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Semper Fat

Published on December 28, 2013,

Semper Fat

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Barry, the boy Commander-in-chief of the United States Armed Forces:

Toothless

 
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Comparing sex symbols

Published on December 27, 2013,

Rachel Washburn compare

 
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Sunny Lohmann: The Fine Report’s new sex symbol

Published on December 27, 2013,

She’s smart. She’s sexy. She’s funny.

And now she’s ours. (In our hearts, anyway.)




 
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The History of Useful Idiocy, Part I

Published on December 26, 2013,

Useful idiot of picasso

 
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The world knows a loser when it sees one

Published on December 26, 2013,

Arab monarchies eye stronger ties — with Communist China

http://news.yahoo.com/arab-monarchies-eye-stronger-ties-china-161114192.html

 

Bush and Saudi

 

As the fraud boy-president digs deeper into failure, the world is beginning to blow him off (and us), and is picking new allies.

Nose close

 
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Merry Christmas!

Published on December 24, 2013,

Merry Christmas

Christ's birth christmas

 
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Our corrupt ‘news’ media: “Why Obama will have a much better year in 2014″

Published on December 24, 2013,

Why Obama will have a much better year in 2014

http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/why-obama-will-have-a-much-better-year-in-2014-152551670.html

 

Will 2014 be better or worse for Obama?

http://crossfire.blogs.cnn.com/2013/12/20/will-2014-be-better-or-worse-for-obama/

 

Which do you care about: what kind of year you and your country will have in 2014, or whether our fraud boy-president has better pickings?

Nose close

 
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Crying

Published on December 21, 2013,

A video by a Russian that made the whole world cry:

 

 

A selfie by an American that made the free world cry:

 

Selfie2

 

Cries anyway:

Boeher really crying

 

 

“Cry? They made us laugh.”

sharpton_obama

 
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Dynasties

Published on December 19, 2013,

The Duck Dynasty

Duck Dynasty

 

The Schmuck Dynasty

2 rotten

 

The other Schmuck Dynasty

Schmuck dynasty

 
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The great awakening: ‘Barack Hussein Obama,’ and everyone surrounding him are corrupt, malignant frauds; Obamacare is a scam

Published on December 19, 2013,

 

Baba Wawa on Obama: ‘We Thought He Was Going To Be The Next Messiah’

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/17/barbara-walters-obama-we-thought-he-was-going-be-next-messiah

Media monkeys  no editoiral

The messiah:

Nose close

 

National Lampoon’s ObamaCare Vacation:

Democrat state exchange chiefs skip town, while Obama hires a con man.

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304866904579266542805801628

 

Yawning young guy edited

 

My work here is done

 

Well…it’s almost a great awakening.

Boehner tired

 
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Poll: Ted Cruz 3rd ‘most influential’ leader in the world!

Published on December 15, 2013,

No big thing, politicians: show some balls, demand to be heard, espouse Conservative values and in a couple of months you too can rise from becoming an obscure U.S. Senator to third most influential leader in the word.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/poll-ted-cruz-3rd-most-influential-world-leader-behind-pope-obama/article/2540748

 

Ted Cruz for president 2016!

 

Ted Cruz group photo Tea Party

TeaParty.org

 

 

banana replublicans

 
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Yikes: even Dick Morris understands that new Democrat hero John Boehner just committed suicide.

Published on December 14, 2013,

Rest miserably.

Boehner DEAD

 

Dick Morris banner

Boehner Eats His Young

By Dick Morris on December 14, 2013
House Speaker John Boehner would not be House Speaker John Boehner if it were not for the tea party and the other conservative groups he now criticizes. He says that they “lack all credibility” and accuses them of “using our members [Congressmen] and the American people for their own goals.”

 

His comments immediately drew admiring praise from Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.

 

Has the world turned upside down? If it were not for these groups — the Tea Party Patriots, Heritage Action for America or others — the Republicans would have lost the elections of 2010 and he never would have been Speaker.
Without their hard work, outreach, enthusiasm and donations, the Republican Party would never have won in 2010 and won’t win in the future.

 

Without the tea party, the Republican Party would be an inarticulate, me-too party without ideas or energy.

http://www.dickmorris.com/boehner-eats-his-young/#more-12936

 

We don’t need the Republican party and its corrupt hacks. They need us.

 

Dump the GOP and join the Tea Party, before the GOP votes in amnesty, and makes an uneducated, often criminal class of improvished illegal aliens the swing voters of our electorate.

illegal aliens2

 

THE ANSWER:

http://www.teaparty.org/

Ted Cruz group photo Tea Party

 

Wuz da question

 
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The boy president meets Castro

Published on December 12, 2013,

 

Meeting Castro

 
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Three-Quarters of All U.S. Military Deaths in Afghanistan Are Under Command of the Boy President

Published on December 11, 2013,
 Woman grieving soldier in cemetary

h/t: Iowntheworld.com

Golf 2 shot

 
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The scummy Kathleen Sebelius calls for “investigation into Obamacare decisions”

Published on December 11, 2013,

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101264363

 

People Laughing large

 

 

Sebelius

 
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WHY ARE WE STILL TOLERATING THIS CORRUPT LAP DOG AS THE GOP HOUSE SQUEAKER?

Published on December 11, 2013,

Reagan budget director David Stockman: Budget deal a ‘joke and betrayal’

“It’s the final surrender of the House Republican leadership to Beltway politics and kicking the can and ignoring the budget monster that’s hurtling down the road.”

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101265477

 

Squeaker Boehner: Conservative Groups’ Reaction to Budget Deal Is ‘Ridiculous’

http://www.nationaljournal.com/congress/john-boehner-conservative-groups-reaction-to-budget-deal-is-ridiculous-20131211

 

Boehner dog

 

LET’S FINALLY DUMP THIS CORRUPT FOOL JOHN BOEHNER — BEFORE HE COMPLETELY SELLS OUT OUR COUNTRY TO HIS HANDLER, BARACK OBAMA.

 

Our only hope: The Tea Party. Support it as if the future of your country mattered.

http://www.teaparty.org/

Ted Cruz texas

The next president of the United States, Ted Cruz

 
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THE FINE REPORT HITS 20 MILLION

Published on December 9, 2013,

 

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                                              ThePeoplesCube.com

 
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Sick minds think alike

Published on December 9, 2013,

 

Obamacare’s sinister architect claims ‘big PR campaign’ needed

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/12/08/what-holding-back-obamacare-architect-says-big-pr-campaign/

 

Ezekieo Emanuel

 
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California State government censors verteran employee for criticizing the joke of Obamacare

Published on December 9, 2013,

http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/08/police-state-county-censors-government-employee-who-dares-criticize-obamacare/#ixzz2mu5mukXB

 

According to the attorney of the cencored employee — Norina Mooney — Mooney made some water-cooler talk with a fellow employee about the high number people who have had their insurance policies canceled under Obamacare. Later, a supervisor called Mooney into a private meeting and allegedly dressed her down for the attempt at chitchat because an unidentified person had overheard the small talk and been offended. Moooney is now contemplating legal action. Yeah!!

 

On behalf of Norina Mooney, to the offended employee and her supervisor, we say a hearty “Fu-k you.”

 

Obama big middle finger

 

Further, we recommened Norina Moonney write California Govenor Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown a letter of the likes that Groucho Marx once sent Warner Brothers Studios after the Marx brothers received a letter from Warner Bros. threatening legal action if they did not change the title of their film, “A Night In Casablanca.”  Warner Bros. deemed the film’s title too similar to their own Casablanca, released almost five years earlier in 1942, with Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. In response Groucho Marx dispatched the following letter to the studio’s legal department:

 

Dear Warner Brothers,

 Apparently there is more than one way of conquering a city and holding it as your own. For example, up to the time that we contemplated making this picture, I had no idea that the city of Casablanca belonged exclusively to Warner Brothers. However, it was only a few days after our announcement appeared that we received your long, ominous legal document warning us not to use the name Casablanca.

It seems that in 1471, Ferdinand Balboa Warner, your great-great-grandfather, while looking for a shortcut to the city of Burbank, had stumbled on the shores of Africa and, raising his alpenstock (which he later turned in for a hundred shares of common), named it Casablanca.

I just don’t understand your attitude. Even if you plan on releasing your picture, I am sure that the average movie fan could learn in time to distinguish between Ingrid Bergman and Harpo. I don’t know whether I could, but I certainly would like to try.

You claim that you own Casablanca and that no one else can use that name without permission. What about “Warner Brothers”? Do you own that too? You probably have the right to use the name Warner, but what about the name Brothers? Professionally, we were brothers long before you were. We were touring the sticks as the Marx Brothers when Vitaphone was still a gleam in the inventor’s eye, and even before there had been other brothers—the Smith Brothers; the Brothers Karamazov; Dan Brothers, an outfielder with Detroit; and “Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?” (This was originally “Brothers, Can You Spare a Dime?” but this was spreading a dime pretty thin, so they threw out one brother, gave all the money to the other one, and whittled it down to “Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?”)

Now Jack, how about you? Do you maintain that yours is an original name? Well it’s not. It was used long before you were born. Offhand, I can think of two Jacks—Jack of “Jack and the Beanstalk,” and Jack the Ripper, who cut quite a figure in his day.

As for you, Harry, you probably sign your checks sure in the belief that you are the first Harry of all time and that all other Harrys are impostors. I can think of two Harrys that preceded you. There was Lighthouse Harry of Revolutionary fame and a Harry Appelbaum who lived on the corner of 93rd Street and Lexington Avenue. Unfortunately, Appelbaum wasn’t too well-known. The last I heard of him, he was selling neckties at Weber and Heilbroner.

Now about the Burbank studio. I believe this is what you brothers call your place. Old man Burbank is gone. Perhaps you remember him. He was a great man in a garden. His wife often said Luther had ten green thumbs. What a witty woman she must have been! Burbank was the wizard who crossed all those fruits and vegetables until he had the poor plants in such confused and jittery condition that they could never decide whether to enter the dining room on the meat platter or the dessert dish.

This is pure conjecture, of course, but who knows—perhaps Burbank’s survivors aren’t too happy with the fact that a plant that grinds out pictures on a quota settled in their town, appropriated Burbank’s name and uses it as a front for their films. It is even possible that the Burbank family is prouder of the potato produced by the old man than they are of the fact that your studio emerged “Casablanca” or even “Gold Diggers of 1931.”

This all seems to add up to a pretty bitter tirade, but I assure you it’s not meant to. I love Warners. Some of my best friends are Warner Brothers. It is even possible that I am doing you an injustice and that you, yourselves, know nothing about this dog-in-the-Wanger attitude. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to discover that the heads of your legal department are unaware of this absurd dispute, for I am acquainted with many of them and they are fine fellows with curly black hair, double-breasted suits and a love of their fellow man that out-Saroyans Saroyan.

I have a hunch that his attempt to prevent us from using the title is the brainchild of some ferret-faced shyster, serving a brief apprenticeship in your legal department. I know the type well—hot out of law school, hungry for success, and too ambitious to follow the natural laws of promotion. This bar sinister probably needled your attorneys, most of whom are fine fellows with curly black hair, double-breasted suits, etc., into attempting to enjoin us. Well, he won’t get away with it! We’ll fight him to the highest court! No pasty-faced legal adventurer is going to cause bad blood between the Warners and the Marxes. We are all brothers under the skin, and we’ll remain friends till the last reel of “A Night in Casablanca” goes tumbling over the spool.

Sincerely,

Groucho Marx

http://www.chillingeffects.org/resource.cgi?ResourceID=31

 

Groucho on michelle obama

 
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More truth about Nelson Mandella

Published on December 8, 2013,

While propaganda network ABC — via a fabricated 20/20 ‘news’ program — portrays Winnie Mandela as a ‘hero,’ they hide the fact she was a Marxist perpetrator of genocide:

 

WINNIE MANDELLA TORTURER

http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/2013/12/abcs-2020-portrays-winnie-mandela-as.htm

 

JUST AS ABC LIES, COMMUNISM KILLS.

 
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Nelson Mandella is dead. But more important news to you: as the corrupt Democrat media tries to distract you with inflated, misleading tales of Nelson Mandella, your government under Barack Obama is secretly activiating your webcam and spying on you in your home.

Published on December 7, 2013,

Mandella commie

The Media Myth of Nelson Mandela:

http://www.biblebasedministries.co.uk/2013/07/05/the-media-myth-and-global-cult-of-nelson-mandela/

 

 

Now, on to more important matters:

 

Yes, it was a good idea electing a fascist as president, knowing he’d appoint a fascist as the head of the United States Justice Department. And a fascist who would corrupt the FBI, turning it into a tool of tyranny — as Obama has done with the IRS.

 http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/07/the-fbi-can-secretly-activate-an-individuals-webcam-without-the-indicator-light-turning-on/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=story&utm_campaign=ShareButtons

holder picking his nose closer

When he’s not picking his nose, Eric Holder is watching you pick yours:

 

Eric holder is watchin you

 

Zzzzz….

Boehner tired

May God damn John Boehner for ignoring it all.

 
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Will failing politician and aspiring sportscaster Barack Hussein Obama go out in the same humiliating fashion as flash-in-the-pan model Fabio?

Published on December 7, 2013,

 

– That is: doing something childish, surrounded by women laughing at him after getting smacked in the face by a flying chicken?

 

 

Obama and staff laughing edited

 

 

Screwing up plans for world domination

 
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Obama to Give Wind Farms 30-Year Pass on Eagle Deaths; Could Result In Extinction of Species; Leftist “Environmentalists” Conveniently Silent

Published on December 6, 2013,

Eagle picking nose

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/12/05/Obama-to-Sign-Rule-Allowing-Death-of-Eagles

http://savetheeaglesinternational.org/

 

Unsightly windmill:

mo big bo[5]

 
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Big-ass things

Published on December 6, 2013,

 

Big ass compairson

 
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Communist ally of New York’s new Communist Mayor: ‘Knockout game’ violence perpetrated by black youths stems from ‘genuine concern’ about Jewish influence’

Published on December 5, 2013,

– So says Laurie Cumbo, the councilwoman-elect for the Brooklyn neighborhood of Crown Heights.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/04/de-blasio-ally-knockout-game-violence-stems-from-genuine-concern-about-jewish-influence/

 

Laurie Cumbo

Laura Cumbo

 

Insane, isn’t it: the liberal Jews of New York elect a Communist mayor who wants to destroy them.

 

Who says liberalism isn’t a mental disorder?

 

Knockout suspect

Felony suspect, photographed seconds before he brutally attacked an innocent woman on a New York street.

 
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Can Obama really be impeached? (The answer to that and other questions, submitted to us by our readers. Well…sorta.)

Published on December 2, 2013,

 

Q: Why do big GOP donors keep donating to losers?

A: Maybe they don’t want a victory, because they could be then held accountable for their candidate’s shortcomings. So they play it safe, and still get to be big-shots with their money.

 

Q: Why do Barack and Michelle Obama hate America?

A: His parents and his childhood idol (Frank Marshall Davis) hated America. Parents and childhood idols have consequences. Also, Obama – like his wife — were handed everything out of pity. They never had to overcome any challenge, and were ridiculously rewarded for mediocrity. Being pandered to, they were made to feel even more inadequate, as both of them knew their own relatively low capabilities. (Though Barack Obama now believes his own press.) As a result, they hate ordinary people who succeed on their own, and without the adult wet-nursing both Obamas are still dependent on.

Angry obamas

Q: Why are leftist college professors urging Obama to run for a third term?

A: Because they have trouble counting to two.

 

Q: How many times have the Obamas had sex?
A: Again, two.

 

Q: Are there people so horrified by the thought of a total fraud and closet communist named ‘Barack Hussein Obama’ being president of the United States that for the past 5 years that they have been shocked into a compete state of denial?

A: Wait a minute — Barack Obama is president?

 

Q: Will Barack and Michelle Obama be buried side-by-side?

A: Yes, if there are three gravesites available.

 

Q: Why are Barack Obama’s school records hidden?

A: Because they’d prove he’s an intellectual lightweight and an utter contrivance — and essentially Al Sharpton wit out da smell.

 

Q: Is Barack Obama gay?

A: Does Michelle Obama sh-t in the woods?

 

Q: Who is smarter, Bill Clinton or Barack Obama?

A: The question should be rephrased: Is there anybody other than Hillary Weiner Clinton that Barack Obama is smarter than?

 

Q: Does Hillary Weiner Clinton have trouble getting lesbian dates?

A: Yes. Most people, including lesbians, don’t like to be around a sloppy drunk.

Swillery


Q: Is Valerie Jarrett really pulling the strings behind the scenes?

A: ‘Behind the scenes?’ Man, open your eyes: she’s come right out front.

Valerie jarrett puppett

 

Q: I read that an astrophysicist claimed that if Michelle Obama sat on your face, you’d be in a singularity. When would that singularity end?

A: When she got off.

Michelle Obama fat stripper ass

 

Q: Is John Boehner really a cross-dresser?

A: Yes, Boehner goes about life dressed in men’s clothing.

 

Q: What does GOP Chairman ‘Greasey’ Prebus do?

A: Whatever the democrat media tells him to do. 

 

Q: What does GOP House Majority Leader Eric Cantor do?

A: Other then sending out newsletters about himself, not much.

 

Q: Is there any upside at all to abortion?

A: Yes: population control of future criminals and democrat voters. 

 

Q: Does Obama read The Fine Report?

A: Like any lame TV talking-head, Obama doesn’t read anything, except a slow-moving teleprompter. However, he does make decisions by checking boxes on papers given to him by his handlers. Don’t believe us? –

http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/02/what-does-obama-do-all-day

 

Q: Who wrote Obama’s two infamous books?

A: Terrorist William Ayers. He admitted so twice:

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/03/video-bill-ayers-admits-again-he-wrote-obamas-first-book/?ModPagespeed=noscript

 

Q: Why do so many leftists want to legalize sex with children?

A: Because so many leftists want to have sex with children. Don’t believe us? –

http://www.nationalreview.com/human-exceptionalism/337010/normalizing-pedophilia

Bob Menendez dork

-Democrat Senator Bob Menendez (NJ), suspect #1. Don’t believe us? –

http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/25/emails-show-fbi-investigating-sen-bob-menendez-for-sleeping-with-underage-dominican-prostitutes/

 

Q: Is liberalism a cult?

A: Can you say, ‘Hollywood idiot?’

 

Q: Should I get a tattoo?

A: Only if you first have the image you want drawn onto a t-shirt, then wear that t-shirt every single day, no matter where you go, for a period of one year. After that year, if you’re not sick of the t-shirt, get yourself a tattoo. (Exception: if you’ve been sentenced to more than 50 years in prison.)

 

Q: Do tattoos fade over time?

A: Yes. As you age, they begin to blur. Tattoo ‘art’ you so proudly had etched into your young skin will soon morph into an ugly blob — a hairy one, too.

 Old man tattoo closer

Q: Does tattoo removal really work?

A: Sorta. But in removing one scar, it creates another. Hurts like hell, too, and costs a fortune.

Tattoo removal

But it still might look better than the stupid, misspelled crap you had burned onto your body.

 dumb tattoos

Q: Why do people tattoo their face?

A: Because they didn’t do our ‘one-year t-shirt experiment’ above, only with a mask wtih metal sh-t stuck all over it.

 Tattoo face

 

Q: How about a nose ring?

A: Sure — if you want to look like a pig.

 

Nose ring smaller

 

Q: What prison will Obama spend the rest of his life in?

A: Hopefully Leavenworth. If not, then the prison of truth and history. (Unfortunately, we’ll be in there with him.) But there’s always hell.

 In jail

 

Q: What has Hillary Wiener Clinton ever succeeded at in public life?

A: Not a thing, other than embarrassing herself. After law school, the ‘smartest woman in America’ failed the Bar exam. She did eventually become a lawyer, but never managed to practice beyond what bones her husband Bill tossed her. (Can you say, ‘Michelle Obama?’) Clinton eventually was the wife of a president, and became a hack elected to one-term in the Senate. While there, she failed to sponsor a single piece of legislation. She later failed to win against a complete unknown in the 2008 Democrat presidential primary. Still later, went on to be the most disastrous and most profoundly pathetic Secretary of State in U.S. history. However, she did succeed as a magician, disappearing from the public eye by having ‘emergency brain surgery’ just as the murderous Benghazi scandal she caused broke wide open. Apparently Clinton’s only consistent success has been in maintaining, among uninformed people and cultists the contrivance of her being competent to do anything except embarrass herself.

 Bemgjazo victim 2

 

Q: What is Barack Obama’s favorite animal?

A: Michelle Obama.

 

Q: Why is it that Barack Hussein Obama, Eric Holder and Hillary Weiner Clinton are the only public figures in United States history photographed picking their noses in public?

A: Because they regularly pick their nose, and apparently forgot, or didn’t care, that they were being photographed. In other words they’re people who habitually pick their noses. Psychologists explain that nose pickers are people who feel so much suppressed rage and fury that they pick at the contents of their noses, even when doing so causes pain and embarrassment– which leads to more rage and fury. Similarly, Michelle Obama was photographed in public picking at her crotch. But some people dig in their noses and crotches in public simply because they’re slobs. So take your pick. (Great having a rage-filled slobs as president, attorney general and secretary of state and first lady, isn’t?)

Don’t believe us? –

http://www.skinpick.com/nose-picking-rhinotillexomania

Obama ear and nose

 

Q: Does Barack Obama ever think to himself, “Holy Sh-t, I can’t believe I’m president of the United States.”

A: We think the same thing. So why not him? 

 

Q: Do the Obamas sleep in the same bed?

A: Yes, the White House bed is so large, there is still room for Barack in the lower left corner.

 

Q: What is Michelle Obama’s favorite food?

A: Yours.

 

Q: If Michelle Obama was a dictator, who would she have shot?

A: Anyone trying to eat when she does. 

 

Q: Whatever happened to CNN’s Fareed Zakaria?

A: After CNN’s in-house Jew-hating anti-American bastard (and Obama buddy) got exposed as a plagiarist, he went into hiding. He and CNN are still waiting for enough people to forget he is a fraud before returning him to the airwaves to spew more anti-American and anti-Semitic hate and propaganda.

 Fareed Zakaria

 

Q: What is John Boehner greatest fear?

A: Not being able to find the key to his liquor cabinet.

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Iowntheworld.com

Q: Seriously. What is another great fear of Boehner?

A: That he will lose the key to his liquor cabinet a second time.

Obama_Boehner-275x275

Iowntheworld.com

 

Q: Why do gays seem to align themselves with leftists?

A: Gays are communal in nature. Imagine being able to walk into a room full of people and potentially being able to share just about anything among them, including intimacy. But then, there is Obama propagandist Creepy Jim Messina, who is as probably as sex-deprived as Michelle Obama.

jim-messina

 

Q: Why did the Obama campaign plane smell so bad?

A: Because the Obamas were in charge of it.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/michael-m-bates/2008/10/08/cbss-reynolds-obamas-campaign-plane-smells-terrible-most-time

 

Q: Is Ted Cruz for real?

A: Yup.

Ted Cruz cool

 

Q: And Marco Rubio?

A: Yes, he is for real: a real putz.

 

Q: What shouldn’t I buy on ebay?

A: Used condoms, tissues or toilet paper.

Obama toilet paper recommended

 

Q: What should I buy on Amazon.com?

A: Any book purportedly written by Barack Obama, because it will make great toilet paper come Armageddon — and they’re easier to store then the rolled type of tissue.

 

Q: If you guys had your wish, what would Obama’s permanent presidential portrait be?

A: Of him picking his nose at a press conference.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/870554/80793616.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2460243/posts&h=626&w=500&sz=55&tbnid=z83pnUr9g2HuzM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=82&zoom=1&usg=__O_YJh6pnEAspydYcTRNkBlLysC4=&docid=VTzFEanBgyK7zM&sa=X&ei=hz-cUqCiGofzoASQ6YGoBw&ved=0CDIQ9QEwAA

 

Q: Would Mitt Romney have made a good president?

A: Mittens Romney would have made as good a president as John Boehner is making as House Squeaker. Mittens would have simply bent-over as the corrupt democrat media propaganda machine shoved lies up his ass in attempts to destroy him. He would have left us with the same perception of Republican idiocy as George W. Bush did – which, by the way, gave us ‘Barack Hussein Obama’ and a generation of idiots we now known as ‘millennials.’

 

Q: What’s the best line these days to say to any girl to get her to have freaky sex with a complete stranger?

A: “Hello.”

 

Q: What if “hello” doesn’t work? 

A: “Hello, I’m a millionaire.”

 

Q: What should happen to Lois Lerner after the IRS scandal?

A: She should be picked by her up by her ankles, and used to beat the crap out of Barack Obama and Valerie Jarrett and every Democrat and RINO in Congress.

 

Q: Will we survive the next three years of an Obama presidency?

A: Maybe. Maybe not. One thing’s for sure: our nation will never be the same in our lifetimes. Depending on how hard we support the Tea Party to push back against the leftist onslaught headed by Obama/Jarrett and enabled by corrupt GOP hacks entrenched in the Republican leadership, we just might survive as a republic. But every second Obama remains in high office, our nation is being sabotaged from within. That said, with Obama and Valerie Jarrett and Democrats out of the power, things can only get better. An urgent goal to work towards.

 

Q: Can Obama realistically be impeached?

A: Absolutely. As far-fetched as that sounds, remember how far-fetched it was to imagine him becoming president of the United States?

 

Q: Why is the media corrupt?

A: Because it’s made up of vain, lazy people who are bought-off easily and cheaply.

 

Q: Who is Katie Couric going to work for next?

A: Who cares?

 

Q: How do you guys know so much?

A: We read The Fine Report.

 

TFR closing in on 20 million served

 
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Obama’s planted heckler goes rogue

Published on November 27, 2013,

 

Heckler

 
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The First Fat @#$% Urges On Illegal Alien Hunger Strikers

Published on November 27, 2013,

 

Michelle Obama aligns with illegal alien fasters

http://thehill.com/blogs/twitter-room/other-news/191527-flotus-recognizes-immigration-reform-fasters

 

“More food for me. But more toilet time, too. “

On toilet

 

 

The commie-mommy’s hand in it again:

Valerie Jarrett, senior adviser to the president, and Cecilia Muñoz, director of the White House Domestic Policy Council show public support for illegal alien hunger strikers

http://thehill.com/blogs/twitter-room/other-news/191527-flotus-recognizes-immigration-reform-fasters

Valerie jarrett puppett

 

 

GOP Squeaker John Boehner, going for the record: a 3-year run asleep at the switch — and still going strong.

ZZZZ

 
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Obama’s war on Jesus continues

Published on November 27, 2013,

Obama’s call to close Vatican embassy is ‘slap in the face’ to Roman Catholics

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/nov/26/obamas-call-close-holy-see-embassy-slap-face-catho/

 

 

“That’s what us anti-Christs do.

What don’t you idiots understand?”

Obama devil

 
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McConnell on Democrats seizing absolute power in the U.S. Senate: ‘The solution to this problem is an election’

Published on November 24, 2013,

 

– Yeah: to get rid of all your corrupt, sorry asses.

 

The Democrat full-employment team:

Kayne West

Banana republicans

 

Tea Party, baby.

Give like the future of your nation depends on it.

Tea party patriots

http://www.teaparty.org/

Ted Cruz cool

 
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