“I can’t believe he didn’t apologize. I really can’t believe it. Could all those crazy right-wingers be correct, and this guy really is a ruthless leftist, intent on destroying the country as we know it? Could it be he’s not the nice young man I thought he was, and not simply in over his head? I mean, some of the thing he says really do sound crazy. And the people he’s surrounded himself with and appointed to the highest offices in our government: self-professed Communists and Maoists and race-baiters… Come to think of it, he’s really not that young, either. Maybe even Ann’s wrong, and that gorilla he calls ‘wife’ isn’t ‘lovely.’ Could all this really be?”
” — Nah!… But what’s the next step? Hmmm… I’d better call McCain and Boehner for advice. Hey — I thought you guys were on vacation.”
Advice to Mitt:
FIRE YOUR INEPT CAMPAIGN MANAGER, AND HIRE A PROFESSIONAL
