The one time — well, two times, actually — we felt bad for Barack Obama:

 

“Barry, you didn’t actually

@#$% that thing on your right,

did you??”

 

 

 

 

“Imagine? I still have to sleep

next to it.”

 

 

The Fine Report Vacation

COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST

 

WEEKS REMAINING:

 

“Ach! I can’t vait!!”