More Evidence Boehner Is Being Extorted — or Paid Off — or Nuts: Boehner Giving Obama Yet More Unprescedented Presidential Power —

The House of Representatives Set to Consider Exempting Presidential Appointments From Being Confirmed By The Senate   Critics: The “Act” amounts to Congress neutering itself and giving the president unprecedented power.   The United States Constitution does not bestow kingly powers on the President to appoint the senior officers of the government with no process: … Read more

Bloomingidiotberg’s Latest Directive!

Continued rantings of a lunatic:   “From this day on, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check!”   -Herr Bloomingidiotberg      


Is John Boehner being extorted? It would answer a lot of questions.   Boehner Indicates GOP House May Fund Obama’s ‘Attack on Religious Liberty’ ( – Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) indicated Thursday that the Republican-controlled House of Representatives that he leads may go ahead and provide the Obama administration with the funding it needs to … Read more


Yes. It’s true! (You could get a little more excited, okay?)   It was six weeks. But honestly. it felt more like 42 days.       And, unlike Bill Clinton, one of us did have sex with that woman:   “Promise me you won’t put this picture on your website. Okay? Seriously.  Promise? — … Read more

A Dangerous, Useful Idiot Named Hillary Clinton

  Huma Abedin, a woman who would not pass a national security clearance screening, is Obama’s Secretary of State (Hillary Clinton’s) closest aide.       Hillary Clinton shown above with the mother of Clinton’s close aide Huma Abedin, whose entire immediate family is closely associated with the Muslim Brotherhood terror group. The mother’s name … Read more

Ratman visits Aurora, Colorado

   “I got down here as fast and furiously as I could. I even delayed my 103rd round of golf.    “Why, Michelle even delayed her next taxpayer-funded million-dollar vacation.”   “Hey, other than all that —  how was the movie? Are we done here?”       “He was at my house. I, too, … Read more

Ask the Professor!

Prof. Papalopolopolis is back, and taking your questions!   “Hey there!”   James from Aurora, Colorado asks:   “Why are Hollywood people so willfully stupid? Sometimes I just feel like… Well, I don’t want to say it, but I get really mad. Especially at the people who patronize their stupid movies.”     The Professor … Read more

How the mass-murder in Colorado could have been averted:

  If someone like white-Mexican George Zimmerman was at the Batman premiere Friday night, mass-murderer James Holmes would have been dead after his first shot.   Mass-murderer Holmes (with devil horns), left. George Zimmerman, right.     “Is that true?  Strange — it does compute. I mean, is it possible Palin isn’t a c-nt as … Read more

Marissa Mayer: Proof Positive You Can Be Brilliant In One Pursuit, But Be A Complete Dim-wit In Another

  New Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer Hosts Obama At Her House For Fundraiser   “What do you mean, ‘he’s a Marxist?’  He told me he was a golfer! — He even told me he was a ‘hope-and-changer!” Besides, it’s Bush’s fault!  Haliburton!  Palin is a c-nt! “And seriously: was that woman dressed like a … Read more

A lunatic’s words come back to bite him in the rear-end:

  “If you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own!” -‘Barack Obama’   In Obama’s case, that is absolutely true.     The “autobiographies” any reasonable person now knows he did not write:       William Ayers admits (again) he wrote “Obama’s” books:      “He didn’t write them?  I did … Read more

Mitt Romney, clueless wonder

  Copyright 2012     Romney, please: for God and country — FIRE YOUR INEPT CAMPAIGN MANAGER, AND HIRE A PROFESSIONAL      “Hey, thanks for the honorable mention. I thought you guys were on vacation?”       The Fine Report Vacation COUNTDOWN TO AUGUST   WEEKS REMAINING:

Obama doesn’t apologize to Romney; Romney puzzled

Back to the Etch-A-Sketch:   “I can’t believe he didn’t apologize. I really can’t believe it. Could all those crazy right-wingers be correct, and this guy really is a ruthless leftist, intent on destroying the country as we know it? Could it be he’s not the nice young man I thought he was, and not … Read more

A Malignant Moron Calling Himself ‘Barack Obama’

  He said it:   “If you’ve got a business —- you didn’t build that.  Somebody else made that happen.” -Barack Obama 7/15/2012       Remember folks:  While you can’t pick your family, you can pick your nose — and still pick your president. For now.       “Hey, I thought you … Read more

The Fine Report Summer Vacation Countdown: 2 weeks remaining

  In the meantime…     Useful idiots:       Plus one?     “I’m also looking forward to meeting with the Nude Black Panthers later this month.  Van Jones will moderate.  I’m sorry — is it ‘Nude Black Panthers’ or ‘New’ Black Panthers?’  I keep getting that mixed up. And if it is … Read more