ‘Risk for Hazardous Drinking’?

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/27m-federal-study-why-do-lesbians-have-higher-risk-hazardous-drinking

Hillary Clinton tired

 

$2.7M Federal Study: Why Lesbians Are Fat

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/feds-spend-15-million-study-why-lesbians-are-fat

Hilarry Clinton fat

 

As dumb as those are, The Fine Report has uncovered even more Obama-subsidized federal studies about lesbians, designed to keep leftist propagandists employed:

 

Why do lesbians associate with other lesbians?
 
If lesbians are females who are said to have come out of their shells, can there ever be lesbian turtles?
 
Do lesbians stand up when they pee?
 
When lesbians tell their phobias, do they give clues as to what they are afraid of?
 
Do fat  lesbians get that way to make other lesbians feel thin?
 
Why does a lesbian always do whatever is next?
 
When hazardous-drinking lesbians cook with wine, do they ever add any to the food?

 

Why do certain lesbians try to cure insomnia by sleeping more?

 

Did prehistoric lesbians carry clubs and drag their mates by their hair?

 

Can lesbians hear sounds non-lesbians cannot?

 

Has a lesbian UFO ever landed?
 
Is there lesbian bacteria?
 
If lesbians see a heat wave, do they wave back?
 
When a lesbian thinks about the past, does it bring back memories?
 
If a lesbian is in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light and she turns on the headlights, what actually happens?
 
Are there lesbian Siamese twins?
 
Are there lesbians who have never owned a pair of Birkenstocks?

 

Why do lesbians frequent gay bars?
 
Do lesbians dream in color?

 

Do lesbian killers prefer lethal injection or the firing squad?

 

If a lesbian falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does she make a sound — particularly, if she is fat?

 

Upon realizing Hillary Clinton could become the subject for a study of fat and drunk lesbians, former de facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin jumps into action:

Hillary and Huma bigger lesbian drunk fool