The Fine Report’s Summer Vacation Countdown

  COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST:   ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE!     “Well, not quite all. We keep a skeleton crew, to do maintenance. Believe me, running this place is not easy. It’s a living hell.”  – Satan     WEEKS REMAINING:      

John Roberts turns the nation over to a madman

    “What? What’d I do? And I thought you guys were on vacation?” -Historic blunderer, US Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts     The madman:     — “I’ll save the day! (Just so long as it doesn’t cause any consternation. We wouldn’t want any consternation ’cause I might get yelled at. Are … Read more

To the Voting Booth!

  PEP TALK!   Pep talk from Prof. William Jacobson, Associate Clinical Professor, Cornell Law School:   “Was it over when Harry Reid pushed Obamacare through at Christmas time in December 2009?   “Not when voters took to the voting booth and elected Scott Brown.   “Was it over when Nancy Pelosi and House Democrats … Read more

No More Doubts About Nancy Pelosi Being Mentally Ill

  VACATION UPDATE — BREAKING NEWS:   Pelosi : “I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day and put him in the Capitol prison”   Continuing, Pelosi said on Wednesday to The Huffington Post, “I’m not kidding. There’s a prison here in the Capitol. If we had spotted him in the Capitol, we … Read more

Google’s “f-ck America” campaign continues

  Google Blows-Off America’s Flag Day   Microsoft, on the other hand, celebrates it. (Use Bing or Yahoo to search. Use Hotmail or ymail or Yahoo mail instead of gmail.)   Read more:     The difference on their home pages today:     “I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Google CEO and … Read more

Talk show hag and useful idiot of the left Joy Behar wants to see Romney’s house burn down

Queen of daytime useful idiocy, Joy Behar Wants to See Romney’s House Burn Down: ‘It Would Be Kind of Cool – the Mormon Fire Patrol’ How about this:  as Romney’s house burns down, Joy Behar is in it.  Now that’s funny!   “I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Useful idiot Joy Behar  

Jeb Bush: RINO

Jeb Bush: No Place For Father, Reagan In Today’s “Ultra-conservative” GOP   “I always knew George Bush would flinch. No surprise with Jeb.“ -Former U.S. President Ronald Reagan       “I thought you guys were on vacation.” -Jeb Bush. All that’s missing is a horn coming out if the middle of his face. … Read more


  “Just as I believe voters have only 6 months to save America, I believe America can wait a mere 6 weeks until TheFineReport is back from vacation. Why, I’d bet my pants on it. Hell, I’d bet Hillary’s truss on it!”   -Former U.S. President Bill Clinton, who confided that he believes American will … Read more

Venezuela bans private gun ownership

  Nationalization of the Firearms Industry is Coming to the U.S. if America re-elects ‘Barack Obama:’   (No joke:)   Venezuela has brought a new gun law into effect which bans the commercial sale of firearms and ammunition.   Until now, anyone with a gun permit could buy arms from a private company.   “It’s … Read more

The dumbest Secretary of State in the history of the Republic: Hillary Clinton

(If you already read it, you may want to re-read this post: we added more content to it…)   The word “stupid” doesn’t even come close to describing this woman’s incompetence.   Deposed U.S. and Israeli ally Hosni Mubarak, sentenced to life in prison by Muslim Brotherhood faction now controlling the Egyptian government:   … Read more

Former U.S. President Eisenhower’s Family Protests Obama Admin’s Memorial Design

  Virginia Democratic Rep. Jim Moran joined the growing chorus of opposition to the Obama administration’s proposed memorial to former President and World War II Allied Supreme Commander, Dwight D. Eisenhower, just ahead of Friday’s scheduled hearing on the monument’s controversial design. “I have also met with members of the Eisenhower family and share their objections to … Read more